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The Combo

Friday night, the rabbi said the class on Hasidut would begin at 8 a.m. He didn’t want to look like a dick and show up on time, so he strolled up in his best undertaker suit at 8:15 a.m. and … Continue reading

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How Do You Get Out Of A Bad Mood?

Dennis Prager on his radio show today: If you are in a bad mood, people have to walk on eggshells around you because they are thinking, if I say this, will it provoke an angry response? People clam up. If … Continue reading

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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

I was talking to a girl motzi Shabbos. She wanted to break up. She said we had no future together. Afterwards, I went to take a cold shower. I noticed my chest was covered in red welts. For the past … Continue reading

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Tomorrow Is The First Day Of The Rest Of My Life

I’m gonna live out Thursday just as Guru Singh would want. I’m rising at 3am, I’m gonna have a hearty barf, then a cold shower and then I’m going to the ashram at 3:45 a.m for three hours of prayer … Continue reading

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Guru Singh Is Tougher Than The Rabbis

I thought with Guru Singh I was getting cheap grace and hot babes. The last part is correct, but his prescriptions for our life are rigorous. Last night he prescribed starting the day around 3 am with a hearty vomit, … Continue reading

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