Category Archives: Personal

A Little Ditty About Luke & Diane

I exchanged email with a female journalist Sunday evening. We’re getting together this afternoon. Perhaps we’ll do an interview. I like female journalists. I love powerful women. Early this morning, I had a dream that I was working for a … Continue reading

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Reviewing My Past Decade

From my live cam: guest11: You should invite all your old girlfriends to spend New Years eve with you here in this here chat room, reviewing the last decade of your life with you guest11: “An Evening with Luke” Maybe … Continue reading

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‘Passionate Marriage: Keeping Love & Intimacy Alive In Committed Relationships’

This is the best psychology book I’ve read all year. And it is the book I most need to read. When I have love in my life, I put most of my emotions (providing that everything else in my life … Continue reading

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Did I Forget Anything?

Helpful writes: Lukeford.net recognizes that many of our readers are (unlike our webmaster) employed productive members of society with both families and friends and thus precious little time to dedicate to watching the Moral Leader Cam live feed and so … Continue reading

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A Walk On The Wild Side

It was April 1, 1894 when a man with no name walked into Dodge. Yes, he walked in. He didn’t ride in. But he was no April Fool’s joke. He didn’t have a gun. Only a water pistol. And he … Continue reading

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Luke Ford Is Mad, Bad And Dangerous To Know

D. emails: Let’s get down to cases, Sunny Jim. Your description of yourself is laughable. For the sake of accuracy, “Fey, gay and worthless to know” is much better. You’re a fair-dinkum fraud, you bloody ponce.

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‘Got A Phone #?’

That was the header on one email I got today. And what was in the body of the email? Nothing. Here are some etiquette tips for when you email strangers asking for things. First of all, introduce yourself. Then say … Continue reading

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Holiday Greetings From the Staff of Lukeford.net

Gentle Readers, It is easy to lose sight of the true meaning of the season in the tidal wave of crass commercialism that surrounds this holiest time of year. The staff of lukeford.net wishes all of our readers the gifts … Continue reading

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Why Do I Have My Live Cam On All The Time?

It is to stop myself from watching porn. Yeah, I’m a bit of a hound dog. I wish it wasn’t true, but Rabbi Union, as always, is right about me. I wish I could say I have my live cam … Continue reading

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I Sometimes Look At Women With Lust

Not all women, God forbid, just the hotties. It’s a struggle. I know it is against the Torah. Here’s what I do to minimize my looking at women with lust: * I take several cold showers a day * I … Continue reading

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