Category Archives: Internet

Do I Have To Pay $40 A Year For Virus Protection?

I asked a bloke who graduated from Harvard and he told me: No. There are free anti-virus packages out there that you can download. Also, at least some of these commercial packages have gotten big and bloated to the point … Continue reading

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Netflix Is Awesome

Nobody gives me a bigger bang for my buck than Netflix. If you have a high speed internet connection, you can buy a Roku box for $100 and with a $9 a month Netflix subscription, you can download instantly (within … Continue reading

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She Wanted To Give Me Her Heart!

When a woman offers me her body, I know how to respond. I say no because the Torah forbids me. But when a woman I don’t even know offers me a "Heart!" on Facebook  — and the woman appears in … Continue reading

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Embrace Your Bad Self

Friends of mine are obsessed about bad things — many of them true — said about them on the internet. This is totally understandable. Reading bad things about yourself, especially when true, feel like a knife ripping through your abdomen. … Continue reading

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The Perishable Press

Ryan Glaser emails: "Luke, Sometimes peep your site as a guilty half Jew. I noticed you offer services to repair one’s reputation–of little interest to me–but am wondering if you know much about search engine optimization. I write a humor … Continue reading

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Spammed By Tagged.com

I accidentally spammed all my friends to look at my Tagged profile. From today’s New York Times: I THOUGHT it was a little strange when I received separate e-mail messages from two people I knew only slightly asking me to … Continue reading

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Someone is Wrong on the Internet

I must set them straight pronto! I love this piece in the New York Times: One of the more trenchant cartoons of the Internet era features a stick-figure man typing furiously at his keyboard. From somewhere beyond the panel floats … Continue reading

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I Accidentally Spammed All My Gmail Contacts For Tagged.com

I was talking on the phone with an old mate last night. He said he’d sign up for Facebook if I signed up for Tagged. I agreed. While I kept talking to him about my feelings, I signed up for … Continue reading

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Never Watch Another Web Ad

Slate.com reports: "According to Mozilla’s stats, Adblock Plus is the most-downloaded add-on for Firefox, attracting more than 700,000 new adherents a week. In all, it’s been downloaded almost 49 million times. The appeal isn’t hard to understand. The first time … Continue reading

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Would You Like To Know More About Me?

"I really enjoy the joy of being me and i am dedicated to sharing that joy with you." That was an assignment from yoga class tonight… Well, we were supposed to phone friends, I thought I’d just post it. It … Continue reading

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