Category Archives: Personal

How Do You Deflect The Bull Dyke?

Posted on July 23, 2015 by Luke Ford

* When I was a kid I thought dykes were hot. Now that I have seem many of them, they could not be further from hot. I remember one evening trying to share my experience, strength and hope with a … Continue reading →

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The Call Of The Genes

Posted on July 22, 2015 by Luke Ford

My relatives at my Aunty Linda’s 80th birthday party.

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Keep Coming Back!

Posted on July 22, 2015 by Luke Ford

* For the past 45 years, people have told me that my sloppiness will be my undoing. * Friend: “You misfiled again!” Luke: “Will you be my sponsor for Underearners Anonymous?” Friend: “Sure, I’ll do a 5150 and have you … Continue reading →

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I Have A Credit Score Of 592

Posted on July 22, 2015 by Luke Ford

I never saw myself as this much of a loser. In 2007, I had about $130,000 available credit on my cards, now it is down to about $2127. I have a lower credit score than your average resident of Washington … Continue reading →

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I’ll Go For A Hug

Posted on July 21, 2015 by Luke Ford

* Luke: “I’m going out tonight.” Friend: “Don’t be yourself. Make believe you are somebody else.” Miriam Lilian D Or: Whenever you show empathy, I worry thinking something may be wrong with you. * Friend: What are your goals in … Continue reading →

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