You Shouldn’t Read Blogs

From a Torah perspective, blogs just don’t seem kosher.

I have an instinctive reaction against women as Orthodox rabbis. It just doesn’t seem right.

Similarly, blogs that talk about other people, it just doesn’t seem right. That’s what the goyim do. They traffic in personal destruction. They rate women’s physical attributes and they beat their wives and they patronize hookers.

This is not behavior for a Jew.

I don’t think I am the only one who believes that we as an Orthodox community have not taken as strong a stand as we must against rogue bloggers.

Shmuel Riskin reads my mind here:

We have totally failed as a community in reigning in what I

Posted in Blogging, Gossip, Los Angeles, New York, Orthodoxy, Personal | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on You Shouldn’t Read Blogs

I’m Not Rebuilding, I’m Reloading

I know I have not been blogging much the past three months. That will change in time. I don’t know when, but in theory I remain as committed to my writing as ever.

My blogging ebbs and flows. It depends upon my mood as much as upon events.

Abe posts on my Facebook: “Love the blog. You were the Shmarya Rosenberg before there was a Shmarya Rosenberg.”

Posted in Blogging, Personal | Tagged , , , , | Comments Off on I’m Not Rebuilding, I’m Reloading

Joshing

“You can’t talk to girls the same way you talk to guys,” my father often told me.

He was right.

I tend to talk to guys in competitive put-downs. There’s a highly ritualized component to this. With certain friends, almost every time I see them, I accuse them of being gay (“How’s the great fight for marriage equality” etc). With other buddies, I constantly try to bait them about things they feel strongly about.

Some guys don’t like this talk and when they participate in it, they invariably break the rules. When I tease my friends, I never do it about matters they’re sensitive about. If a bloke was sensitive about being bald or a stutterer, I’d never tease him about this.

(People who grew up with a lot of siblings tend to deal better with joshing.)

When guys who don’t josh much try to participate, they inevitably get it wrong by going for the jugular.

As a teen, I’d tease my best friend about having holes in his underwear. I thought this was fair game until the day he responded by teasing me about the stains in my underwear.

Posted in Personal | Tagged , , , , , | Comments Off on Joshing

The Holyland Affair

Joe emails: Not a word about David Appel or former Jerusalem Mayor Uri Lupolianski? They both look marvelous in big black kippot and handcuffs.

The millions of dollars raised for them and Yad Sarah in Beverly Hills. Suddenly no one wants to recall.

Here’s more Jewish news from Hirhurim:

  • R. Avi Shafran: A place outside Orthodoxy: link
  • Picture in newspaper of rabbi and rebbetzin both hugging man who saved her life: link
  • Israel to play Euro 2012 games on Shabbat: link
  • Russia’s daylight savings time moves havdalah to Sunday: link
  • Goldstone cleared for grandson’s barmitzvah in SA: link
  • Baltimore Jewish Times publisher files Chapter 11: link

  • Thursday

    • New
    Posted in Hirhurim, Israel | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on The Holyland Affair

    Suspect Arrested In North Hollywood Shul Shooting

    The Los Angeles Times says:

    Christopher Littlejohn, 37, was initially arrested by SWAT officers in a separate assault case in Beverly Hills on July 23 in which he pointed a gun at a person in a residential neighborhood, Beverly Hills Police Sgt. Shan Davis said.

    …Last year on a visit to Israel, LAPD Deputy Chief Michael Downing said the attack was being investigated as an organized crime-related incident.

    “The two victims had been kneecapped,” he said during a police conference covered by the Israeli media. “They were targeted as part of a stern warning linked to a criminal organization.”

    Posted in Adat Yeshurun | Tagged , , , , , | Comments Off on Suspect Arrested In North Hollywood Shul Shooting

    The Prager Girls

    There’s a new group in Phoenix — “The Prager Girls.”

    They wore their own special t-shirts to last night’s panel with Dennis Prager, Hugh Hewitt and Michael Medved.

    I just searched in Google for the term “The Prager Girls”. There were no results.

    Dennis was asked how did it feel to have groupies.

    “They are highly intelligent groupies,” says Dennis. “It’s a good thing for society. Why should only rock stars and musicians singing sometimes not terribly socially uplifting music, why should only they be rewarded that way? How about those of us actually doing some good in society?”

    Here are The Prager Girls in action:

    Apparently my raw charisma and moral purity has caused a rift in the group of Arizona spinsters know as the Prager Girls. A group has now splintered off focusing on my humble blog as their new spiritual compass.

    I shall dub these fine Jewish female specimens “Luke’s Ladies.”

    I say, Welcome fine ladies and shalom.


    Dennis says: “My parents virtually never argued, but on the rare occasions they did, I felt worse than when they were arguing with me. In my home, if one parent said X, it didn’t help to go to the other. In fact, they got annoyed. So what you have to do as a kid is to pick the parents who will give the answer you want. In general, one should do that. Ask people whose answer you want. In Jewish life we were told, go to the rabbi who you think will be most lenient when you want to know if something is permitted.”

    Posted in Dennis Prager | Tagged , , , , , | Comments Off on The Prager Girls

    How To Date Younger Women

    I took a brief break this afternoon from the sacred text to check my email, and I found one promoting some free videos from my former Torah teacher Adam Gilad.

    He warns us that once you start dating younger women, women your own age will resent it because it makes them feel irrelevant and invisible. It’s important to be prepared for this anger and to be compassionate in your response.

    Adam writes a blog called “The Fearless Lover.”

    This video describes Adam as the “world’s most trusted dating expert.”

    Posted in Adam Gilad | Tagged , , , , | Comments Off on How To Date Younger Women

    What Would Orthodox Judaism Gain From Women Rabbis?

    “I am part of a religion that has roles,” Dennis says on his radio show April 13, 2010. “While I am not Orthodox, I am a fellow traveler in many ways. I have great admiration for things that they do. I happen to endorse the idea of roles. I don’t know what would be gained in Orthodox Judaism if women became rabbis. You say equality. All right, but equality and sameness are not the same thing. There’s nothing that argues that women are not equal. Maybe it is good that men have some specific roles because then they embrace them. Men deeply need an area to carve out as their own and it is very good for boys to see men in religion. Everybody knows that women gravitate to religion more than men, so it is particularly important that boys have male models of men in religion.”

    “Because women are not rabbis in Orthodox Judaism, therefore they are subservient? Because women are not priests in the Roman Catholic church, therefore they are subservient? This is feminist lingo…but it is not accurate.”

    Posted in Dennis Prager | Tagged , , , , | Comments Off on What Would Orthodox Judaism Gain From Women Rabbis?

    The Mean Streets

    I’ve walked down some mean streets in my life and met a lot of bad guys who frequently have keener insights into life than the good guys.

    People become good by having consideration for others. Take David Suissa for example. He’s a good guy. He takes other people’s feelings into accounts. He doesn’t just lambast people in his Jewish Journal column.

    Then take me. I’m not as connected as David. Except when it comes to my closest friends and community, I write what I think. If the writing is good (if I want to read it), then other people’s feelings are secondary (particularly if they are public figures).

    I remember when I was writing about the XXX industry, many porners said to me, “You just want glory (big scoops) and you don’t care who you hurt.”

    These pornographers tended to have keener insights into human relations than many esteemed professors of psychology, sociology, women’s studies, etc. No pornographer is so stupid as to believe that men and women are identical except for the plumbing.

    I remember the wisdom I found on Feb. 29, 2000:

    James DiGiorgio, the technical director, says, “Aja [born in 1964, she entered porn in 1987] plays a hapless waif named Honeysuckle who
    delivers pizza…”
    Aja smiles and shows off rune tattoos on her lower legs. “That’s my
    shield knot. This symbolizes a spiritual journey.”
    Her religion is Asatru, pre-Christian Northern European ancestor
    worship.
    “I was very disappointed by the movie The 13th Warrior,” says Jim.
    “The ending was lame.”
    “I was looking to see if it was historically accurate,” says Aja. “And it was. I liked that the guy from Morocco was just accepting that the Vikings had their own gods and he wasn’t trying to push his god on them.”
    “Yet he did not forsake his god,” says Jim.
    “Right, there was respect for both cultures. That’s what I liked about it.
    And he was willing to learn and have an open mind.”
    After the first scene, we eat pizza and talk about religion.
    Aja brings out a book (The Germanization of Early Medieval
    Christianity: A Socio-Historical Approach to Religious Transformation by James C. Russell) to try to settle an argument with performer Kyle Stone.
    He’s not impressed. “Look, even [porn actor] Nick East wrote a book,
    so what does that prove?”
    Various porners say how stupid the Bible is and how wonderful
    paganism is. Kenji, the 350-pound still photographer, calls for a return to child sacrifice.
    None of the porners around the table believe in God, except perhaps
    Kyle Stone.
    “I’ve never thought of it as a person,” he says. “More as an energy.”
    “Does God monitor what you do and reward and punish you for your
    behavior?” I ask.
    “No. It’s more of a collective conscience. You should monitor what
    you do.”
    “He’s a spiritual accountant,” says Kenji.
    Aja expounds on her book. “It’s just talking about missionary work and how dangerous it is to go into other societies and try to change their behavior.”
    A few minutes later, the porners grouse about the lack of ethics in their business.
    “People don’t give a shit if society passes laws that say ‘Thou Shalt
    Not Steal,’” lectures Jim. “They’ll steal anyway. They’ll just assume they won’t get caught. But if it is God who says ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal,’ how do you get away with it? Because God is omniscient. He sees all and knows all and you cannot hide that you stole from God.”

    In season three of the TV show 24, Jack Bauer is revealed to have a heroin addiction. He claims he used heroin only to get in with the Salazar brothers in Mexico so he could penetrate their drug ring. Most of the good guys buy this explanation, but drug lord Ramon Salazar knows better. “You didn’t need to take heroin to establish credibility with us,” he tells Jack. “You did heroin because you were running away from pain.”

    Posted in David Suissa, Ethics, Personal | Tagged , , , , , | Comments Off on The Mean Streets

    Is Dennis Prager The Second Coming Of Jesus Christ?

    I read The Nine Questions People Ask About Judaism in 1989 and found it so persuasive that I converted to Judaism in 1993. Then I found out that it’s ideas are largely absent from Jewish life, even Orthodox Jewish life. Over the years, I moved from frustration that the ideas of Nine Questions were not more important in Jewish life to disillusionment with Mr. Prager and Rabbi Telushkin. For a while, I wondered if they’d sold me a bill of goods. Then I learned to accept that they’d presented an inspiring vision of Judaism.

    Novelist Herman Wouk, an Orthodox Jew, called it: “The intelligent skeptic’s guide to Judaism.”

    Dennis Prager and Joseph Telushkin are secondary text guys in the eyes of primary text guys (such as Rabbi David Hartman). Dennis and Joseph write popular stuff, not scholarship. They don’t advance original insights. Instead, they assemble the best work of others and present it in a uniquely engaging way.

    Judging by their writing and lecturing, Dennis and Joseph seem to spend most of their Jewish study time with texts about the primary texts of the Jewish tradition. Thus, they are not regarded seriously by many, perhaps most, scholars of Jewish text.

    “It’s not Judaism,” many rabbis (such as Danny Landes) told me about Dennis Prager’s presentation of their religion. “It’s Pragerism.”

    I’ve always been struck by the awe that thousands of Judaic neophytes such as myself display towards Dennis Prager (we revere him for his ability to rationalize and simplify difficult topics such as Judaism and the meaning of life, etc) and the lack of awe displayed toward him by those who grew up with him, or those who’ve worked with him, or those literate in Jewish text.

    It seems to me that those most in awe of Dennis Prager are the least likely to read Hebrew and those who can read Hebrew are the least likely to display awe towards Dennis.

    Perhaps part of the explanation is the simple aphorism, “No man is a hero to his butler.”

    You’d be hard pressed to find anyone in awe of Dennis Prager at the Pico-Robertson Orthodox shuls that Prager once frequented, such as YICC or Aish HaTorah or Beth Jacob.

    Is Dennis like Jesus Christ? Both came from non-prestigious communities (Nazareth and Brooklyn). Both started public speaking at a young age (Jesus in the temple at age 12, and Dennis at age 21 speaking on Soviety Jewry). Both preached a simplified version of Judaism that gave greater weight to ethics than ritual. Both were largely rejected by the Jewish leaders of their day. Both had devoted followings among the common people while the intellectuals, more often than not, despised them.

    Or perhaps Dennis Prager is more like Paul Johnson, a prophet without honor in his own community?

    Jacob Weisberg writes in the New York Times March 15, 1998:

    In Britain, Johnson’s guileless name-dropping, his rages about the ”Church of Sodomy,” as he calls the Church of England, and a penchant for self-contradiction have made him a running joke in the press. In the satirical magazine Private Eye, he is referred to as ”Loonybins.” Everyone in London seems to have a Johnson horror story, many of them relating to what one of the English papers refers to as his ”long and barely secret struggle not to succumb to the bottle.”

    On one occasion, a memorial service for his friend Kingsley Amis, Johnson became so apoplectic at a eulogy given by the leftish journalist Christopher Hitchens that he had to be escorted out. Johnson is said by some to have his temper and his drinking under control these days. His wife, Marigold, recently referred to him as ”far less barmy than he used to be.”

    Part of the reason Johnson’s writing is not taken seriously in Britain is that there is so much of it. In the country that invented the term ”hack,” Johnson’s prolificacy is simply astounding. While turning out 1,000-page books every couple of years, he produces a weekly column for The Spectator and regular commentaries for The Daily Mail. On a good day he writes 6,000 words. ”I don’t know how many books I’ve published,” he says. ”I think it’s 34. It may be 35.”

    In the United States, and particularly in Washington, where he will appear later this month at the Smithsonian with Gingrich, Johnson has a far statelier reputation. American conservatives know him only as a high-toned historian and intimate of Thatcher’s, not as a gassy columnist horrified by the Spice Girls.

    …So seriously are his pronouncements taken over here by the right that two scholars at the Manhattan Institute even assembled a book of Johnson aphorisms, ”The Quotable Paul Johnson.” Among Republicans, his name confers instantaneous gravity and class.

    Posted in Dennis Prager | Tagged , , , , , | Comments Off on Is Dennis Prager The Second Coming Of Jesus Christ?