Marley Majcher – The Party Goddess.com

http://www.thepartygoddess.com Marley Majcher appeared on Martha Stewart’s Living to discuss party planning for Halloween.

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Where’s The Ring, John?

From the NY Post: "IS it over between John Edwards and his wife, Elizabeth? "The wedding band is missing," the Washington Post reported yesterday after covering a speech the cancer-stricken mother of two gave in DC on Monday night. Edwards, the former North Carolina senator who ran for president twice, finally acknowledged three months ago that he had an affair with campaign videographer Rielle Hunter. He denies he’s the father of Hunter’s baby girl, although he has been spotted visiting mother and child. A source said Edwards is no longer living with Elizabeth and that the couple have separated."

It is hard to have much sympathy for a woman who threw away all her dignity to support her cheating husband become president of the United States, and then leaves him when he fails.

Mickey Kaus wrote before John’s adultery went to the MSM:

We Ignored the Rielle Hunter Scandal and All We Got Was This Lousy Op-Ed! Elizabeth Edwards has a bushelful of chutzpah chastising the mainstream campaign press for its "shallow news coverage" after the mainstream campaign press cut her and her husband** a huge break on one of the great shallow stories of 2008–the mysterious Edwards Campaign Love Child (see link for claim of an Edwards aide that he is the father of the child, and various other denials).. …

P.S.: The E.C.L.C. must have been born by now, no? Tips gratefully accepted. …

P.P.S.: What was so exciting about Joe Biden’s health plan (which Mrs. Edwards thinks we should all have been told more about)? Couldn’t she have spared a paragraph in her double-length op-ed to explain its unique, cruelly-ignored genius? It doesn’t look so exciting to me. She could have steered me right. … Or, like the MSM, was she worried about boring her readers to death, preferring to talk about process issues? …

P.P.P.S.: Mrs. Edwards also complains that in 1954 the Army McCarthy hearings were televised, "but by only one network." Wasn’t one enough?

***–She describes him as "a former senator from the South standing loyally beside his ill wife." When does chutzpah become heedless Gary-Hart like taunting?

Zipi writes:
Let’s face it, Its hard to get a fair break from you. If she stands by her husband and attempts
to keep the marriage together— She threw away her dignity…Say you. If she finally had enough
— She leaves him when he fails. NO matter what the poor woman will do, she is dammed.
 
–  He is a cheating dog.
–  Cheated while she is battling cancer.
–  She did not brake up the family even though he publicly humiliated the family.
–  She stayed by his side in spite of all the embarrassment and support his political race.
–  HE OBANDED HIS FAMILY BY CHEATING.
–  A family who went through hell already when they lost their older son in a traffic accident
–  A wife who attempted to go on by having 2 more babies.
–  A sick woman who run all over the country making speeches, supporting his race for president.
 
BUT THIS IS NOT ENOUGH!!! YOU ARE RIGHT LUKE, SHE REALY DESERVE CONDEMNATION
NO MATTER WHAT SHE WILL DO, IT IS HER FAULT!!!
Are we are having some issues with womankind…lately? You think???
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Noach VIII

Full discussion here.

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Noach VII

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Torah Portion Noach IV

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Why Does God Blame ‘Robbery’ For Destroying The World In A Flood?

Full discussion here.

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Who Should Pay For Rape Kits?

Full discussion here. A minute in, Joey gets a call from his drug dealer.

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I Wanna Sing

I wanna dance.

I haven’t felt this good in 20 years, not even when I was regularly —– this —- star.

Last night I had dinner with a beautiful African girl.

Today I had my Alexander Technique lesson.

I’m letting my neck be free as I write this and my back is lengthening and widening.

You should see it when I don’t have my shirt on.

Then I had my acupuncture.

Oy, my intern is the best! She’s so hot, she makes my yellow fever boil!

Afterwards, I watched NFL Live, wrote a mean blog post about rape kits, and did Torah Talk with Joey Kurtzman.

Then I lugged 20 pounds of paper from Staples to the hovel and walked two miles listening to Jack Kerouac’s On The Road.

Now I’m watching "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and eating freshly cooked split pea soup!

Curious writes: "Has she read your site? Your writing hardly warrants a handshake let alone sex."

"Did you name drop Mr. Marcus? That’ll get you in like Flynn!"

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‘Do You Know Who I am?’

Mark Lacter writes:

A tired cliché, I realize, but pseudo-celebrities keep pulling out variations of that line when all else fails. Case in point is Courtenay Semel, whose only legitimate claim to fame is purely biological. She’s the daughter of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel. Yipee. Anyway, a security guard at Caesars Palace filed suit against her for beating him up while allegedly intoxicated (suit was filed in L.A. Superior Court – I’m not sure why). From TMZ:

One thing led to another and he eventually handcuffed Semel, the GF of Tila Tequila. That’s when she allegedly struck Jarczok in the face and uttered these soon-to-be immortal words, which deserve a separate line in bold type: "Do you even know who I am, f**king idiot?…Google me, you dumb f**k." Jarczok says he’s been humiliated and "anxious about receiving harassing comments by friends…" He wants unspecified damages.

Two sides to the story and all that, but if you take her advice and do a Google search you will find all kinds of citations – none of them connected with actually accomplishing anything, other than being a spoiled rich kid.

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Obama’s Gonna Make LA Real Estate More Valuable

From my live cam chat:

ChaimAmalek:  I need some Monica today
KevinRuddsky:  In what form?
ChaimAmalek:  Any will do.  Some is better than none; more is better than less
ChaimAmalek:  Like any Jewish man, I adore the tall, beautiful shiksas
KevinRuddsky:  What form of Monica is the highest and thus the holiest?
ChaimAmalek:  She looks like she’d make a good Christian mother
ChaimAmalek:  The sort of woman Moses David and other alpha Jews have long favored to marry
KevinRuddsky:  What are alpha Jews?
ChaimAmalek:  Like Steven Spielberg and Louis B. Mayer
ChaimAmalek:  TopJews
ChaimAmalek:  Gedolim
ChaimAmalek:  Machers
KevinRuddsky:  Ahh………..
ChaimAmalek:  not bloggers
KevinRuddsky:  I see.
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, you need a black friend
ChaimAmalek:  Has a black person ever been in this chat room?
ChaimAmalek:  That must change.
ChaimAmalek:  Quotas are coming back, you know.
ChaimAmalek:  Never mind heff – this is the age of Obama
ChaimAmalek:  Luke needs a hot black sidekick in here
ChaimAmalek:  Someone who looks like Pam Grier
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, Obama is going to make LA real estate lots more valuable, especially in the Jewish areas like yours
ChaimAmalek:  You should start marketing your ability to find real estate deals to Israelis.
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ChaimAmalek:  Land for Jews – they aren’t making any more of it
KevinRuddsky:  That works……
KevinRuddsky:  Luke, where is your Pam Grier?
KevinRuddsky:  Maybe his Pam Grier could inherit his beard.
ChaimAmalek:  Really, LA is one of the "refuge cities" Israelis will go to after Iran has nuked them out of existence.
ChaimAmalek:  Unfortunately, the Palestinians will follow them all the way to the Santa Monica Pier
KevinRuddsky:  If he gets a side kick, what happens with his beard?
ChaimAmalek:  What to do?  Get a Monica and a shvart – um, black person to be your friend.
ChaimAmalek:  You could sell it as a package deal to the astute jew: land in LA PLUS an african american friend.
ChaimAmalek:  I’m rockin’ my Obama button
YourMoralLeader:  Girls say yes to guys who say Obama
ChaimAmalek:  White girls like white boys who vote for down-low black men
ChaimAmalek:  I wish I were black.
ChaimAmalek:  Then I’d be getting all the hot white women
ChaimAmalek:  Sure, they get old after time, but didn’t OJ teach us how to handle that situation?

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