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Did I Join A Cult And Not Even Know It?

Posted on March 27, 2009 by Luke Ford

For the past three months, I have been 100% enthusiastic about Kundilini Yoga. Don’t think my emotions had no foundation in fact. I read the Wikipedia entry on Yogi Bhajan and at the time it only contained neutral or positive … Continue reading →

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I Interview A Holocaust Denier Outside The Oscars

Posted on February 23, 2009 by Luke Ford

As I walk around the Kodak theatre Sunday afternoon, I see an old man holding up a sign protesting Hollywood’s recent slew of Holocaust movies. "That’s a courageous stance," I think. "Handing out literature denying the Holocaust right in the … Continue reading →

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My Personalities Have Changed — All Seven Of Them

Posted on February 3, 2009 by Luke Ford

My kundalini has changed too. It is flowing in unexpected but exciting directions — none of them illegal! I’m happy these days. Hari Har! Hari Har! I attribute my change in temperament to yoga and Alexander Technique. I met up … Continue reading →

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I’m Starting To Find People Abrasive

Posted on February 2, 2009 by Luke Ford

Yes, even a rude crude bloke like me can find other people abrasive. I must’ve changed. It must be all the Alexander Technique and yoga I’m doing. I feel different. I’m not as flip and as cynical. I no longer … Continue reading →

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To Pray

Posted on August 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

I walk into shul, sit next to the rabbi, and for the next three hours we’re silent except for rattling off our prayers.. Finally, after adon olam and kiddish, I shake his hand and say, "Gut shabbos." "Look," he replies. … Continue reading →

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