Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Posted on November 28, 2009 by Luke Ford

I was talking to a girl motzi Shabbos. She wanted to break up. She said we had no future together.

Afterwards, I went to take a cold shower. I noticed my chest was covered in red welts.

For the past 16 years, whenever I feel upset, I break out in hives.

I can keep a calm exterior, but the hives don’t lie.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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