Category Archives: Personal

Why Doesn’t Anyone Hire My Mom To Write An Article About Me?

She’d be a much better choice than that tosser Brad E. Greenberg. Mom emails: Any luck with the girlfriend scene? Lovely weather here since the big storm blew over. They had severe flooding up at Noosa, but not as bad … Continue reading

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I’ll Be On The New ABC TV Show ‘I-Caught’ Sept. 11

I did a long interview with ABC News Sunday night. Here’s a link to the show. They’ll show a bunch of my video clips as part of a show on "blogebrities." I’d never heard that term before. Torah! Torah! Torah!

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How Desperate Am I?

Bob emails: I remember a TV program that featured women who were attracted to convicted killers. One of the Menedez boys hooked up with a former Playboy model. How desperate are you for a mate? ps No female nibbles from … Continue reading

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Dating Advice From My Mom

She emails from Australia: Get a nice hair cut and a new outfit. Be nice when you ditch the old ones, they talk to each other. Don’t you find your friends in the same boat? I think young women want … Continue reading

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I Strike Out On JDate – What Am I Doing Wrong?

Ladies, why am I still single? When I came to Los Angeles in 1994, I placed and answered a bunch of singles ads and met a lot of women and had some good times. In 1997, I went on jdate … Continue reading

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Serial Blogger

From JewishJournal.com: I read with great interest your story on serial blogger Luke Ford ("Interview With a Serial Blogger," Aug. 3). His postings seem to be the electronic equivalent of publications like National Inquirer; its articles and Ford’s stories should … Continue reading

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The End Of Something

It was 2004. For a few months now, we’d been having lunch regularly and exchanging email almost daily. "I’d love to see Rabbi X.’s face when he finds out we’re going out," I wrote her. "We’re not going out," she … Continue reading

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I Ran Into My Former Talmud Teacher

Ralphs. Sunday morning. After davening. I first see him in produce so I wheel my cart into breakfast cereals. He shows up there too and proceeds up the aisle towards me. I turn my cart around and head for dairy. … Continue reading

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I Have No Compassion For Drug Addicts & Alcoholics

I only have contempt. If you want to get sober, good for you, but don’t look to me for support. If you want to practice unsafe sex and catch a deadly disease (physical or spiritual), I have contempt for you. … Continue reading

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Outreach To Judaism

I just got a package of materials from my father (printouts from outreachtojudaism.com) with this note: Dear Luke, Hope all is well with you – health and all things else. If you ever get a chance to look at this, … Continue reading

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