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I Fear I’m A Lousy Lover
I’m watching the movie American Gangster. The cop, played by Russell Crowe, is making love to his lawyer while carrying her around a kitchen (she’s facing him with her knees around his hips, you get the picture?). He puts her … Continue reading
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Tagged american gangster, amp, beauties, cop, counter top, crashing to the floor, damsel, fuddy duddy, god and state, hips, hotel clerk, hovel, kitchens, knees, lawyer, lousy lover, love life, making love, nbsp, passion, russell crowe, terrible thing, vital component
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Who Wants To Watch Movies With Me?
I’m so very tired. Exhausted tired, not sleepy tired. It’s gloomy out and gloomy in. My hovel smells of the wintergreen oil I put on my aching elbows. I’ve been to the video store and I’ve got: * The first … Continue reading
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Tagged american gangster, brokeback mountain, downfall, elbows, hitler, hovel, kite runner, living in a box, lust caution, presence, rabbi, video store, wintergreen oil
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What Happens When You Lock A Healthy Guy In A Hovel With God As His Only Companion?
Click here to find out. guest140: made the mistake of signing up to a chat room guest140: what i thought was friendly, innocent chat turned out to be a room crowded with desperate perverts russiandragon: yes luke IS the prince … Continue reading
Your Moral Leader’s Backdoor Guide To Los Angeles: ‘You Haven’t Done L.A. Until You’ve Done Luke Ford!’
Joe emails: Another idea related to Delice a bit: LUKEAPALOOZA, the multi-media tour of Luke Ford’s LA! Beginning with lunch at Luke’s favorite French bistro, climb into the original LUKE FORD SERIAL KILLER VAN (TM) and watch Luke’s life come … Continue reading
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