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My Favorite Hymns

I’m thinking of cutting a CD of my favorite hymns. I know it’ll be a hit. Hear "Amazing Grace" as you’ve never heard it before. I know a convert to Judaism is not supposed to dig Christian music, but I … Continue reading

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I Want To Freestyle My Goodness

It’s so boring to live your life in box and follow all the rules. I’m naturally good. I like good loving music like Air Supply and the Village People. When I listen to it, I sway back and forth and … Continue reading

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I’m Resigning As Your Moral Leader

In the past few days I have begun to atone for my private failings with my friends and my religious community. The remorse I feel will always be with me. Words cannot describe how grateful I am for the love … Continue reading

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I Need A Virtual Minyan To Complete My Morning Prayers

Whether you are a Torah Jew or a righteous Gentile, please join me. I feel like one of those Pharisees in the Gospels who Jesus condemned for praying too loudly on his cam. This morning we will discuss what does … Continue reading

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