Category Archives: Satire

Media Distortion

Friend, your view of most of the world is informed by your consumption of media which is overwhelmingly controlled by less than a dozen media corporations. Many of those media corporations are run by people who have unabashed Christian missionary, … Continue reading

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What Happened To Satire?

Steve Sailer writes: When I was young in the Sixties and Seventies, the Spirit of the Age was all about satire and disrespecting sacred cows. A lot of youngish people emerged triumphant from that era and many of them are … Continue reading

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The Case For Invading New Zealand

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Make A Realistic Wish Foundation

Why go to any trouble when they’re only going to die anyway?

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What’s The Best Harry Potter Vibrating Wand?

This sounds like a good one. A very happy customer writes: “So I bought one for my daughter at xmas and all I ever hear is moans and squeals of delight coming from her room. She’s had all her friends … Continue reading

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Pearl Reich – The Hasidic Hottie

Gothamist posts: A 30-year-old mother of four, aspiring model, and former member of Brooklyn’s Hasidic community is fighting for a divorce from her allegedly abusive husband and for custody of her children. “It was an arranged marriage,” Pearlperry Reich tells … Continue reading

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Auditioning For The Anne Frank Role

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Baby Alexander Technique

Let’s hope that little Hazel’s setback with Baby Alexander Technique doesn’t impact her chances for the 2014 Olympics. A gold medal in Curling will look great on a pre-school resume. Season 2, Episode 3: “Primary Care Giver” from The Slope … Continue reading

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My Business Plan

I learned in a recent bootcamp for entrepreneurs that if you fail to plan, you’re planning to fail. Working in conjunction with a personal coach, I came up with and have started to implement the following business plan to get … Continue reading

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Alexander Exercise For Amazing Orgasms!

Just kidding! There’s no such exercise as far as I know. How am I, a humble Alexander teacher, going to compete with videos like this? The path of the righteous is a lonely one. Maybe I could prescribe active rest … Continue reading

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