Category Archives: Personal

Longer, Hotter And More Water!

Split-pea soup is my favorite soup but for the past 15 years, I haven’t been cooking it right and it consistently disappoints me. I haven’t had a stove in this time so I’ve been under-cooking everything on a hot plate … Continue reading

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The Missing Chapter from Luke’s Biography

Chapter 6 : My Special Summer with Uncle Jerry

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Christmas Values at Hannukah Prices!

My books on Ebay! Bob emails: Maybe all four of Luke’s literary successes could be packaged in some sort of deluxe fashion for the gift giving season? Maybe a miniature hovel to house these masterworks? No Orthodox’s coffee table would … Continue reading

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I Prefer To Work With Women

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Why Luke Ford Really Converted To Judaism

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I Would Like To Teach In A Yeshiva

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My Friends Want To Set Me Up With ‘Age Appropriate’ Women

I’ve got nothing against women my own age. I just don’t want to date them. Many 45-year old women are great mothers and accountants and lawyers and the like. I respect their work but I don’t want to get snuggly … Continue reading

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Why Do So Many Small Children Cry When Their Parents Start Singing?

I was at a Shabbos lunch and this man started singing zemirot (sacred Jewish songs) and his two-year old son began wailing and pleading for him to stop singing. I’ve noticed several kids do this. I think that I did … Continue reading

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I Wince As I Look Back

I tend to live in the past. I spend an inordinate amount of time remembering and re-experiencing my life. And much of the time as I replay stuff, I’m wincing. I’m compressing and pulling down. I’m embarrassed and ashamed. I … Continue reading

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Sorry Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Rabbi Rabbs

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