Von Dutch Is The Only Place That Appreciates My Van

I actually got props for van today at Von Dutch on La Brea and Melrose Blvds.

"It looks like something the unabomber would drive," said a bloke.

Kenny Howard would’ve had a field day with my vehicle.

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UnOrthodox Jew Exposed?

According to this posting, Feivel Paul Mendlowitz is the blogger UnOrthodox Jew — the bane of the Orthodox rabbinic establishment.

Case Type: Othr Breach Contr/Warr-not Fraud (General Jurisdiction) Case#: BC393702 CASE NAME: GENERAL ELECTRIC CAPITAL CORPORATION VS FEIVEL PAUL MENDLOWI Parties: DOES 1-30 – Def/Res,GENERAL ELECTRIC CAPITAL CORPORATION – PL/PET,MENDLOWITZ FEIVEL PAUL – Def/Res Attorneys: ALBERSTONE DANIEL ESQ. – Attorney for PL/PET Date Filed: 07/01/2008

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‘Men Hate Short Hair’

I certainly do.

I don’t know why women do that to themselves unless they’re just being lazy or deliberately unattractive.

Amanda Beals writes:

"Men hate short hair," says Patti Stanger, CEO and owner of The Millionaire’s Club, and star of the hit Bravo series The Millionaire Matchmaker. Oh yeah, apparently women are not too fond of small-time earners, either.

Hey, this is some big money advice you are getting, so take notes! You see, Stanger knows a thing or two about what men want (and women want), and she’s got a list of deep-pocketed clients, and a burgeoning bank account, to prove it. That’s because her pragmatic mating wisdom (like "men date organically and women have to date strategically") doesn’t come cheap. Membership into the Millionaire Club tips the scales at $50,000 per year for exclusive services based out of one of Stanger’s offices in California, New York, Florida, Canada and the U.K.

Stanger is a selective matchmaker, her business model entails working with only five males per month, per city. And her ability to predict chemistry runs in her genes: Stanger comes from three generations of matchmakers, but she charges far more than her mother and grandmother (who on occasion received a chicken dinner in exchange for their love connections).

Now she capitalizes on her familial talents, reading body language and making successful partnerships. As the former CEO of Great Expectations, Patti saw an emerging market for her special talent: Finding men wives or girlfriends. With recruiters in every city, Stanger subjects potential millionaire clients to rigorous interviews before getting to work on getting the dates.

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Los Angeles Jewish Day Schools Hurting Financially

They all seem to be running deficits of at least $1 million and all are making budgetary cutbacks.

Because of the economic downturn, parents in Beverly Hills in particular are pulling their kids out of Jewish day schools and sending them to public schools.

How come Jewish day schools cost three times as much as Catholic schools? Because nuns work more inexpensively?

There’s a big report coming out this fall on American Jewish day schools. Is the current model sustainable?

Several police detectives showed up on Canfield (in zip code 90035) last week, wanting to talk to a male member of Anshe Emes. The guy then disappeared for a week. I don’t know the full story.

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Indy Mac Bank Going Down?

It appears to be a few months from being shut down, something you wrote about with regard to Downey and First Fed many months ago – they are cutting 60% of their workforce and not doing any more loans. I expect there will be a run on the bank and it will be shut down.

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‘Sixty Six’ Opens Aug. 6

Based on the real life experience of director Paul Weiland , SIXTY SIX is a coming-of-age comedy starring Eddie Marsan (Mission Impossible III , Vera Drake) , Helena Bonham Carter ,  Stephen Rea , Catherine Tate , Peter Serafinowicz (Shaun Of The Dead) , Geraldine Somerville , Richard Katz , Ben Newton and Gregg Sulkin.

England , the summer of ’66 and the country is about to be consumed by World Cup Fever.  For 12-year-old Bernie the biggest day of his life is looming , the day he becomes a man – his Bar Mitzvah.  But his plans for the perfect day begin to go awry when his father’s business starts to fail , forcing the family to scale back on their plans.  Even more disturbing , the World Cup Final is scheduled for the same day as his passage into manhood.  Parents Manny and Esther (EDDIE MARSAN and HELENA BONHAM CARTER) assure Bernie that England won’t possibly make the finals , and refuse to change the date of the Bar Mitzvah.  Bernie’s only solace comes from his relationship with asthma specialist , Dr Barrie (STEPHEN REA).  As the big day approaches , everything seems to be going perfectly wrong: Manny’s business fails and the family home catches fire , and older brother Jimmy has a serious injury. And to everyone’s shock , England keeps winning games and inching towards the climactic final round.  As his parents realize just how much they have let Bernie’s once-in-a-lifetime moment fall by the wayside , they come up with their own ambitious plan to make Bernie’s Bar Mitzvah day one to remember. 

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Cop Gets Off On Shabbat

From lohud.com:

A newly hired town police officer has been given Friday nights to Saturday evenings off to accommodate her religious beliefs.

The special work schedule afforded Officer Baile J. Glauber has raised concerns among other officers, said Officer Dennis Procter, the department’s Police Benevolent Association president.

"I hope the town is not going to give special treatment to one individual for religious observances and not give other officers the same opportunities," Procter said. "We all can’t always make temple or church or spend weekends with our families."

Glauber, an ultra-Orthodox Jew who married under the Hasidic beliefs, graduated last month from the Rockland Police Academy. She completed the six months of physical training and educational classes to become a police officer.

She asked for the Sabbath off.

A memo dated June 27 to Glauber from Police Chief Peter Brower states, "I have been advised by the Town Attorney, Mike Klein, to modify your current work schedule in order to permit you to maintain the Sabbath Observances."

Brower assigned Glauber to work Sunday to Thursday on the 4 p.m. to midnight shift, which began June 29. She is still a probationary officer and undergoing field training with a more experienced officer.

Glauber, who is divorced and has a child, was nominated for hiring in February by the Town Board. She had worked for the Sheriff’s Department Traffic Safety Board before becoming a Ramapo police officer.

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Los Angeles Jews In Litigation

I believe the Moshe A. Kagan named in the following lawsuit owns Western Produce at 456 N Fairfax Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90036-1717.

Case Type: Premises Liablty (e.g. slip & fall (General Jurisdiction)  Case#: LC081927  CASE NAME: BARRY SACKS VS MOSHE A. KAGAN,ETC.  Parties: BACK EAST BAKERY – Defendant’s DBA,DOES 1 TO 30 – Defendant,DOWLING JAMES BERNARD – Attorney-Plaintiff,KAGAN MOSHE A. – Defendant,SACKS BARRY – Plaintiff  Attorneys:  Date Filed: 07/02/2008 

Case Type: Premises Liablty (e.g. slip & fall (General Jurisdiction)  Case#: SC098804  CASE NAME: RABBI RUBEN MILIKAN VS. BALLY TOTAL FITNESS OF CALIF.,INC.  Parties: BALLY TOTAL FITNESS CORPORATION – Defendant,BALLY TOTAL FITNESS OF CALIFORNIA INC. – Defendant,MILIKAN RABBI RUBEN – Plaintiff  Attorneys: BRAL S. SEAN – Attorney for Plaintiff  Date Filed: 06/30/2008 

Collections Case-Seller Plaintiff (General Jurisdiction) Case#: BC393762 CASE NAME: CITY OF LOS ANGELES VS YONATAN SUISA ET AL Parties: AIZIK YAEL – Def/Res’s AKA,AIZIKNISSIM YAEL – Def/Res,DOES 1-25 – Def/Res,IZIK EYAL – Def/Res’s AKA,LOS ANGELES CITY OF – PL/PET,NISSIM YAEL – Def/Res’s AKA,SUISA YONATAN – Def/Res,SUISA YONATHAN – Def/Res’s AKA,SWISA YONATHAN – Def/Res’s AKA,SWIZA YONATON – Def/Res’s AKA Attorneys: DOUGLAS PAMELA L. – Attorney for PL/PET Date Filed: 07/02/2008

According to this posting, Feivel Paul Mendlowitz is the blogger UnOrthodox Jew.

Case Type: Othr Breach Contr/Warr-not Fraud (General Jurisdiction) Case#: BC393702 CASE NAME: GENERAL ELECTRIC CAPITAL CORPORATION VS FEIVEL PAUL MENDLOWI Parties: DOES 1-30 – Def/Res,GENERAL ELECTRIC CAPITAL CORPORATION – PL/PET,MENDLOWITZ FEIVEL PAUL – Def/Res Attorneys: ALBERSTONE DANIEL ESQ. – Attorney for PL/PET Date Filed: 07/01/2008

Case Type: Other Real Property Rights Case (General Jurisdiction) Case#: BC393665 CASE NAME: OLAM INVESTMENTS LLC VS BRENDA RECHNITZER Parties: DOE ONE TO DOE TEN – Def/Res,OLAM INVESTMENTS LLC – PL/PET,RECHNITZER BRENDA – Def/Res Attorneys: EZER MITCHEL J. ESQ. – Attorney for PL/PET Date Filed: 07/02/2008

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How Would God Vote?

Nachum Lamm writes in response’s to Rabbi Gil Student’s critique of David Klinghoffer’s latest book:

"Be that as it may, what about the hundreds if not thousands of years during which Jewish communities supported their local poor as collectives. Does not the Talmud speak about this, as well as centuries of rabbinic literature? They were all basing themselves on the same biblical values that Klinghoffer is trying to identify."

Actually, it’s been pointed out that social safety nets only really work in homogeneous societies. As humans, we’re happy to help our own. The Scandinavian system worked for decades, the people not upset (mostly, I guess) at having to give up half their income to it. Then the Muslim population increased, and they started voting for right-wingers.

Criticize if you wish, but it’s human nature, and it’s best not to reject that too quickly, whether you believe in God or Darwin. See Sharansky’s latest work, for example. And the USA is certainly not homogeneous.

In addition, I can’t help shake a queasy feeling when I read any 1950’s era Orthodox rabbi (and this very much includes the Rav, anti-Communist though he was) praising the welfare state as a Jewish invention. To me it smacks too much of buying into the post-New Deal liberal "consensus" that dominated in that era, and that all "good Americans" were supposed to toe. After reading Jonah Goldberg’s Liberal Fascism, I can’t take that with a grin.

"In other words, we should require that immigrants follow a basic set of social rules"

Well, here’s a simple rule: Don’t violate this country’s laws. That includes entering it illegally. When Sonny Bono was first running for Congress, he responded to questions on illegal immigration by saying, "It’s illegal, isn’t it?" Exactly right, but few say that these days.

"Homogeneous society" is a code word for white and/or asian society. As in, "Homogenous societies don’t have high rates of violent crime." That is a nice way of saying "White societies don’t have high rates of violent crime."

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Ariel Teaches Daf Yomi

Robert J. Avrech writes:

Today, 1 Tammuz, is Ariel Chaim’s ZT’L fifth Yahrtzeit.

In honor of our son’s memory we’re publishing an excerpt from The Book of Ariel that recounts the period when Ariel taught Daf Yomi—the daily page of Talmud.

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In the summer of 2001, Rabbi Yosef Furman asked Ariel to substitute for him at the Daf Yomi class the good Rabbi taught at Yeshiva University Los Angeles on Shabbos afternoon.

Initially, Ariel hesitated, modest to the core, he did not believe that he was learned enough to teach Gemarah to a group of highly learned and dedicated adults. But Karen and I gently reminded Ariel that if he was thinking of going into Jewish education this would be a perfect opportunity to hone his skills as a teacher. Besides, we told him, you are an incredible Torah scholar, definitely up to the task.

And so, in addition to his already heavy learning schedule, Ariel prepared for the upcoming Shabbos and his first Daf Yomi class. After he went over the page of Talmud, he studied the commentary of the primary Torah and Talmud medieval exegete Rashi, and the lengthy, complex glosses of the Tosafot.

I reminded Ariel that in Daf Yomi we usually don’t delve into the commentaries, but perfectionist that he was, Ariel said:

“Yes, but I have to understand the Gemarah if I’m to teach it and do a good job.”

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Here is the first page of the Babylonian Talmud, as it appears in the standard Vilna edition. The standardized pagination follows that of the third Bomberg edition, Venice, 1548. Pages are numbered by folio. This page is Berakhoth 2a—that is, the first side of folio 2 in the tractate Berakhoth, "Blessings".

Several times that week before the first class, Ariel called Karen’s father, Rabbi Pinchas Singer ZT’L , to ask his beloved grandfather to clarify a difficult passage in the Talmud. Sometimes they would spend hours on the phone, Ariel carefully taking copious notes with his favorite fountain pen.

Ariel was more than prepared; he was hyper-prepared.

As we walked to the the class—at the time it was in a back room in the Washington Bank on Pico Boulevard—Ariel fretted that maybe he really wasn’t the right man for the job.

“Who do I talk to?” he asked.

“Try and maintain eye contact with everyone, do a slow scan around the table and then do it again.”

“What happens if I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the class?”

Go right before class begins and then if you have to again, just excuse yourself. They won’t hold it against you.”

“What happens if someone asks me a question and I don’t know the answer?”

“Admit that you don’t know, but that you’ll look it up and have the answer at the next class.”

“What happens if I faint?”

“What do you mean, are you feeling—?”

“Just kidding.” Ariel grinned.

The men who attended the Daf Yomi class were familiar; an assortment of friends and neighbors, all with warm and inviting smiles. Also in the class were several strangers whom Ariel recognized from the Beis Midrash. Ariel whispered to me that they were acknowledged Torah scholars, a good deal more learned than he.

Relax,” I told him, “you’ll do fine.”

My stomach was churning; the massive anxieties of a loving and doting father.

Ariel opened the massive Gemarah, scanned the page, looked up at the dozen expectant men at the table and smiled. He thanked them for giving him the opportunity to learn with them. And then Ariel dived right into the Gemarah.

He chanted the text in a lovely sing-song and translated from the Aramaic to English. His words and explanations flowed like water. I really didn’t hear what he was saying for I was relieved, happy—and so insanely proud that my cognitive abilities just shut down.

Is there a greater happiness for a Jewish father than to witness his son transmitting the Torah, our eternal traditions, with such love and exactitude?

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