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‘But I Wear A Yarmulke…’

Posted on September 1, 2009 by Luke Ford

D. emails: You whingeing little ponce! You write, "I wear a yarmulke and tzitzit and a beard and people still ask me if I’m Jewish." You’re NOT Jewish. A self-administered conversion doesn’t count. Rabbi Union was right. You’re a deceitful … Continue reading →

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Holly Randall Has Married

Posted on May 8, 2009 by Luke Ford

hollyrandall: Hey, I think you’re still not speaking to me, but thought you might want to know i got married to a nice English guy who has nothing to do with the porn industry Chaim Amalek emails: Congratulations to her … Continue reading →

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Racist Foupes

Posted on March 13, 2009 by Luke Ford

D. emails: "Foupe?" Is that anything like "faux pas?" You obviously learned nothing from when I punished your youthful sweet tooth by having you copy page after page out of the dictionary. I should have suck with my initial plan … Continue reading →

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Racist Foupes

Posted on November 10, 2008 by Luke Ford

Des emails: ""Foupe?" Is that anything like "faux pas?" You obviously learned nothing from when I punished your youthful sweet tooth by having you copy page after page out of the dictionary. I should have suck with my initial plan … Continue reading →

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You Are A Fair-Dinkum Disgrace!

Posted on September 28, 2008 by Luke Ford

Pops emails: Dear son: It breaks my heart to realize how badly I failed in trying to raise you to be an honest, forthright and righteous human being. Your behavior and reaction to your latest removal from a shul just … Continue reading →

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