I’m Ripe For A Federal Takeover

From my live cam chat:

ChaimAmalek:  Given the severely undercapitalized state of Luke Ford Enterprises, I’m afraid the time is nigh for a federal takeover.
ChaimAmalek:  Are there any females here, or is this another sausage fest?
RyoScotalnd:  Last Female I saw over here had brown feathers!
RyoScotalnd:  Her name, If I recall corectly was Mrs Blackbird!
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, why aren’t more women coming over here?
ChaimAmalek:  Its the same way over on Craigslist
ChaimAmalek:  I can see….moving to LA to be near Luke, getting knocked up, only to have Luke refuse to marry her because she won’t abandon Christianity
ChaimAmalek:  Then to support her new baby, she becomes a stripper
ChaimAmalek:  While Luke spends his days immersed in the study of the sacred texts.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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