Category Archives: Personal

I’m Live On Arutz Sheva With Rabbi Seth Nadel 11 AM PST

Listen here. Click here for more information. Join the discussion on my live cam. ChaimAmalek: I thought there was going to be an interview here. ChaimAmalek: I know it is hard to believe, but there used to be such a … Continue reading

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When Do I Want To Get Into Trouble?

There’s a specific mood I get into when I want to make trouble. What are the signs I’m going to make trouble? * An absence of a feeling of connection * A desire to break through and find freedom * … Continue reading

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A Good Horse

So I was chatting to this single woman in her thirties. “How’s your new home?” I asked. “Good,” she said. “How’s the horse riding?” “Good,” she said. “I met a new horse today at the stable near me. It’s hard … Continue reading

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Connecting The Dots In The Rabbi Leib Tropper Story

When you look at Guma Aguiar’s (Israeli billionaire who’s suing Rabbi Leib Tropper) profile, you see that though born Jewish, he was raised Christian, and in Houston he sought out a Christian congregation but met Rabbi Tuvia Singer and became … Continue reading

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Funky Frum

I’m walking up Pico Blvd Shabbos morning and near Aish HaTorah on the other side of the street, I see a sign announcing that a store has closed and “moved to the internet.” It was FunkyFrum.com. Walking East on Pico … Continue reading

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Pants-Wearing Women Can Apply For Conversion Right Now On My Live Cam!

Act before Christmas while supplies last! My conversions are accepted by the Chief Rabbinate of Israel. Here’s my investigative report on women’s pants and the holy reasons rabbis want them removed. Beth: Luke, I am afraid I do wear pants … Continue reading

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Disturbing Dream

Last night, I dreamt that I befriended Michael Vick. I had him over to Shabbat dinner with some girls and my rabbi. After dinner, I got up on the couch with a couple of girls and mounted them (one at … Continue reading

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My First Trip To The Shooting Range

I’ve done all my shooting outside. Sunday, a friend had a birthday. A few days previous, she emailed: This Sunday December 13th, my b-day, release your rage, at an indoor range downtown at about 2pm. Its really cheap, too. http://thelosangelesgunclub.com/index.html … Continue reading

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The Loner In Blue

My mom sent along this photo and inquired if I was the bloke in blue. I told her it was. “I always knew you were special,” she replied. This is my mom’s favorite picture from my trip to Europe in … Continue reading

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What Do I Want A Girl For?

First, I want a girl to save my life. Remember when we were driving north on the Pacific Coast Highway Nov. 8? I passed a car and was steaming ahead, not realizing I was in the lane for the southbound … Continue reading

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