My friend Monica is not a big fan of Sarah Palin. She blogs: "Well, anyone who makes rape victims pay for their own rape kits is no feminist, and this is just one of many reasons why not all women see Palin as someone who is on their side."
Well, if Monica is outraged by rape victims (and their insurance companies) paying for rape kits, why doesn’t she pay for their rape kits? If she picked up the tab for Wasilla for a year, that would set her back about $15,000 (if there were the usual number of rapes, but given incendiary blogs such as Strangled Sleep, it would not surprise me if there was a dramatic increase in this unfortunate activity).
I love it when people believe they have some sort of constitutional right for other people to buy their rape kits.
I ain’t never asked nobody to buy me a rape kit and I been treated something fierce after Aish HaTorah’s speed dating.
This reminds me of all the whining in New Orleans a few years ago after Katrina hit. Many residents acted like the government owed them rescue and food and water and flood protection and free housing. By contrast, when fires hit San Diego a few months later, residents took care of themselves.
If rape victims don’t pay for their rape kits, then somebody else has to. Who’s going to volunteer? Not me. I ain’t raped no bitches.
And with the way chicks dress these days, all those strapless numbers, it’s just pouring gasoline on the fire. All that rage out there, all those frustrated men tired of being teased, I just got one thing to say: "No justice, no peace!"
I don’t care what Monica says. I’m still pullin’ for Palin.
What many people don’t realize is that while Sarah may have billed those saucy little hos for their rape kits, she gave of her time and energy to nurse them back to health.
One of my ten best friends (she wouldn’t have guessed she was in the top ten; but so it goes…) has been doing these ridiculously entertaining "Torah Talks" on a — how to describe it? — unpredictable website called lukeford.net. They’re covering everything awesome in this latest talk — from the nature of G-d to the nature of sex to close readings of Genesis and so on.
I really recommend you watch some of these videos, but I want to focus briefly on the last one (scroll to the bottom of the page). In the video, Monica’s making a superstar point about how knowledge can bring melancholy — Luke, our moral leader, asks the question: "Like which knowledge has been the most… unhappiness-giving?" Here’s Monica’s reply (starting around the 2:10 mark in that last video on the page):
The more I learn about religion, the more I learn about Judaism, the more I learn about the Hebrew Bible, the more I study it – it’s kind of a paradox because in many ways I feel closer to G-d, but in other ways I feel farther because I learn so many things about like the construction of the text and so on and so forth that, like, I don’t know any more, I don’t know the answer.I don’t know… what G-d is anymore.I don’t know.I mean I know—I know the Hebrew Bible, that I know, but I don’t know what that means… I think that… that’s just, it’s scary, I mean there’s something liberating about it, but I think it can be kinda frightening too.Like it’s easier just to know – that’s what’s so easy about Christianity… it’s… just, Jesus is [inaudible].That’s so easy.
My favorite part of this learned discussion is when Monica refuses to choose between Judaism and Christianity because that would be binary:
My whole thing about being confused does, in fact, stem from my being pulled in both directions. My history is in Christianity, and I can’t deny this because it is what led me to do what I do today, and it is what compelled me to love the sacred texts as much as I do. But it is Judaism that opened them up for me in a new way and showed me a way to love G-d again in the wake of (what I experienced as) Christian legalism and hypocrisy. Whenever my Bible as Lit students used to ask me whether I was Christian or Jewish, I would say "Both, and neither." And that’s complicated, but for me it’s more authentic than choosing one side of a binary religious construction. But, then, as I implied, sometimes it would just be easier to pick one…
Chaim Amalek emails: We’ve been telling you to get back into the swing of things ever since you began cutting your genitals (and isn’t that how you became a Jew?) by kow-towing to the rabbis of LA. Moreover, it is my belief that every Jew should have a black friend to help get him through the Obama years (a Muslim will come in handy, too), so why not have one who is hot – and this one is smokin’ – and who can also help you professionally? Luke, it is time you crossed the color barrier. Get with the program! Obama 08 Obama 12
When is your next torah podcast with Monica? (I am not interested in any other kind)
Luke, remember – the Torah does NOT forbid polygamy. You can nail all the shiksas you like, and still get into Jew Heaven. Now get in there and do what you must do.
Slate‘s quadrennial exercise proving that just because you’re open about it doesn’t mean it’s not embarrassing is up. Slate is voting 55-1 for Obama over McCain, with one additional vote for Bob Barr. With those numbers, it’s getting hard to agree with founder Michael Kinsley:
No doubt it is true that most journalists vote Democratic, just as most business executives (including most media owners) vote Republican, though neither tendency is as pronounced as their respective critics believe.
Not "as pronounced" as our "critics believe"? You mean Sarah Palin thought it would be 56-1? How much more pronounced could it get? …
Memo to Don Graham: As long as we’re going with the O by a 55-1 margin, why not drop the now-ludicrous MSM-style pretense of non-partisanship and reap the financial rewards of partisanship that available on the Web– like, say, the Huffington Post? … P.S.:Slate itself is a bad name, in this respect, since it implies a blankness, a void of strong preferences that (fortunately) isn’t there. But I guess it’s too late to change that.
The more rooted you are in Judaism and Christianity and Islam, the more likely you are to vote for Proposition Eight.
What surprises me is that more Orthodox rabbis aren’t urging its passage. They are not be true to the Torah.
Rabbi Avrohom Czapnik emailed his list:
Dear Friend,
I am enclosing the following link to an informative and well-written article as food for thought on a key issue facing us in California. It urges you to support Proposition 8 to help avoid the slippery slope of moral decline that could result from its defeat.
Along with the new Jewish year we welcomed a new cycle of Torah-readings. For Californians, the first post-Sukkot Sabbath reading was particularly timely, coming as it did a mere ten days before the 2008 elections. It should have given pause to Jewish opponents of Proposition 8, the measure aimed at amending California’s constitution to enshrine the traditional definition of marriage in state law.
An assortment of arguments can be made in support of Proposition 8 – from the deep and abiding connection of marriage with procreation, to the healthful effects for children of having both a mother and a father, to the endangerment of religious freedom lurking in societal sanction of same-sex unions (which will all too easily be used to tar conscientious objectors as unlawful discriminators).
Such arguments aside, though, Jews with respect for their religious tradition will perceive in the first chapters of Genesis the clear template for marriage: the first man and the first woman. As the text declares: “Therefore shall a man leave his father and mother and cling to his wife [literally ‘his woman’] …” (Genesis 2:24).
And, in fact, the Torah, both in its written dimension (what we call the Jewish Bible) and its oral one (the “rabbinic” material that determines Jewish law), goes on to forbid the sexual union of two men. (The issue of female same-sex unions, while in a different category, is prohibited as well.)
What is more, and here more to the point, societal “officializing” of such unions – i.e. calling them “marriages” – is particularly condemned by unimpeachable and authoritative Jewish sources. They consider a society that “writes marriage documents for men” to be endangering its very existence.
A Jewish case can certainly be made for a libertarian approach to matters of personal behavior, for a “live and let live” attitude that, for all its morally objectionable yield, can help ensure the protection of religious and other fundamental freedoms. In any event, the behavioral issue is legally moot; the highest court in the land has declared unconstitutional laws that criminalize homosexual acts between consenting adults. But Proposition 8 is not about legislating personal behavior – be it same-sex, multi-partner or incestuous, all of which have their proponents. It is, rather, about preventing a twisting of the time-honored and timeless definition of marriage, a definition whose upholding the rabbis of the Talmud considered to be one of humanity’s saving graces.
We Jews as a people have a tendency toward “progressive” movements and tend to welcome all societal change as inherently healthy and good. Some such change, of course, is indeed so, and Jews can be rightly proud of having been at the forefront of social causes like racial equality and employees’ rights. But headlong rushes to a “more enlightened future” have landed some Jews in some unsavory places, like the forefront of communism in the early decades of the previous century. Or, centuries earlier, among the Hellenists of ancient Greece. Or even earlier, dancing in celebration of a golden calf.
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