Making Money Online

Joe emails:

I think you have more important website issues. A day or two ago, you dumped a bunch of text-links–undifferentiated, unseparated text-links–into prime real-estate to the left, above the fold, as they say. The whole thing looks like a blob of spam that most people will recoil from and mentally block out. It appears that your thought-process went something like this: me have high-paying offers, me dump links on site, me make money.

But it doesn’t work that way–you can’t get what you want by proceeding so literally. You have to generalize from the lessons learned from Neil Strauss–put yourself in your readers’ heads and ask: what would make me (i.e. them) see the ad and click on it and maybe act on it? Just as you can’t go up to a girl and just recite a list of pickup lines in a monotone off a sheet of paper, you can’t do that with links/ads/offers. You have to get their attention and develop their interest, which is what all those "squeeze pages" do for all the products being sold online (i.e. those long, garish "Dear Friend" letters).

Let’s take a look at just one of the links you put up:

"Let SBI! make you a high-earning affiliate earning champion."

Your readers don’t know what SBI! is…and they probably don’t know what affiliate programs are. Assuming they actually read through the list of text-links, why would they click this one? And…what’s ironic is: you might actually have people who would benefit from getting SBI! — I’ve actually looked into SBI! in the past–if you want to build a website quickly and cheaply that has most/all the stuff you need for a site, well, it might be a way to go. All sorts of people are using it, from the author’s own teenage daughter to a Yiddish professor and so on. But no one will ever know that from your presentation. So, you’re never going to make any sales, so no commission for you.

A few ideas, some of which are bandaids: if you must have text-links like that, you could separate them, perhaps by putting them into a bullet-pointed HTML unordered-list, using the <ul> tag (and <li> for each individual list element, i.e. each link) or maybe putting a HTML horizontal-rule (i.e. <hr>) in between them. Or even just putting line-breaks (i.e. <br>) in between them.

Putting space between the actual ads might make them look better too, a little breathing room.

And you might want to have fewer ads to make the ones you have stand out.

And: why have text links in such a good spot up there? Why not use one of the real ads, maybe even that skyscraper (which is now at the bottom)? Or, maybe the ink ad–everyone needs ink/toner, after all, so perhaps that would be an easy sell?

3.) I signed up for the report from Jonathan Leger, so I expect you’ll get at least one quarter. Evidence-based results are a very good thing and that’s what he appears to have–I learned a bunch. Read it if you haven’t (it was just released yesterday)…though I can sum it up in a word: links. Page-rank, duplicate-content, a site’s focus or lack thereof and various other things that people "know" about apparently do not have the effects that people think they do. What governs ranking in Google is good linkage and he talks about it.

(As you may know, he’s got a thing about links–he’s looking to promote a service called 3waylinks.net but then again, he wouldn’t be doing that if he didn’t think it works).

Again, recommended–thanks for linking to it…

…but, again, look at what you did with it–you copied his text verbatim as your blog entry instead of telling people what it’s about or why *they* should look into it–yes, you told them why it’s good for *you*, but not why it’d be interesting to *them*.

Not that your audience is going to be super-interested necessarily, but if you *sold it* better, perhaps people would be more interested. I’m not sure whether telling people you get a quarter is so great, since it could be seen as you looking to scrounge up pocket-change…though, maybe not.

4.) I wonder, given that your whole thing is transparency, whether it would make sense to talk about the stuff you are doing to monetize the blog as you’re doing it, what you hope to get out of it, whether it’s succeeded or not, etc. Perhaps with a soupçon of your wit and sensibility to make it a little different from others and to make it fit in with the rest of what you write about, instead of it seeming to just be dropped in, undigested.

And, who knows, people might find it interesting to understand how the web works and how people make money on it and how they themselves might make some money on it….which would get them more likely to sign up for things and maybe even buy stuff related to making money online–you’d have pre-sold them by blogging about it.

Perhaps something in the titles of posts on the subject, so people not interested can skip them and people interested will look at it–"Crass Commercialism" or something. Perhaps doing it one day a week, at the end of each, perhaps, so you can look back on your results and forward to what you’ll be trying the next week and perhaps some sort of monthly summing up. Perhaps putting this stuff on another blog that you’d link to would be helpful, since then you could target the ads to products in this area and also you could talk about how you really didn’t and perhaps still don’t want to be doing this, you’d rather be doing journalism, but you have to make a living and so you’re looking into this stuff and here’s what you’ve found out and here are the results of trying the stuff out, etc.

Perhaps you could have some fun comparing your monthly results with John Chow, since he posts his monthly results, as do some others, i.e. a self-deprecating comparison or whatever.

5.) In any case, have some respect for your readership and for your blogs–don’t just dump undigested ads and offers on people–make something compelling of it all.

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Britney Spears Flees Town

She’s going to try to get herself together outside of LA’s pressure cooker.

According to the AP:

Britney Spears’ family says "Dr. Phil" McGraw crossed the line by not keeping his mouth shut after making a house call on the singer last week.

Lou Taylor, a business manager for Spears’ mother, Lynne, and younger sister, Jamie Lynn, appeared on NBC’s "Today" show Wednesday and said McGraw had betrayed the family’s trust by talking to the media about Spears’ mental health after showing up at the 26-year-old pop star’s hospital room on Saturday for a visit.

"The family basically extended an invitation of trust for him to come in as a resource to support them, not to go out and make public statements," Taylor said. "Any statement publicly that he made, because he was brought in under this cloak of trust, (is) just inappropriate."

Taylor said McGraw was invited to the hospital by Spears’ family, but "he was not invited to make this part of a public display or part of the media."

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Mogen David Hires A New Assistant Rabbi

Joe writes: "Mogen David hired a new assistant rabbi (Hayim Williams) away from Beth Jacob. Unlike the last Mogen David Rabbi (Muskat) who had the thankless job of trying to be the rabbi with Gabe Elias, this one is officially Gabe Elias’s man, hence the "assistant" in the title. Meanwhile, Elias’s legacy will be to have turned the shul sfardi, since everyone under 80 in the building is dark skinned."

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Dumbest Comments By A Jew

Jason Maoz writes for The Jewish Press:

The winner of my fourth annual Henry Schwarzschild Award for most offensive comments by a Jew in the public spotlight is David Landau, editor of Haaretz, Israel’s leading left-wing daily.

The prize is awarded to the person who, by his or her statements, displays contempt for the Jewish people, disregard for historical truth, a desire to sup at the table of Israel’s enemies, or who otherwise plays into the hands of the enemies of Jews and Israel.

Before we get to Landau, a little something about Henry Schwarzschild, who died in 1996 and was a longtime activist in groups like the American Civil Liberties Union and Jewish Peace Fellowship. In the wake of the Israeli siege of Beirut in the summer of 1982, he wrote a public letter of resignation from the editorial advisory board of the journal Sh’ma – a letter that will stand in perpetuity as a monument to the unimaginable neuroses and insecurities afflicting secular leftist Jews.

Schwarzschild’s main points:

"For a generation now, I have been deeply troubled by the chauvinistic assumptions and repressive effects of Israeli nationalism. I have experienced the War on Lebanon of the past few weeks as a turning point in Jewish history and consciousness exceeded in importance only by the End of the Second Commonwealth and the Holocaust. I have resisted the inference for over thirty years, but the War on Lebanon has now made clear to me that the resumption of political power by the Jewish people after two thousand years of diaspora has been a tragedy of historical dimensions….

"I will not avoid an unambiguous response to the Israeli army’s turning West Beirut into another Warsaw Ghetto. I now conclude and avow that the price of a Jewish state is, to me, Jewishly unacceptable and that the existence of this (or any similar) Jewish ethnic religious nation state is a Jewish, i.e. a human and moral, disaster and violates every remaining value for which Judaism and Jews might exist in history.

"The lethal military triumphalism and corrosive racism that inheres in the State and in its supporters (both there and here) are profoundly abhorrent to me. So is the message that now goes forth to the nations of the world that the Jewish people claim the right to impose a holocaust on others in order to preserve the State….I now renounce the State of Israel, disavow any political connection or emotional obligation to it, and declare myself its enemy…."

Schwarzschild’s screed was immediately published by the far-left Nation magazine (then as now the most anti-Israel mainstream political publication in America) and for better than two decades has remained a favorite of left-wing Jews. Tony Kushner (Steven Spielberg’s screenwriter for “Munich”) and Alisa Solomon thought so much of it that they included it in Wrestling with Zion, a compilation of essays by leftists struggling with their feelings of ambivalence toward Israel.

By his stunning choice of words – delivered to U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a gathering at the Tel Aviv home of the American ambassador to Israel – this year’s Schwarzschild awardee confirmed what many have long maintained about the sheer depth of hostility toward Israel found among that country’s media and academic elite.

Landau, a veteran Israeli journalist (and an observant Jew) whose politics are a perfect reflection of the Blame Israel First mentality for which Haaretz has long been famous, told Rice that Israel needed to be “raped” by the United States, adding, in sexual terminology too vulgar to repeat in a family newspaper, that conveying this sentiment to her had always been his fantasy.

Though Landau claimed his remarks were “much more sophisticated” than what was reported, he admitted he “did say that in general, Israel wants to be raped – I did use that word – by the U.S., and I myself have long felt Israel needed more vigorous U.S. intervention in the affairs of the Middle East.”

He also acknowledged, apparently without apology or regret (or explanation as to why he feels his statements were in any way “sophisticated”), his use of a schoolboy vulgarism in relating his psychotic fantasy to the secretary of state.

Landau and those who think like him always swear up and down that they love Israel and have only its best interests at heart. But even the most boorish and unsophisticated of clods would never wish or urge rape on an object of their affection – though of course the terribly sophisticated David Landau would disagree with that observation.

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Obama, Bloomberg, and the press get drunk on compromise, cooperation, and civility

Jack Shafer writes:

Everybody enjoys an occasional vacation from reason. An evening at the movies after a hard day’s work, a dream-filled nap on those afternoons when life seems too much, or a fat blunt when you’re grouchy at your boss all fill the bill.

Political reporters once relied on the hotel bar for their brief mental holidays, but this campaign season they’re getting smashed on bipartisanship. Barack Obama, who wants to staff his cabinet with Republicans, unbolt gridlock, and unite us all, brews the highest-proof stuff. Even though George W. Bush ran as a "uniter, not a divider" eight years ago, and Bill Clinton preached about the enlightened compromise of the third way 16 years ago, the press can’t detect Obama’s platitudes. Some in the press corps find Obama so blissfully nonpartisan that he’s postpartisan.

And it’s not just Obama working this scam. Everybody’s favorite billionaire mayor, Michael R. Bloomberg, joined a slew of out-of-work U.S. senators, former members of the House, and ex-governors in Norman, Okla., yesterday for a "Bipartisan Forum" to polite press in the Washington Post, the Associated Press, the Dallas Morning News, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, and elsewhere. The session’s closing statement by former Senator and host David Boren served a chewy dough of high aims and happy talk. "You must ask the candidates if they plan to create a bipartisan cabinet and administration," said Boren in the closing statement. "We must ask the candidates to present a strategy for a unified consensus."

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State cites safety lapses at Cedars-Sinai

Charles Ornstein writes for the LA Times:

Cedars-Sinai Medical Center placed pediatric patients — including the newborn twins of actor Dennis Quaid — in immediate jeopardy of harm by giving them overdoses of the blood thinner heparin, state hospital regulators said today.

In a 20-page report, the California Department of Public Health said the prestigious Los Angeles hospital gave three children 1,000 times the intended dosage of heparin Nov. 18. Cedars-Sinai has previously taken responsibility for the error, citing at least three separate safety lapses that led to the overdoses.

"This violation involved multiple failures by the facility to adhere to established policies and procedures for safe medication use," the state wrote. "These violations caused, or were likely to cause, serious injury or death to the patients who received the wrong medication."

In addition, inspectors wrote, the unsafe medication practices "created a risk of harm for all hospital patients."

The public health agency has not yet decided whether to fine Cedars-Sinai for the lapses, said Kathleen Billingsley, deputy director of the Center for Healthcare Quality. She said the hospital has fully cooperated in the investigation.

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Vegas Porn Show Updates

For the first time in six years, I’m not in Las Vegas this weekend covering the Adult Entertainment Expo.

I remember dating a beautiful young woman in early 2003. I told her I was a freelance journalist. Her dad was a big shot in consumer electronics. I told her that I was just in Vegas for the CES.

While we were lying in bed one Sunday night (Sunday nights were almost always our night, our night for dinner and a movie and then some boom-boom), she asked me what were my favorite exhibits.

I stumbled.

"What do you really do for a living?" she pressed.

I told her.

Fast forward four years. I go to a party. The host wants to set me up with a Jewish girl. I talk to the girl. She realizes that she used to work with my ex-girlfriend.

"I heard some really tawdry things about you," she said.

Pastor Craig Gross and the XXXChurch have arrived in Vegas.

He writes:

The team has arrived. Here is the run down this year. So, when you watch any recap videos you will understand what is happening.

1. THE HOUSE. We are all staying at “The Vegas Party House” I wanted the team to be together instead of all these separate hotel rooms which are normally not nice at the places I seem to book. So, solution rent a house. The house we found is called The Vegas Party House. We have six kids under four rocking the Party House, three married couples, and a few singles including Brandon…yes he is still single ladies. Each room comes with Leopard print robes, just see the flickr feed for a great shot of board member Bryan sporting the robe.

2. THE MISSION. Thousands of Jesus Loves Porn Stars Bibles to be given away at the AVN Adult Expo. The largest porn show if its kinds. It is good to be back in Vegas and hear comments like…”My Bible is on the table that I got last year or I read it every night. We have a team of ladies that are talking to the various people in the industry and handing out free shirts. Rachel who went to London with us is back heading up that side of the outreach. Heather and Annie from Las Vegas are working the show floor is well starting Thursday. We have a team of us at the booth talking with people and handing out the Bibles.

3. AWARDS. Saturday night my wife and I are actually going to be going to the award show and are able to spend some time with some great people that we have met from this industry.

4. CES. The Consumer Electronic Show is in town. So, Vegas is a mix of porn and electronics this week. Our buddies from Safe Eyes are in town for that and we look forward to catching up with them tonight at some point.

5. THANKFUL. I am so very thankful for this chance that we have to shine some light in a dark room this week.

My friend Donny Pauling is a preacher’s kid. He was a pornographer in Chico, CA. I always liked him because he could spell and punctuate correctly and write clearly. He was into the Kabbalah Centre. About nine months ago, Donny gave his life to Christ about nine months ago and now he’s in seminary to become a pastor. Here’s an excerpt from his blog:

From the boyfriend of a former model. He became her boyfriend after she had worked for me. This model keeps in touch with me from time to time.

My name is (Name removed) you don’t know me but my wonderful girlfriend had worked for you. Her name is (Name removed). When i heard she did a couple photoshoots with you it was probably the one thing that made me wonder if I could truly love her. I blamed you. I have since realized that I love that amazing girl no matter what. We have been together for a year. We have our own place together and couldn’t be happier. I had asked her why she still talked to you and what she said made a lot of sense.

“I have to learn to forgive myself and I want Donny to know I don’t blame him, he is probably doing enough of that on his own.”

I know a little about you from what she has told me and from the porn sunday blog you posted and I just wanted to let you know I think you’re doing good . I know it probably dosent mean much coming from someone you have never met but it makes me feel better to let you know. (Name removed) is loved with all my heart and is doing well. I hope life is good and that you are doing well also.

Wishing you the best of luck.
(Name removed)

This email… I don’t really know what I think about it. I can put myself in the place of this man and empathize with how he feels. This is the first email I’ve received from the boyfriend of a former model. I really am glad he contacted me.

Just a month or so ago I had another model that told me it’s hard for her to find a boyfriend. She’s an amazingly beautiful girl, but once a new love interest hears about the work she did for me he usually leaves. For a specific instance, she shared a story about a guy she’d been very interested in for quite some time. Things were progressing well for her until he learned about the modeling she’d done for me. As soon as he found out about it, he no longer wanted to date her. When she talked with her mother about it her mom said she could totally understand how the guy felt and didn’t blame him at all.

Both of these situations are examples of how porn affects the lives of those involved long after their “career” is over.

Here’s my response to the email above:

(Name removed),

I am glad you contacted me. I really don’t know what to say. I was a very selfish person, making money at the expense of other people for so long. I never took the time to consider how it would affect the models for the rest of their lives. I always justified my actions by saying “I warned them and they signed a release.” The truth is that I knew better. I had a bigger perspective. I chose myself over each and every model who worked for me.

I’m so glad you looked beyond the work (Name removed) did for me. She’s a really great girl who needs a good man in her life. She was young and naive, and I’m glad you don’t hold that against her.

I have no excuse, but thank God things have changed. As you know, I no longer produce porn. I now travel the country in an attempt to educate people about the realities of that industry. I don’t want to take away anyone’s rights to work in the business, consume porn, or produce it. But I do want people to realize there are real life consequences.

For what it’s worth: to you, as well as to her, I apologize. I wish the two of you nothing but the best. They say “what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger”. I don’t think that’s just a cliché. For (Name removed), and for me, I think it’s very true.

I was asked for my advice for Christians reaching out to porn stars. I said: Don’t let yourself go on automatic when you talk to people. Make sure you hear and feel what the person is communicating and you are responding to it as precisely as possible rather than just pouring your wisdom down their throat.

Brad A. Greenberg blogs:

On this Wednesday last year, Brent Hopkins and I drove his Civic (not my Civic) out I-15 to Las Vegas for the annual AVN Adult Entertainment Expo. I am fairly certain that will be the only time I spend 20 hours over two days at a porn convention. My excuse was that I was writing a big story about adult-industry Christian ministries for the LA Daily News‘ then-upcoming porn series.

I focused on the guys and gals of XXXChurch.com, "the #1 Christian porn site," who are the most prominent of the anti-adult-industry ministries. Another character in this milieu is a former stripper named Heather Veitch, (pictured on left) who runs JC’s Girls. I spoke with her last year at her booth, a black backdrop with furry pink accents, that was for some reason located in the gay porn section. She’s back in Vegas this week with Hooker for Jesus Annie Lobert, and an LA Times blog gives them some play.

One Vegas topless bar allows Veitch to come at night to buy lap dances and use the time to talk to the dancers about Jesus. I have been invited along for a future trip and am very curious to see how that works out. Veitch says she has received almost no hostility from the people she is trying to reach in Vegas, even those not at all interested in her message.

On the other hand, selling her fellow Christians on her project has been difficult. Veitch has found that some churches are not interested in populating congregations with strippers she has invited to services. And then it always comes back to her look. Veitch says, "The Christian community can be very judgmental. But we think our look lets girls in the industry identify with us."

For the upcoming 40,000-strong Adult Entertainment Expo, Veitch and Lobert will be working the convention floor, handing out cards and delivering their message to whoever will listen.

There is no question that patrons and performers at the porn convention are open to Veitch and XXXChurch and the handful of other ministries. But after watching these interactions, I wasn’t sure how effective they were. A lot of people listened, few people turned down the "Jesus Loves Porn Stars" Bibles handed out by XXXChurch, but they seemed to think it was more kitsch than Gospel.

Craig Gross, who runs XXXChurch, told me that people ask him all the time whether he feels like he is making a difference. And at one point he wasn’t so sure. In his book "The Dirty Little Secret," he writes about a guy who he thought he had helped free from the bondage of porn — only to find the guy later fly off the deep end.

Some Christians are cynical of Gross and his colleagues, claiming they’re a bunch of perverts who want an excuse to cavort with unnaturally endowed women. In a documentary, "Missionary Positions," one of the guys from XXXChurch (I can’t remember who) gets smacked by a more fire-and-brimstone preacher who thinks Gross is doing the work of the devil.

I don’t buy this. Certainly there are people who want out of the adult business. People like Keri Humble. And knowing that, these ministries just want to be there. Even if there is there.

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Pure Life Ministries

I have a lot of friends in the sex industry and I have a lot of friends among Christians who reach out to the sex industry.

Why do I write so much about this stuff? Because it’s fun and because a lot of men I know are sex addicts (anyone who’s ruining their life pursuing the high that comes from sexual release).

One of the Christian groups I’m acquainted with is Pure Life Ministries.

Here’s a Q&A from them on masturbation:

>>Isn’t masturbation ok if it keeps you from acting out in your sexual sin?

 

I’m afraid that your line of reasoning doesn’t fit with Scripture. It would be comparable to asking, “Wouldn’t it be acceptable for me to vent my anger toward someone by badmouthing them if it would keep me from hitting them?”

First of all, expressing hatred to someone or giving over to masturbation will only tend to lead a person on to deeper sin. Secondly, the lesser of two evils does not mean that something isn’t evil. This line of thinking is what often comes from church leaders who have long since thrown up their hands in acquiescence to sin. In my book Counseling the Sexual Addict I wrote: “A counselor who condones a habit simply because it seems too strong to overcome demonstrates a lack of understanding and experience of God’s power to set the captive free.”

The real issue you have to come to grips with is whether or not you believe masturbation is sinful. It sounds as if you already have been convicted about your habit but are looking for a way to hold onto it. I won’t take the time to explain my reasoning here, but I will briefly mention the reasons why I believe masturbation is sinful:

•    Sexuality was not created for personal enjoyment but as a way to express love to one’s mate.
•    Masturbation is self-centered behavior.
•    Jesus expressly calls His followers to deny themselves.
•    Masturbation is driven by lust and fantasy.
•    Masturbation causes a person to isolate from others.
•    Masturbation is controlling.
•    Masturbation causes feelings of guilt and shame—clear signs of its wrongness.
•    Masturbation opens the door to other sexual sin.

Rather than scrambling to find some way to justify retaining this pernicious habit, why not start getting serious about crying out to God for the power to overcome it? 

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I’m Gonna Start Praying For Those Dirty Little Whores

As I walk around Los Angeles, I see a lot of barely-dressed beautiful women.

It makes me angry that I can’t bang them all.

"I hate it when you use the word ‘bang,’" Cathy Seipp would tell me.

"OK. It makes me mad that I can’t pork them all."

"I prefer ‘bang’ then."

Here’s a great solution. Instead of cursing these tramps, I should pray for them.

I might actually do this but if I lost my anger I wouldn’t blog as much. I’d be happier but not as funny.

A minister’s wife writes on MySpace:

All this talk now on "ta ta’s in the church" has caused a great conversation to begin on something that definitely needed to be talked about.  Rather than posting what I have to say today in response to it all in the same blog or in hundreds of email responses, I thought it would be best to just start a new one as time is limited for me.  Sadly, the message in this blog might not be as popular.

So?!  Now guys are coming out of the word work and saying for the record that YES, seeing ta ta’s (breasts or cleavage) accentuated in church is  a problem for them and one they wish their sister’s in Christ would take more seriously.   Some responses have looked written in anger.  Which is totally understandable.  However we do need to remember Jesus response.  It was always done in love.  Whether that love was for the person in question or that love was for His Father and How he reverenced God.

So?  What would Jesus tell the men to do regarding "that woman" who is causing them to stumble?   Easy… pray for her.

My husband once told me that a sure bet to end lusting for a woman was to pray for her.  He said that this is something that he learned while at Pure Life Ministries.
They counseled the men to pray for women (or men) in public who distracted them from what they had set out to accomplish in that day.  So… my husband has prayed for women he doesn’t know in church, at the gas pump, at the grocery store, at work, and even on the highway.

I believe this is wisdom.

So, the next time you see a woman who is dressed provocatively — stop staring at her and start praying for her.  Intercede for her soul.  Ask God to work in her life and bring her to a place of freedom in HIM.  This is love.  This is freedom for YOU.

My friend Shelley Lubben writes:

Well, it looks like my team and I are ready for the AVN Porn Convention. I want to thank all of you who donated to this outreach to reach out to porn stars. They are going to love the gifts you sent in! Many of you are extremely generous and loving and will really make a difference in the precious lives of men and women in the adult film industry.

I am very excited to go and to just love on the porn stars and workers in the porn industry. My team and I are very loving and have nothing planned except to come in a Spirit of love and gentleness to the porn stars. Some have spread rumors that we come in harshness and with so-called bodyguards but it’s aboslutely not true. We are bringing two strong men to quietly watch over female volunteers who walk around the hotels. We are concerned about their safety being around so many stimulated porn fans (over 200,000) and want to take precautions. But trust me, our team is made mostly up of women. It’s funny how other organizations can go to the porn convention with men but we can’t? But the rumor that I have a "bodyguard" is not true. Jesus is my bodyguard!

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Free Comedy Walk In Downtown Los Angeles Thursday Night

Brady Westwater writes:

The first monthly – ALL FREE – Downtown Comedy Walk just announced a stellar line up of 30 comedy acts running from 8 PM – 9:30 PM as part of the Downtown Art Walk. Visit over 30 art galleries from noon to 9 PM – and then enjoy 30 different comic experiences at SIX different venues – all free – this Thursday January 10th, 2008.

Also available will be restaurants, bars, live music, stores and an indy bookstore. And you will get a rare chance to see the historic Tiffancy-designed Palm Court Ballroom (home of the Downtown Comedy Club) at the Alexandria, the inside of the historic 1910 Palace Theatre and the historic lobby of new LATC – again – all for free!

What’s the LATC? Los Angeles Theatre Center – four publicly owned theaters on Spring Street across from Alexandria and one block from Palace Theatre. Lobby is huge old bank lobby with massive three story stained glass ceiling. Almost as nice as Palm Court Ballroom in Alexandria. All are Pre- WW I buildings and Wyatt Earp used to run a faro game in one of them.

At Beth Jacob: "The Connection Between Jews and Superheroes. Rabbi Daniel Korobkin, well known pulpit rabbi and author will delight the crowd once again this year at Beth Jacob, with his sharp humor, great intellect and wonderful presentation. Tuesdays, Jan 8 & 15, 7:30 pm."

Also at Beth Jacob and around Pico/Robertson, Jerusalem Post columnist Caroline Glick will speak several times on Shabbat, Jan. 19.

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