A Liberal’s Lament About Barack Obama

Princeton History professor Sean Wilentz writes in Newsweek magazine:

There is a quotation that ought to give Democrats, and not just Democrats, pause: "This year will not be a year of politics as usual. It can be a year of inspiration and hope, and it will be a year of concern, of quiet and sober reassessment of our nation’s character and purpose. It has already been a year when voters have confounded the experts. And I guarantee you that it will be the year when we give the government of this country back to the people of this country. There is a new mood in America. We have been shaken by a tragic war abroad and by scandals and broken promises at home. Our people are searching for new voices and new ideas and new leaders."

Delivered in Obama’s exhortatory cadences, the words are uplifting. The trouble is, though they seem to fit, the passage is from Carter’s acceptance speech at the Democratic convention in 1976.

The convergence is revealing. As Republican strategists have begun to notice with delight, Obama’s liberal alternative to the post-Bush GOP to date has much in common with Carter’s post-Watergate liberalism. Rejecting "politics as usual," attacking "Washington" as the problem, promising to heal the breaches and hurts caused by partisan political polarization, pledging to break the grip that lobbyists and special interests hold over the national government, wearing his Christian faith on his sleeve as a key to his mind, heart and soul—in all of these ways, Obama resembles Jimmy Carter more than he does any other Democratic president in living memory.

…Liberal intellectuals have largely abdicated their responsibility to provide unblinking and rigorous analysis instead of paeans to Obama’s image.

Dennis Prager says on his radio show: "There is nothing new about Barack Obama. Not a single idea is new. It is only more and more government control of American life. There is nothing new."

Dennis says Sarah Palin is like the second coming of Ronald Reagan.

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The Palin Paradox

Dana Stevens writes on Slate: "With the staggering news that Sarah Palin’s 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, all I can think about are the nuttily mixed messages that Palin’s selection (and the media presentation thereof) sends out to women. It’s a cornucopia of paradox: Her candidacy is somehow supposed to be a glass-ceiling-shattering inspiration, even though she actively opposes feminist causes like equal pay and reproductive choice. Her bearing of a Down syndrome baby while governing a state makes her a praiseworthy mother figure — but don’t forget that she’s also a tireless workaholic (more than one profile has noted with awe that she was back at work three days after the birth of Trig in April.) Now the pro-life, devoutly Christian (yet sexy!) supermom has a knocked-up teen daughter … but since we’ve already established that keeping your baby no matter what is a badge of moral honor, this development may actually enhance Palin’s standing with the evangelical base."

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Party Now…Repent Later!

From an ad for a JDate San Francisco party (emailed me by Yisroel Pensack):

Party Now…Repent Later!
Let it all out at our S.F. pre-High Holy Days 40 + bash!

Sugar Cafe
679 Sutter St. (at Taylor)
San Francisco, CA

Thursday, September 18, 2008
(7:00 pm – 10:00 pm)

$20 online
$30 at the door
(Sorry, no refunds. Please bring your confirmation with you.)

Attire: Cocktail attire

The High Holy Days are coming, time to get your final sins for the year in on a night of excess with JDate! Join a group of Bay Area JDaters at an intimate cafe with a 9-foot wide fireplace perfect for cozying up to with someone special. Feast your taste buds on signature cocktails, groove to the sounds of a live DJ and be dazzled by the brilliant lighting design on a night designed for you to meet some new people before the High Holidays. Remember, at this party you can be as naughty as you like, because next week, you’re forgiven!

 

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The Wedding Of Holly Randall

Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?

There was me, that is Levi, and I sat in my hovel last night trying to make up my rassoodocks what to do with the evening. I was drinking Green Tea plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what I was drinking. This would sharpen me up and make me ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

When I was good and liquored up, I put on Rainer Werner Fassbinder’s greatest movie, The Wedding of Maria Braun (via Netflix’s instant streaming, no extra charge oh my brothers).

It’s about this devotchka in Germany in 1945 who marries this malchick who goes off to the Russian front.

So there’s a nice bit of ultra-violence and said hubby disappears.

So the sheila hooks up with this Yankee shvartze and becomes pregnant with his baby.

And then her hubby comes back and the aryan devotchka kills the schvartze but her hubby takes the rap and goes to prison.

Maria not only survivies, she thrives. She becomes rich. She takes lovers. She sacrifices everything to create a great life with her hubby when he comes out.

And as she made sacrifice after sacrifice, heroic deed after heroic deed, I thought, this sheila is just like Holly Randall.

Looks like her too.

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I Am The Father Of Bristol Palin’s Baby

I appreciate the discretion Palins used in their statement, identifying me only by my first Hebrew name: "We ask the media, respect our daughter and Levi’s privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates."

Now I feel like it is time for me to come forward and accept responsibility.

I’ve lived a bohemian life. I’ve had some post-conventional relationships.

This was no way for a moral leader to behave.

Yisroel Pensack emails: "Why not give credit to the person who first realized you were implicated in this scandal and who fed you this line? See Pirkei Avos 6:6, near the end: ‘Whoever repeats a thing in the name of the one who said it brings redemption to the world…’"

Only now do I realize that being 99% honest is not enough.

I ask the media to give me privacy on this matter.

My other girlfriends have already forgiven me for this as has God and my religious community.

In April, I made a serious error in judgment and conducted myself in a way that was disloyal to my family and to my core beliefs. I recognized my mistake, and I told my girlfriends that I had a liaison with another woman, and I asked for their forgiveness. Although I was honest in every painful detail with my girls, I did not tell the public.

I was and am ashamed of my conduct and choices. With my family, I took responsibility for my actions in April, and today I take full responsibility publicly.

It is inadequate to say to the people who believed in me that I am sorry, as it is inadequate to say to the people who love me that I am sorry.

In the course of several blogging campaigns, I started to believe that I was special and became increasingly egocentric and narcissistic. If you want to beat me up feel free. You cannot beat me up more than I have already beaten up myself. I have been stripped bare and will now work with everything I have to help my family and others who need my help.

You may say this girl was just 17. Well, she was 17 going on 37. I didn’t force her.

Do what you like to me. Just don’t hurt my baby.

God bless you and God bless America.

Here is a picture of my beautiful bride:

Fred emails:

Dear Moral Leader: 

Your announcement threw me into turmoil.  Now I know how the followers of Jimmy Swaggart or Jim and Tammy Baker must have felt when they learned of their leaders’ moral failure.

Please tell me–what should I do?  Should I continue to follow Luke Ford as my moral compass?  Or has the time come to seek out some other source of guidance for my tortured soul? 

The deluge of scandal that has stained Bill Clinton, Senator Edwards and Senator Craig has now stained a man who I thought was above all that.  I feel that I have been cut adrift on the high seas of tawdriness without that anchor and compass I need to see me through.  Luke, where is a soul to turn in times like these? 

What should I do, Luke?  What should I do?

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Sarah Palin’s 17 yo Unwed Daughter Pregnant

People can’t grossly violate social norms such as pregnancy outside of marriage, particularly while white and under age, and then expect it to stay a private matter. This is how society, in part, enforces social norms — by gossiping.

If Bristol Palin were black, then her behavior would be expected. About 80% of blacks in America are born outside of wedlock. But this is not normal behavior for whites (the illegitimacy rate is 25 percent for white teen-agers, 70 percent for blacks).

From Reuters:

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ST. PAUL (Reuters) – The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant, Palin said on Monday in an announcement intended to knock down rumors by liberal bloggers that Palin faked her own pregnancy to cover up for her child.

Bristol Palin, one of Alaska Gov. Palin’s five children with her husband, Todd, is about five months pregnant and is going to keep the child and marry the father, the Palins said in a statement released by the campaign of Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

Bristol Palin made the decision on her own to keep the baby, McCain aides said.

"We have been blessed with five wonderful children who we love with all our heart and mean everything to us," the Palins’ statement said.

"Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support," the Palins said.

The Palins asked the news media to respect the young couple’s privacy.

"Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family. We ask the media, respect our daughter and Levi’s privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates," the statement concluded.

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Republicans Want It Both Ways With Sarah Palin

For Republicans, it is fine to use Palin’s kids for partisan advantage. But the moment one of the kids is not a partisan advantage, they want to declare all her kids off-limits for public discussion.

On Friday, Republicans fell all over themselves saying how Sarah Palin being a mother of five kids helped make her a wonderful candidate (examples here, here, here,).

There were numerous mentions of her motherhood on National Review’s blog The Corner.

On Friday, Aug. 29, Mark R. Levin wrote: "She is a mother of five in what appears to be a loving and functioning family."

Mona Charen wrote Aug. 29:

Not that this qualifies her (or disqualifies her) to be commander in chief but it is so wonderful. From my rabbi, Shmuel Herzfeld: 

 From Wikipedia:

On September 11, 2007, the Palins’ son Track joined the Army. Eighteen years old at the time, he is the eldest of Palin’s five children.[10] Track now serves in an infantry brigade and will be deployed to Iraq in September. She also has three daughters: Bristol, 17, Willow, 13, and Piper, 7.[11] On April 18, 2008, Palin gave birth to her second son, Trig Paxson Van Palin, who has Down syndrome.[12] She returned to the office three days after giving birth.[13] Palin refused to let the results of prenatal genetic testing change her decision to have the baby. "I’m looking at him right now, and I see perfection," Palin said. "Yeah, he has an extra chromosome. I keep thinking, in our world, what is normal and what is perfect?"[13]

Now the Republicans are all aghast as Palin’s mothering draws journalistic scrutiny.

You can’t have it both ways. You can’t say Sarah Palin is a wonderful candidate in part because she’s a wonderful mother and then try to say her mothering is off-limits.

Sarah Palin chose to have her kids with her when she was brought on stage and announced as the Republican vice-president.

Republicans say how wonderful it is that Palin chose not to abort her child with down syndrome (such syndromes are much more common among the children of women who are relatively old when they give birth). It is wonderful. But you can’t publicly talk up a private choice and say how wonderful it is and then expect that choice to be free of scrutiny.

Sarah Palin’s camp wants to say that her 17-year old unwed daughter’s pregnancy should be a private matter.

That would be an easier claim to make if Sarah Palin hadn’t done a bunch of campaign promotion and pictures with her kids.

Sarah Palin brought her kids along every step of the way in her climb to the top and now she’s getting legitimate scrutiny for her mothering skills.

I don’t think anyone is not going to vote Republican in November because Sarah’s 17yo daughter got preggers outside of marriage.

On Friday, Hugh Hewitt wrote in his column for Townhall:

… the story of her family is certain to resonate with those values voters who prize faith and family as the center of life.

…Sixth and finally, she is young enough to be a bridge to the next generation, and with five kids, she has been living in the world of young moms and technology-dependent teens. This advantage will be hard to quantify, but when she is out on the trail talking about her kids and her family’s path, it will be a huge counterpoint to the Obama’s narrative, one that underscores that millions of American families are conservative, traditional, proud of their country and full of optimism about the future if the government’s burdens do not grow to large and the country’s enemies are kept in retreat.

After publishing many times (examples here, here, here,) on his blog HughHewitt.com that part of the reason that Sarah Palin is such a wonderful candidate is that she has five kids, Hugh Hewitt writes Monday:

This Reuters story caps off 72 hours of shame for the leftosphere and their pals in the MSM who trafficked in wretched rumor about Sarah Palin and her family.  This led to the breach in the family’s private life, and to an extent that should appal everyone.  The children of candidates and officials should be off limits, even if the nutters declare they are not.  I even understood the MSM’s reluctance to pursue the Edwards story because of the impact on Edwards’ family.

I applaud the Palin for their candor and their decision to be compleletly transparent with the public, and expect the vast majority of decent Americans of all political stripes will respect their wish to keep the young couple out of the news.

Amanda Carpenter at the right-wing Townhall.com writes:

Members of the lefty blogosphere haven’t stopped perpetuating the rumor Sarah Palin "faked" her last pregnancy and are now humiliating her daughter Bristol on the blatantly incorrect suspicion she is the real mother of baby Trig.



"Sarah Palin is NOT the Mother"
is the title of this DailyKos blog that accuses Bristol, a completely fit-looking adolescent teen, of having a "baby bump" in a photo they allege was taken March 9th of this year.



"Sarah, I’m calling you a liar" wrote blogger ArcXIX. "And not even a good one. Trig Paxson Van Palin is not your son. He is your grandson. The sooner you come forward with this revelation to the public, the better. " Photos of Bristol with detailed commentary about her abdomen are contained in the post.



Not only is the DailyKos disgustingly inspecting Bristol’s midriff with all the fervor of LA paparazzi examining J-Lo’s or Jennifer Aniston’s washboard stomachs for evidence of a "bump," the DailyKos is wrong on when the photo was taken. It was taken, and published, by the Anchorage Daily News in 2006. Baby Trig, a child with Down’s Syndrome, was born on April 18, 2008. That’s a long time for a teen girl to be carrying a "bump" which looks nothing more than the curve of a tight sweater.



Shortly after Palin was announced as McCain’s VP, bloggers at the Kos started ginning up the rumor Palin faked her pregnancy, allegedly to cover for an illegitimate grandchild, because she looked so fit and trim in photos taken a few months before giving birth.



This is only the latest in outrageous attacks against Palin as a mother.  Fox News anchor Alan Colmes, of Hannity & Colmes, titled a recent post on his blog Liberaland "Did Palin Take Proper PreNatal Care?" In it, he wondered if she somehow was at fault for having a disabled child. Colmes took down the post after being attacked by the blog Wizbang and later reposted a screenshot of the blog to prove he "wasn’t running away from what I posted."



Update: I originally mentioned this Kos rumor in a blog postabout CNN’s John Roberts’s insinuation Palin would not give adequate care and attention to Trig if she became VP.

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Sarah Palin: Hunter

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Lazy, Lazy, Lazy

Bob emails:

We all know that Luke is as lazy as they come, but what’s up with him clipping movie synopsis from imdb.com and posting 35 photo stills? Is this journalism?

With Jews controlling all the media outlets and all the financial markets Luke’s slothful web site reflects poorly on the faith. Shame!

Chaim Amalek emails:

As I have told him, he is killing what little good will and reputation as a journalist he retains from his days covering porn. The site is pathetic, the sort of effort the smart crowd he used to hang with on occasion (courtesy of the late Cathy Seipp) must look upon with a mixture of pity and disgust, before they turn away and tune him out for good. Which, I understand, they have. He’s trying to make a living as a spammer, but on the retail side. (MEMO TO LUKE: Real Jews don’t do retail, not even in spamming.) The only thing keeping Luke going is the dream that one day the young Christian lass named "Emma" will abandon her Christian upbringing, move to America, and do for him what Holly Randal’s mother did for her father (be a provider of love, housing, babies, money and leisure time). Unlikely.

And that beard . . . it makes Luke look even less Jewish than before. Clearly Luke is not an orthodox Jew because he is not accepted as an orthodox Jews by its gatekeepers, so why should he have a such a beard? It is a form of theological transvestism, akin to the belief of trannies everywhere that they really do look like the gender they dress up as.

Khunrum emails: "What Luke is doing now represents, not a New Low but Rock Bottom. It’s like a drug addict or alcoholic in the gutter without further options. There is no Rhyme or Reason to his site and these movie adverts make no sense. He’s so lazy to even offer an original comment on the movies he posts. How many people could be left who read Luke.net…The four or five of us from the old days? Rather depressing overall."

Bob emails:

Content suggestions to improve lukeford.net:

Vegetarian Recipe of the Day

Random cartoons from the New Yorker

Statistical Data on the advance of the West Nile Virus in North American horses

Helpful hints on fabric stain removal

Selected quotes from "Chicken Soup for the Blogger’s Soul"

and finally …

Anything, and I mean anything, porn related !

I miss Mary Carey vodka fueled stream of consciousness rants. They were more coherent than Luke’s current content.

Chaim Amalek emails: "But concerning porn, why would anyone buy any porn these days, when you can view whatever you want for free over the net on sites like youporn (as reported by the WSJ)? The old ways of making and distributing the stuff would seem to be about as pertinent to today’s world as slide rules are to science. My sense is that porn has lost even its previous renegade cache, and is not about as hip as buying lottery tickets in bulk or betting on the horses at OTB."

Bob emails: "I guess it’s like the music business. With the spread of file sharing some artists (Nine INch Nails, Radiohead) just decided to give away their music and make their money on concert tickets and $35 t-shirts. I suspect porn producers could make more money selling baby wipes to the bukkake participants than the could selling the actual DVD.”

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Los Angeles Is Trying To Tax Me For Writing Out Of My Home

At the suggestion of my accountant, I filed for a business license in January for my self-employed blogging and other media ventures.

Today I picked up a tax bill from the city of Los Angeles for $416.88 for taxes, penalties and interest for the past two years.

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