Category Archives: Personal

Dinner With My Best Friend From High School

Shannon shows up at 8:20 pm, twenty minutes late. I met him in the fall of 1982. We lived a mile from each other, a mile outside of Auburn, CA. I used to get rides to school with him. Shannon … Continue reading

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The Cure

"I need to thank you," I said to my girlfriend of eight months. "You have cured me of my lustful desires."

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Connecting To God

I was just looking at a new book: "Jewish meditation practices for everyday life: awakening your heart, connecting with God" What if these practices actually worked and you did connect to God? I can’t imagine it would be too pleasant. … Continue reading

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My Feelings

Friday afternoon, I had two beautiful women paying attention to me. One, however, was about to call Kavel. "How can you call Kavel when I’m talking about my feelings?" I wailed to Kris. She smiled and gave herself to me … Continue reading

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Envy

"I had lunch with these great people," said my friend. "You know them. They seem to have it all. They seem to have a great marriage. They have a beautiful home. They have beautiful children. They have a great dog. … Continue reading

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That Great Smell In The Bathroom

At yoga this morning, I ran into author Tony Rafael (The Mexican Mafia). He’s working on a new book about the Mexican drug cartels and their cooperation with the Mexican Mafia (American born Hispanics who control gang activity in Los … Continue reading

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I’ve Got My Swagger Back

I just bought four sticks of deoderant at Walgreens. Just $3:50 each. It’s called "Swagger" and says it is the official scent of confidence. I’ll let you know how it works.

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Who Do You Love More?

When I was a kid, some time between age eight and 15, I asked my mother who did she love more? Me or dad? She said dad. Should you put your spouse or your kids first? Dennis Prager tackled the … Continue reading

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Anatomy

Reading between the lines on my blog, you’d expect that anatomy would be my favorite subject. You’d be wrong. Sure, when it is made personal I can find it attractive, but as an academic subject, it bores me. I have … Continue reading

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‘But I Wear A Yarmulke…’

D. emails: You whingeing little ponce! You write, "I wear a yarmulke and tzitzit and a beard and people still ask me if I’m Jewish." You’re NOT Jewish. A self-administered conversion doesn’t count. Rabbi Union was right. You’re a deceitful … Continue reading

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