I Need A Virtual Minyan To Complete My Morning Prayers

Whether you are a Torah Jew or a righteous Gentile, please join me.

I feel like one of those Pharisees in the Gospels who Jesus condemned for praying too loudly on his cam.

This morning we will discuss what does it really mean to talk to G-d.

I need ten men so I can read from the Torah.

I need ten women to replenish the Jewish people.

User AaronBiston [Luke: Is this an imposter or the real Aaron?] entered the room.
User guest31 entered the room.
YourMoralLeader:  yo aaron
happy:  hmmmm
happy:  hi aaron
AaronBiston:  you are the best Luke
YourMoralLeader:  how are you?
AaronBiston:  do you think I will win my case?
YourMoralLeader:  you’d know better than I
AaronBiston:  we should invade BJ and make our own break away
AaronBiston:  and over power the forces that run that place
YourMoralLeader:  lol
AaronBiston:  we should make you the rabbi
User guest32 entered the room.
YourMoralLeader:  lol
guest32:  hi
guest32:  is this live?
AaronBiston:  Harav Ford, Sr. Rav of BJ
YourMoralLeader:  yes
YourMoralLeader:  i love it
guest32:  ok.. send me a kiss
AaronBiston:  you cna bring in Rabbi Ron Jeremy who is a nice Jewish boy to be a scholar in residence
YourMoralLeader:  lol
guest32:  `wow
guest32:  thanqqqqq
YourMoralLeader:  liked that ?
guest32:  yeahh
AaronBiston:  he is decended from a big famihe is decended of rabbis many generations back
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happy:  jey where’s my kiss
AaronBiston:  his great grandparents are big rabbis
AaronBiston:  can you get more dirt on viligrosa to get him impeached this week
guest35:  cum on ill
guest35:  will*
YourMoralLeader:  why dont you like the mayor?
AaronBiston:  he is destroying our parking
guest35:  shut u up ni
AaronBiston:  this entire community will get screwed over by his crap
AaronBiston:  it won’t speed up traffic either
AaronBiston:  it will only slow it down
guest35:  well all u r gay
AaronBiston:  and cause every business on pico to shut down except ofr ralphs and office depot
YourMoralLeader:  yeah
YourMoralLeader:  it could be a mess
guest35:  fukin gimp
User guest35 was banned by broadcaster/admin.
User guest35 left the room.
AaronBiston:  only you have the ability to stop him in his tracks
AaronBiston:  no one else is msart enough to write a story to stop the mayor
AaronBiston:  you should go or it and be the hero of this town
YourMoralLeader:  hmm
YourMoralLeader:  why dont you think it will speed up traffic?
AaronBiston:  it will cause more cars to enter pico, it’s such a short distance that it won’t have an impact, even if it were from santa monica till downtown it would only save 2 minutes
AaronBiston:  this shorter route from centinella till fairfax is no distance at all and is only gonna ruin our area
AaronBiston:  not help anything
AaronBiston:  Luke Ford for Mayror of LA!!!, lets ave a new election
YourMoralLeader:  !

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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