Ryan Glaser emails: "Luke, Sometimes peep your site as a guilty half Jew. I noticed you offer services to repair one’s reputation–of little interest to me–but am wondering if you know much about search engine optimization. I write a humor site on the side that I recently chucked online (http://www.theperishablepress.com) and am wondering if you could be of assistance in terms of drumming up hits."
I write back on my Blackberry recommending the use of video linking to his website.
Ryan replies: Thanks for the advice on search engine optimization. Didn’t expect it to be free and thought you’d divulge more info at a price.
My father’s a Rabbi. I’ve tussled with Judaism my whole life. The fact some charlatan from Australia who’s a phony non-Jew claiming to be the "moral authority" of Jews blogs is high comedy. Stick to covering skanks with bolt ons and back tats.
Only in LA–the land of plastic–can a guy like you exist. if you were enlightened enough to remove ego from religion, you would realize your former associations disqualify you from throwing the word "moral" around. I’m gonna go shove a knife up my rectum for even knowing who you are.
I’m also going to pretend, as a pasty Jew, that I’m the "authority" on African Americans.
WAR Egotistical Phonys
