Category Archives: Personal

My Heartfelt Appeal To Emma’s Parents

Let this dirty old man date your 19-year old daughter! It’s what God wants!

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On The Way To Salt Lake City…

…I made a video. Here’s my dialogue with Rabbi Marc Gafni. I walked around the Mormon Temple: And on the way back: I’m setting up a post-production business called Nausea Video.

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Surprised When I Didn’t Ask For His Opinion

People are often dying to tell me their opinions and oft disappointed when I don’t ask for them. It is an immediate tip-off that I’m not dealing with a wise person when I start getting a stream of unsolicitated opinions. … Continue reading

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My Video Technique Indicates Advanced Parkinsons

Joe:good. but next time, don’t film the demon in the ceiling  Luzdedos1:  ok  Joe:bro, i love you. you know that. but I’m not happy with the video results. i’m worried you may have parkinson’s. You are very very young to … Continue reading

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Rob Spallone Update

I call my friend Rob Spallone for the first time since last October. Luke: "How’s it going?" Rob: "It’s dead. What are you doing?" Luke: "I’m blogging on Jewish stuff." "Why are you still in it?" Rob: "I’m not. I … Continue reading

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I Want To Lease A Car

Anyone have any good advice for me? I don’t even know what type of car I want to lease. Just something cheap. [email protected] I called up carsdirect.com. I said I didn’t know what type of car I wanted. They said … Continue reading

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My Favorite Hymns

I’m thinking of cutting a CD of my favorite hymns. I know it’ll be a hit. Hear "Amazing Grace" as you’ve never heard it before. I know a convert to Judaism is not supposed to dig Christian music, but I … Continue reading

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Women Need 12 Hugs A Day But What About My Needs?

From my live cam chat: Emma:  Aparently we need 12 hugs and 15 laughs [every day] to stay healthy YourMoralLeader:  and 1 —-job Emma:  pfft YourMoralLeader:  what if it were true? Emma:  Too bad Ain’t that just like a woman. … Continue reading

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I Conduct Ruthless MySpace/Facebook Purges

I feel like a whore when I look at my long list of Facebook and MySpace friends. I don’t know most of these people. I look at my news feed on Facebook (my [email protected] addy) and it rarely tells me anything … Continue reading

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I Woke Up Screaming

I went to sleep shortly before 1 a.m. (thinking that I should extend myself to people in my religious community) and then woke up screaming from a nightmare at 1:11 a.m. I dreamed I had a partially enclosed barn aka … Continue reading

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