Contrary To Popular Belief…

Selichot services are not great places to meet chicks.

My chest is sore from all the penitential pounding.

What truly sucks is that I have not had enough significant interactions with people over the past year to have stuff to atone for. I’m not even in the game. So how can I score?

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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