Reb Moshe Sat Up Straight

When I mention the Alexander Technique to people, they often stiffen and push themselves up in a rigid way. “Is this good Alexander Technique?” they often ask.

No, it is not. You’d be better off with your habitual slump, I often answer.

Sitting up straight and standing straight is not Alexander Technique. More often than not, it is not good for you. The back and neck have natural curves in them.

There is no good way to sit. All sitting is bad. Some ways of sitting are better than others. Sitting without back support is usually a much better way of sitting than using back support because it forces your back to work a bit and therefore the muscles there don’t get as soft and the average bloke won’t slump as much.

Orthodox Judaism tends to create more sitting than the average life and as a result, Orthodox Jews tend to be more slumped than the average Joe. It’s rare to find a rabbi who sits, stands and moves elegantly.

Which brings me to this:

This past week marked the yahrtzeit of HaRav HaGaon Moshe Feinstein, zt”l. As noted in my last essay, Art Scroll published last year a revised and expanded edition of their biography of Rav Feinstein entitled, “Reb Moshe” by Rabbi Shimon Finkelman…

“One afternoon, Reb Moshe and Rav Shlomo Heiman sat for a while ‘talking in learning.’ When their discussion concluded and Reb Moshe left, Reb Shlomo turned to Rav Dovid Bender and said, ‘Do you know why Reb Moshe is becoming a gadol hador? Because his back never touches the back of his chair while he learns.’

“Decades later, Rav Binyomin Kamenetsky accompanied his father Reb Yaakov to a meeting of senior roshei yeshivah. During the discussions Reb Yaakov repeatedly referred to Reb Moshe not by name but exclusively with the title Rosh Yeshiva.

“When asked on the way home by his son Binyomin to explain why he directed his remarks in this manner, Reb Yaakov’s answer was direct, ‘Have you ever seen Reb Moshe lean back in a chair?’

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Why Is The President Always Talking To College Students?

On his radio show today, Dennis Prager said: “Have you noticed how often the president’s speeches are to college students? There’s a patronizing element. You are kids and I can sell you anything. And he can. They sit there starry-eyed and the president is going to whip big business. He is the man of the future.

“If you are not as support as he is of wind power, solar power and biofuels, then you are the equivalent of those who said to Columbus, don’t sail forth. The earth is flat.

“I don’t know how many people said to Columbus, don’t sail. You’ll fall of the earth.

“It’s the first time I’ve heard anyone of the left say anything positive about Christopher Columbus. Normally he’s described as a genocidal maniac.”

According to Wikipedia: “The misconception that educated Europeans at the time of Columbus believed in a flat Earth, and that his voyages refuted that belief, has been referred to as “The Myth of the Flat Earth”.[6] In 1945, it was listed by the Historical Association (of Britain) as the second of 20 in a pamphlet on common errors in history.”

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Rockets Over Israel

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I Used To Party With A Lot Of Alcoholics

Though I’ve never taken drugs or imbibed much alcohol, I was wild in my late 20s and I got with some crazy women. Alcoholic women are often great and hot looking. Especially the bipolar ones.

My first year in LA. Those were dramatic days. I’d go to every synagogue I could and learn as much Torah as I could and then went out and did what I wanted.

I did not always behave honorably. That lasted about 18 months and I straightened up before I turned 30.

I’m sure there’s a moral lesson here somewhere.

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Is It A Crime To Be A Jerk?

A friend says: I don’t think I could ever convict someone of a “hate crime”. EIther it is a crime or it is not, no matter the thought in mind.
Still, that guy was an asshole for doing what he did
But is it a crime to be an asshole?

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There Are Parts Of The Talmud We Don’t Want Non-Jews To See

In his second lecture for Torah in Motion on the Chatam Sofer, professor Marc B. Shapiro says: “The Chatam Sofer gave his approval for the Talmud to be translated into German. What were the objections of the other rabbis? They said that there are parts of the Talmud that we don’t want non-Jews to see. This is an old issue. The Chatam Sofer was the only one who gave permission for this until modern times. It’s amazing that Artscroll got away with their translation. Supposedly Rav Shach was ready to ban it but the American rabbis prevailed against him.”

“What are the halachot (Jewish laws) and aggadot (teachings) that we don’t want the non-Jews to see? The halachot are obvious. There are certain laws that discriminate against non-Jews. Some have been taken out of the Talmud. Aggadah is even more problematic. The non-Jews made fun of aggadah. They saw these wild stories and used them to mock the Jews as idiots. Therefore, you didn’t want to give them ammunition.”

The Rav opposed translated aggadot.

“These translations [historically] were written for non-Jews. They were not written for Jews who were ignorant. They wanted to show the non-Jewish world that this was an important text. The Chatam Sofer received several such letters and confessed that he made a mistake. He withdrew his approval. Rather than hurting his reputation, it increased it.”

“It seems that some of the [Artscroll] translations taking place now are taking place because of institutional inertia. It’s like a non-profit foundation exists and people’s livelihood depend on this so it is make-work.”

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The Path Ahead

A friend says: You know that there are not many fertile orthodox Jewish women out there for you to pick from.
Their parents do not raise them to go for a broke middle aged guy who was born into a gentile family.

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The Sex Appeal Of Illustrious Ancestors

Yichus” in Yiddish means that you have distinguished ancestors.

The more traditional you go in Jewish life, the more important are yichus.

Converts and penitents (baalei teshuva) often have trouble marrying in Orthodox Jewish life because of their lack of rabbinic ancestors.

Blog post:

If you’re a female descendant of a Rabbi/Kabbalist and you’re looking for some post-mikvah fun in Flatbush (Heaven, please save us!), you might want to contact this pervy Yid on CraigsList.
I must say that I take umbrage at his classist exclusion of Young Israelites!! (And would Kabbalist extend to the new ‘Ka-ba-la’ cult that Madonna belongs to?)

Date: 2006-12-04, 4:26PM EST
If you are a girl who is descended from big rabbis and kabbalists I want to have sex with you.I want you to come over to my house and tell me about your family yechus and then come to the bedroom and make love. Two weeks ago I did the granddaughter of the chafetz chaim and last night I did the great-great-great grand-daughter of the chozeh of lublin.I am trying very hard to locate relatives of reb moshe feinstein who have big bosoms. Do not apply if your daddy is the rabbi of a young israel.that just doesnt do it for me. No YEECHES No Teeches !!!
Location: Flatbush

VEGANOVICH COMMENTS: For those that do not get the reference to “relatives of reb moshe feinstein who have big bosoms” in the post, MF had two granddaughters, the Shisgal twins, who posed for Penthouse in the early eighties. The photos never ran, because someone paid off Bob Guccione not to run them because they thought the photos would dishonor their grandfather.

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The Chatam Sofer Wanted His Daughters To Marry Rich

The Chatam Sofer lived at the turn of the 19th Century. His responsa (answers to questions of Jewish law) are the most important responsa of the past 200 years according to Marc B. Shapiro who relates the following story in his eight lecture on the Chatam Sofer for Torah in Motion: When his daughters were ready to be married, he looked to marry them to rich Jews. The rabbi said, I have yichus (illustrious ancestry). I’m not looking for yichus. I want that my daughter should have a good life without worries about money. Most problems in life come because you don’t have enough money.

I think that’s amazing. The rabbi wasn’t rich. It shows that he wanted his daughters to have a good life.

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Seventh-Day Adventists Consider Themselves People Of The Book

The modern state of Israel had no significance in my Seventh-Day Adventist upbringing.

I heard ten times as much anti-Catholic sentiment as anti-Jewish sentiment.

Compared to other Protestants, Adventists are scholarly. They have a bigger school system than any other Protestant group. They give more tithe. And they probably study more Bible than any other Protestant group. The average Adventist spends a few minutes a day reading the Bible while the average Christian probably spends zero minutes in Bible study.

Few Adventists have any facility in the original languages of the Bible and the type of intensive text study that Jews engage in is virtually unknown by lay Christians.

Adventist religious services on Sabbath morning last about three hours, approximately the same time as the average Jewish religious service on Sabbath mornings.

Services for other Christians on their day of worship usually last about an hour.

According to Wikipedia: “As stated on its official world website, the Seventh-day Adventist Church (SDA) also embraces the term People of the Book. As also noted in its official flagship publication Adventist World (February 2010 edition), it is claimed prominent Islamic leaders have endorsed Seventh-day Adventists as the Qur’an’s true People of the Book.”

Seventh-Day Adventist leader William G. Johnsson writes:

Three years ago General Conference president Jan Paulsen asked me to work on developing interfaith relations with leaders of the world’s religions. With Adventists numbering some 17 million in more than 200 countries, it makes sense—indeed, our mission demands—that we make efforts to understand people of other faiths, so that we may share with them our values and hope in the return of Jesus.

During these three years I have focused on making contacts with leaders of Islam. Slowly, steadily, several convictions have taken deep root in my psyche.

…Several months ago I received a message totally outside my previous frame of reference: a spiritual leader of many thousands of Muslims in several countries, a sheikh, stated that God had given him a vision about Adventists. He had made contact with lay Adventists; now he was asking to meet with leaders from the General Conference. What to make of such a request?

After consultation with Pastor Paulsen and others it was decided that a few of us from headquarters should follow up, with a view to entering into serious discussions if they should seem warranted. In preparation for this meeting, I made an advance trip to get acquainted with the sheikh. The nine hours I spent with him, spread over two days, were, to say the least, memorable.

…I turn now to a second conviction: Seventh-day Adventists are uniquely positioned to bring the gospel to Muslims.

Adventists have the following advantages over other Christians in taking the good news to Muslims:

The place of the Scriptures. We base our practices and beliefs on the Bible and the Bible alone. This devotion and loyalty to the revealed Word impresses Muslims, who look to the Koran as God’s revelation.

Lifestyle. Our abstinence from pork and alcohol comes as a welcome surprise to Muslims, who are not used to associating Christians with these practices. This means that Adventists and Muslims can enjoy table fellowship without apprehension—an important factor in establishing basic relationships. Beyond these practices, the Adventist emphasis on simplicity and modesty resonates with sincere Muslims, whose religion is a 24/7 matter.

Concern with the last days. The ideas of the last judgment, the second coming of Jesus, and the resurrection play a prominent role in Islamic thought. For serious Muslims all of life is lived with a view to one’s standing in the final judgment. Their teachings differ from ours in important respects, but the key ideas in common present an opportunity for Adventists to present instruction that will enlighten their understanding.

The Sabbath. The Koran mentions the Sabbath, and in a positive light; it makes no mention of the first day of the week as a day of worship. Our observance of the Sabbath, enshrined in our very name, sets us apart as a people obedient to divine revelation.

Cosmic conflict. Muslims understand events on this earth against the backdrop of a cosmic struggle between good and evil, in which Iblis—Satan—and evil beings play a major role. This broad framework has obvious parallels—along with significant differences—with the Adventist understanding of the great controversy between Christ and Satan.

Creation. Both Muslims and Adventists believe in the doctrine of creation and reject the theory of evolution.

Health. Muslims have a keen interest in health and healthful living. Adventists and Muslims enter into easy partnerships to improve the quality of life. In the Middle East, Adventists operated a series of hospitals and clinics in Muslim countries, while Loma Linda University and Medical Center has an ongoing relationship with the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan.

Relation to Israel. The fact that as a church Adventists refuse to be identified with any geopolitical lobby is a huge plus in the Muslim world. We are not part of a pro-Israel lobby: we believe in justice for all peoples, Israelis and Palestinians alike.

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