Chaim Amalek emails: We’ve been telling you to get back into the swing of things ever since you began cutting your genitals (and isn’t that how you became a Jew?) by kow-towing to the rabbis of LA. Moreover, it is my belief that every Jew should have a black friend to help get him through the Obama years (a Muslim will come in handy, too), so why not have one who is hot – and this one is smokin’ – and who can also help you professionally? Luke, it is time you crossed the color barrier. Get with the program! Obama 08 Obama 12
When is your next torah podcast with Monica? (I am not interested in any other kind)
Luke, remember – the Torah does NOT forbid polygamy. You can nail all the shiksas you like, and still get into Jew Heaven. Now get in there and do what you must do.
