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A Bad Smell

Disconsolate, listless, pathetic davening. For this I converted? I feel like we’re all davening under water. My lips and throat and arms feel heavy. I can barely move. I can’t be bothered to greet anybody and nobody can be bothered … Continue reading

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Aviv Tuchman – The Best Solution To The RCC

I ran into a bloke the other day who felt like he was dealing with a corrupt beit din at the Rabbinical Council of California. I referred him to attorney Aviv Tuchman at [email protected].

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Why So Serious?

Lou Ford (I don’t know who this bloke is, I just know him from his correspondence correcting my errors) emails: "Hey, Luke, saw you at the Robertson Library today.  Very impressive mane all around; weight loss looks good too.  But … Continue reading

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Von Dutch Is The Only Place That Appreciates My Van

I actually got props for van today at Von Dutch on La Brea and Melrose Blvds. "It looks like something the unabomber would drive," said a bloke. Kenny Howard would’ve had a field day with my vehicle.

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Getting Into My Life

Though I present a facade of openness on my blog, I’m as wary as the next bloke about letting people into my life. Here are some ways people typically disqualify themselves from entering my life: * Presuming too much. Just … Continue reading

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Stephen Oschweritz Sued

I just found out about a new lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court against Stephen Oschweritz: BC390688 CASE NAME: SHALOM MOZES ET AL VS STEVEN OSCHEROWITZ ET AL. Shalom Mozes is a Holocaust survivor in the Fairfax/La Brea side of … Continue reading

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Who’s The Rabbi Sholom Kalmanson Who Gave Such A Stemwinder About The Rebbe?

Here’s an article about the speech with a link to the video. Who is this Rabbi Sholom Kalmanson? He appears to be the head of Chabad of Southern Ohio. From chabad.org: Rabbi Sholom B. Kalmanson, Ex. VP, Chabad of Southern Ohio … Continue reading

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Trying To Destroy A Cantor With Compromising Pictures

This happens to me all the time. My enemies send me enticing young women who try to lure me into all sorts of compromising positions but my religious faith makes me impervious to all challenges. I am all too keenly … Continue reading

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I Eat Lunch With The Homeless

Video At 11:45 a.m. as I was preparing to snag my beauty rest in the sun, I got a message that I could get a free lunch at a local shul that feeds the homeless. It seemed like a good … Continue reading

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L.A. Bank Death Watch: Downey, First Federal, Washington Mutual, Fremont

You’ll show up one day and there’ll be a notice that this bank has been taken over the FTIC and if you have money there, it’ll take a couple of days to get it. Or Bank of America buys them … Continue reading

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