Tag Archives: hovel

I Fear I’m A Lousy Lover

Posted on May 26, 2008 by Luke Ford

I’m watching the movie American Gangster. The cop, played by Russell Crowe, is making love to his lawyer while carrying her around a kitchen (she’s facing him with her knees around his hips, you get the picture?). He puts her … Continue reading →

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Who Wants To Watch Movies With Me?

Posted on May 25, 2008 by Luke Ford

I’m so very tired. Exhausted tired, not sleepy tired. It’s gloomy out and gloomy in. My hovel smells of the wintergreen oil I put on my aching elbows. I’ve been to the video store and I’ve got: * The first … Continue reading →

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Help Me Get Back To My Planet

Posted on May 24, 2008 by Luke Ford

I had such big plans for Thursday night. I was going to the JConnect barbie at Dockweiler Beach. I had a ride. I was going to be social. I’m social in waves. It takes some effort. But if I push … Continue reading →

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What Happens When You Lock A Healthy Guy In A Hovel With God As His Only Companion?

Posted on May 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

Click here to find out. guest140:  made the mistake of signing up to a chat room guest140:  what i thought was friendly, innocent chat turned out to be a room crowded with desperate perverts russiandragon:  yes luke IS the prince … Continue reading →

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Your Moral Leader’s Backdoor Guide To Los Angeles: ‘You Haven’t Done L.A. Until You’ve Done Luke Ford!’

Posted on May 21, 2008 by Luke Ford

Joe emails: Another idea related to Delice a bit: LUKEAPALOOZA, the multi-media tour of Luke Ford’s LA! Beginning with lunch at Luke’s favorite French bistro, climb into the original LUKE FORD SERIAL KILLER VAN (TM) and watch Luke’s life come … Continue reading →

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