Ehrenstein [Pink Mountain Snake, "PMS"]: Darling, it’s the python. Where’s my mouse?
Unidentified communist agitator [UCA}: I killed Kennedy.
PMS: Well, he looked dead when I left him but that’s only because I wore him out.
UCA: Meet me in Tompkins Park at 7.
PMS: I’ll be there faster than Bella Abzug can eat a pastrami sandwich.
August 12, 1982
PMS: Mother, I’m in love.
Dolly Ehrenstein: They’ll stone you, Davey!
PMS: Not unless I register at B. Altman’s.
October 31, 1990
PMS: Do I even need body paint? It’ll come off when I sweat.
Deviant Lover: Don’t worry about it. The stuff’s lead-free and I’m teething.
July 9, 2007
PMS: Operator, emergency breakthrough to Tony Kushner!
Operator: I’m sorry, sir. That number is not listed.
PMS: Breeder!
