Category Archives: Personal

Luke Ford’s Gonorrhea Walk Los Angeles

This Shabbos, join me for a walk to shul as we fight gonorrhea. While you’re walking, you won’t catch the clap! Too many people suffer in silence from this dreaded disease. Together we can make our world free from genital … Continue reading

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Contrary To Popular Belief…

…Selichot services are not great places to meet chicks. My chest is sore from all the penitential pounding. What truly sucks is that I have not had enough significant interactions with people over the past year to have stuff to … Continue reading

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So What Is It Like To Have A Rock Star Dad?

In the Seventh-Day Adventist world I grew up in, my dad was like a rock star. He’d get mobbed when he went out in public and learned the bitter truth of Sartre’s aphorism that "Hell is other people." As for … Continue reading

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I’m Ripe For A Federal Takeover

From my live cam chat: ChaimAmalek:  Given the severely undercapitalized state of Luke Ford Enterprises, I’m afraid the time is nigh for a federal takeover. ChaimAmalek:  Are there any females here, or is this another sausage fest? RyoScotalnd:  Last Female … Continue reading

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Growing Up Seventh-Day Adventist

I spent a couple of hours with my seventh grade friend Dr. Gary Chartier Friday afternoon, Sept. 5, 2008. Video Luke: "One of the things I hated about growing up Adventist was that I did not feel at the center … Continue reading

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I Want To Take Our Relationship To The Next Level

I need to give physical expression to my feelings for Torah. I must wrap tefillin immediately. Thank you for being a part of my online faith community. The prayer circle starts now! Joe emails: Do you know that the body … Continue reading

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I’m In A Bad Way

I’ve got such a bad cold, I couldn’t even get through a French movie this morning on 15-year old girls discovering their sexuality. When Water Lillies (2007) doesn’t hold my attention, you know it is time for a post on … Continue reading

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Shame Attacks

I’m reading this book "The Father Factor: How Your Father’s Legacy Impacts Your Career." The section on shame hits me hard. It tells me to note what things trigger shame attacks. I had a lot of shame attacks this Shabbos … Continue reading

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I Entertain A Nursing Home

From my live cam: Wormcastings:  We love watching you, It is better than a TV show any day. We make up our own stories as we go. Some of the folks even think you are their kid! Wormcastings:  And if … Continue reading

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My Dad’s Shabbos Lecture Is On YouTube

Saturday night, my 79-year old dad told people to check him out on YouTube. His Shabbos afternoon sermon is already up: "Dr. Desmond Ford speaks in the Campus Hill 7th Day Adventist Church on September 6, 2008. His topic is … Continue reading

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