Category Archives: Personal

Why Do Some Men Fetishize Cheerleaders?

I never had any cheerleaders when I was in school. Back then, I wasn’t the super-cool blogger that I am now. A few years ago, I had a girlfriend who could do cheerleading chants and dance moves. It was really … Continue reading

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In The Wake Of The Murders In France, How Can Jews Protect Themselves?

Growing up a Seventh-Day Adventist, I heard far more about what an evil place the outside world is than I have as a convert to Judaism. At the same time, there was no security in my Adventist upbringing. There were … Continue reading

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Craig Van Rooyen Was Always Out Of My Reach

I spent my last three years of high school at Placer. It was my first time at a public school. Before then, I’d always gone to Christian schools. I loved the opportunities and freedom of public school but it was … Continue reading

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Why Don’t Women **** Me Better?

Esquire’s Chris Jones writes: “There is a spectrum of female lovers just as there is of men. The trouble is, most women act as though they’re sexual Olympians, as though they’re doing the men in their lives the greatest of … Continue reading

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Corporate Pranks

A friend posts to FB: Need to interview a branding and marketing expert about corporate pranks on April 1. Looking for someone who can speak to the topic in broad terms and not just promote their own client. I post: … Continue reading

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If I Had A Job, Today Would Be Hump Day

My friend Daniel says: “If you had a job, every day would be hump day.”

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Asian Massage Parlors Steal My Alexander Technique Clients

I teach a lofty cognitive-based system to help people notice and to let go of their interfering patterns of muscular tension but I’m losing my clients to cheap thrill digital release Asian massage parlors promising ecstasy for just $100. How … Continue reading

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A Photo Of A Teenage Rebbe Swimming Topless

In his second lecture on R. Meir Simcha of Dvinsk for Torah in Motion, history professor Marc B. Shapiro says: “I am in possession of a lengthy autobiography of an important rosh yeshiva who is no longer alive. This autobiography … Continue reading

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Marvin The Orthodox Menace

My friend Cathy Seipp died five years ago today. Cathy’s daughter Maia Lazar writes: Marvin could not concentrate on the Rashi script. The cantor was not good that day, and the lighting was very dim. Plus, the woman next to … Continue reading

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Why Is Luke Not Married?

Greg Leake emails: Hi Luke, On the last Torah Talks at the end you asked, “Why am I not married?” Obviously, you were bouncing off the obscenity comedy that you were advancing prior to the question. I don’t know whether … Continue reading

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