My conversions are accepted by the Chief Rabbinate of Israel.
Here’s my investigative report on women’s pants and the holy reasons rabbis want them removed.
Beth: Luke, I am afraid I do wear pants sometimes. I prefer pencil skirts but it’s very cold out in the morning when I’m leaving for work.
YourMoralLeader: see if you get through my Beit Din
Beth: I almost never wear a long skirt unless there’s a corset involved. I think they make my behind look huge.
YourMoralLeader: I’ll be the judge of that
Beth: I might not make it through your Beit Din but at least I know better than to let you take my pants off! I mean of course Tropper is in the wrong but come on, doesn’t the woman have to take any responsibility? It doesn’t seem like there was force involved.