Free Comedy Walk In Downtown Los Angeles Thursday Night

Brady Westwater writes:

The first monthly – ALL FREE – Downtown Comedy Walk just announced a stellar line up of 30 comedy acts running from 8 PM – 9:30 PM as part of the Downtown Art Walk. Visit over 30 art galleries from noon to 9 PM – and then enjoy 30 different comic experiences at SIX different venues – all free – this Thursday January 10th, 2008.

Also available will be restaurants, bars, live music, stores and an indy bookstore. And you will get a rare chance to see the historic Tiffancy-designed Palm Court Ballroom (home of the Downtown Comedy Club) at the Alexandria, the inside of the historic 1910 Palace Theatre and the historic lobby of new LATC – again – all for free!

What’s the LATC? Los Angeles Theatre Center – four publicly owned theaters on Spring Street across from Alexandria and one block from Palace Theatre. Lobby is huge old bank lobby with massive three story stained glass ceiling. Almost as nice as Palm Court Ballroom in Alexandria. All are Pre- WW I buildings and Wyatt Earp used to run a faro game in one of them.

At Beth Jacob: "The Connection Between Jews and Superheroes. Rabbi Daniel Korobkin, well known pulpit rabbi and author will delight the crowd once again this year at Beth Jacob, with his sharp humor, great intellect and wonderful presentation. Tuesdays, Jan 8 & 15, 7:30 pm."

Also at Beth Jacob and around Pico/Robertson, Jerusalem Post columnist Caroline Glick will speak several times on Shabbat, Jan. 19.

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Rabbi Baruch Lanner

Shmarya Rosenberg blogs:

Rabbi Baruch Lanner is due to be paroled this week.

Yochanan Lavie, a frequent FailedMessiah.com commenter, tells the story of his teenage encounters with rabbinic child abuser Rabbi Baruch Lanner.

These encounters include Lanner kneeing boys in the groin and Lanner sobbing about his own abusive childhood.

My Encounters With Rabbi Baruch Lanner
By Yochanan Lavie

After my family moved around the corner to an Orthodox synagogue, I was attracted to, and envious of, Sabbath observance. Reform Judaism seemed pallid and churchy to me. The Hertz Chumash used back then in our Reform synagogue was a subversive text. It spoke to me; that one could believe in the Torah as divine revelation and not be a knuckle-dragger. My study of Jewish history and lore also convinced me that Orthodox Judaism was more authentic. An article in The Village Voice by Carol Getzoff called “Tripping Out on Torah,” about ex-hippies becoming Lubavitchers made being frum seem cutting edge and cool. Also, corny as it seems now, Fiddler on the Roof was inspirational to me. So I stepped in to the Orthodox shul around the corner, not knowing what reception I would get, and started my spiritual journey. A year later, I convinced my open-minded parents to send me to Frisch, a Modern Orthodox yeshiva high school.

In short, I became a BT without knowing that the letters NCSY could be strung together in any meaningful way. I was fully Orthodox both ideologically and in praxis in high school. I didn’t "convert" through NCSY. I joined NCSY in high school, because I thought it would be inspirational, and help me meet people. I was immediately drawn to Baruch Lanner. He was fat, dumpy, talked like a duck, and dressed in bargain store chic before it was fashionable. Despite that, he was mesmerizing.

Lanner was indeed charismatic. He could leave a room full of kids spellbound, by his intense emotional appeals. Although obviously very intelligent, he preferred to go for the emotional jugular. For example, he talked about his father, who was a Holocaust survivor. I remember one speech (I think in was a Shabbaton in Asbury Park or Seaside Heights- one of those moribund former resort towns). Here is a close paraphrase:

One day my father asked me, “Baruch, what word can you make with the letters of the word moshiach?” I didn’t know, so he hit me. So he asked me again. I didn’t know, so he hit me. Finally, I said “yismach,” pleasure. And that’s the answer he wanted.

In another speech, he was crying about how he used to hate his father, who would lock him in a closet so he could be good. (I couldn’t make this up).

His typical Shabbaton havdalah service would involve dim lighting, a slow, emotionally evocative tune such as “Ani Ma’amim,” a sob story about the Holocaust, a Baal Teshuvah who was having a hard time, or some such thing. It would start off low key and pensive, and then be built up into a screaming, fire-and-brimstone guilt trip. Sometimes Lanner’s partner in crime, Nate Siegel, would be the one haranguing the audience. Nate and Baruch screamed into so many microphones I am surprised they never blew an amp.

Suddenly, after the service, “Boom, boom, boom,” went the drums, and “Yibeneh” would play. The lights would go on and “spontaneous” ruach dancing would ensue in a fast frenzy. From slow, introspective, and mystical, to an emotional crescendo and then a fervid release of energy. For hormone soaked teenagers, this was quite effective; this, despite the fact that Lanner never deviated from this formula. Dear reader, it worked on me….

A source tells me: "Lanner was the model that Mordecai Gafni based himself upon in many ways, particularly the recognition that his acts would likely be overlooked since he was "making kids frum". Gafni worked that circuit in his college years, during the peak Lanner years."

Here are some comments on the Failed Messiah blog:

The accusations against Lanner (and Gafni, Siegel, and Tendler later on) were well known to many; I was in NCSY at the time and knew many of the girls who he would harass, but the operative motto was that as long as they are making people frum it was OK. NJ NCSY advisors had as their operating procedure, make the girls fall in love with you so that they’d want to become frum. Of course, this was all small change compared to what happened when we got to Neveh Yehoshua and ran into Rabbi Ben Zion Sobol, who systematically sodomized perhaps dozens of boys before he was caught; his only punishment was having to work a cushy job at Feldheim as a result. The fact remains that the heros, such as Rabbi Blau, were marginalized at the time, and only when the "outside world" acted, was there some pretense of indignation against these cases of abuse. Sobol, Tendler and Gafni are still out there, of course; the former is still hailed as a "talmid chochom" and accepted in his community because he "did teshuva" as it were. So the situation is only a bit better than it was back in those days, as anyone who follows these things knows. As pointed out above, these are not one time issues; continued vigilance remains the answer.

In the Sobol case the accusations were already present in 1977, the year the yeshiva opened. The "right thing" was only done when an embarrassing incident transpired that became well known. And the point is that while Neve did the right thing, the community didn’t, he was "protected" as a former Rosh Yeshiva, etc. Plus, Itri money was involved.

By the way, I’d leave Matt Tropp alone, he was young when this happened. I was also there when all this was happening, both as a high school kid and later as an advisor, all of that inner circle- Tropp, Taubes, Siegel (though he had his own problems in NY NCSY) was so mesmerized by Lanner that almost anyone active in Etz Chayim those days was in some ways a victim.

The sad thing was that Gafni was a kid then as well, and who knows how much of this role modeling affected him. When he became the neo-Lanner with GPSY, he emulated Lanner in many ways, but went even further in that he cancelled davening at his Shabbatons, because the important thing "for making kids frum" was hearing him (ie, being seduced by him carrying on, swaying, etc). This whole manipulative bit (making kids cry at Havdala, using Holocaust stories to make kids feel guilty, etc) was deeply embedded in the 70s-80s "kiruv" movement. The Seminar program run by YU had previously been the last bastion against this approach, but it was then given to Gafni to run, and that was the end of that. So there was an implicit societal acceptance of a whole set of means to an end that at the very least facilitated this kind of criminal outcome. We must never allow that to happen again.

I’m still not over the fact that Rabbi Willig, who was in charge of the Beis Din in 1989 and found Lanner not guilty, then recanted over 10 years later and apologized in public, is *still* head of the Beis Din today? How can we trust someone who covered up for such a horrible person such as Lanner, be head of beis din, still? Should he not be punished? Shouldn’t he have the decency after ruining the lives of these children and telling the world that the testamony of these children was false, shouldn’t he have the decencey to step down? If the beis din can make an error so large, I think it disqualifies the entire system. He shouldn’t step down, Rabbi Willig should be removed.

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Camera Of Death vs. Kim Kardashian and Borat’s Hooker

Click here for the photos.

Here’s video of my interview with horror queen Melissa Barcela. She spends most of "Pink Eye" tied to a bed, which saved on location costs.

WireImage PR Photos

As Jennie Garth (Dancing with the Stars) walks in, I notice my camera lens is covered in a film of moisture. It’s a couple of minutes before I can focus and snap with it. I only get one decent picture of her.

I hear Dr. Manny on Fox News say that dancing is one of the best things you can do to extend your life.

IGN Babes reports:

January 7, 2008 – One of Stars’ most popular – and definitely one of its hottest – babes, model,actress, producer and uber-hottie Melissa Bacelar returns. And she brings one hell of a gory, scary movie with her!

Melissa told us all about Pink Eye in November, an old-fashioned, blood-to-the-walls horror movie that, Melissa claims, unleashes on audiences the scariest killer "since Freddy Kruger". Damn. You can be the judge when Pink Eye premieres Tuesday, Jan. 8th, in Los Angeles.

London’s newspaper "The Sun" reports:

RACHEL HUNTER showed off her shapely figure at a fashion show in Hollywood last night.

The sexy supermodel – ex wife of rocker ROD STEWART – was helping launch Slim Fast’s Style Your Slim weight loss campaign.

The show featured 10 diet success stories in a catwalk show wearing designs by Chloe Dao, the winner of the second series of America’s Project Runway.

But it was Rachel – a Slim Fast success story – who really stole the show.

An audience member said: “Rachel looked dazzling in her low-cut gown.”

The Gossip Girls report:

Rachel Hunter kept up her “Find Your Slim” campaign by hosting a “Style Your Slim” fashion show last night, held at Boulevard 3 in Hollywood, California.

Sponsored by Ultra Slim-Fast, the night consisted of “10 weight loss success stories in a runway show wearing designs by Chloe Dao, the season two winner of Project Runway, in a celebration of setting and achieving realistic weight loss goals, and body diversity.”

Hunter, who entered into the partnership with Slim-Fast earlier this year, is a Slim-Fast success story herself, as well as an “advocate for this campaign because of the positive message it sends to women everywhere to find the weight that is right for them.”

Celebrities joining in on the fashionable fun with Rachel included Kim Kardashian, Jennie Garth, Stacy Keibler, and Jamie Pressly.

From the New York Post: "November 20, 2007 — MOST men don’t find high heels very macho, but for Matthew Mellon, they took away his entire manhood. The ex-husband of Jimmy Choo founder Tamara Mellon tells next month’s W magazine, "When your wife makes $100 million during the course of your marriage, it’s quite a shocker . . . I felt like my masculinity had been stripped from me. I feel like my b – – – s are in a jar, like a Damien Hirst artwork on the mantelpiece.""

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Israel’s Richest Man Moves To London

From Haaretz:

Israeli diamond billionaire Lev Leviev, who immigrated to Israel from Uzbekistan in 1971, has bought the most expensive new property ever sold in Britain -a $70 million home with a bullet-proof front door costing $100,000, British real estate dealers said on Tuesday.

The 51-year-old businessman best known for his diamond trading company and who is estimated to be worth $6.5 billion, is expected to move with his wife and two of his nine children.

Leviev, who is said to have immigrated to Israel without a penny to his name, also has homes in Israel, New York and Moscow, but is thought to favor a move to London because of high taxes in Israel.

The seven-bedroom house in the exclusive north London district of Hampstead boasts a $1.5 million stone staircase constructed using 150-year-old carving techniques and an indoor swimming pool with gold-plated mosaic tiles.

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News Host Glenn Beck ‘Fesses Up to Butt Surgery

From AOL: "A few days ago we reported on Glenn Beck’s mysterious surgery and seeming breakdown. Well, the depression and the beard are gone, and good ol’ Glenn was back on the air this week to explain his surgery. And, despite his wild freak-out, the ‘Real Story’ is that it was … ‘butt surgery.’ Watch for more gory details."

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70 artists from the Sudan to South America Collaborate In Music

From JewishJournal.com: "Israeli music sensation Idan Raichel, creator of The Idan Raichel Project shares his thoughts with Danielle Berrin of JewishJournal.com before his Nov. 2007 performance at UCLA’s Royce Hall."

Danielle Berrin says: "During a recent tour stop at UCLA’s Royce Hall, I spent an evening backstage with Idan Raichel, creator of The Idan Raichel Project, a multicultural music fusion of ethnic artists from around the world. "The Project," as they call themselves, includes 70 artists from the Sudan to South America (though only a select few travel on tour), and they collaborate musically in Israel. Before The Project performed to a wildly enthusiastic L.A. audience, Idan shared his thoughts on Israel, put national politics in their place, and revealed the things that inspire his music."

Luke says: I love how Idan Raichel is asked by Danielle, "What does being Jewish mean to you?" And he says, "Being a good person in the Ten Commandments way…"

Yeah, that’s a good one. That’s really distinctively Jewish. Like non-Jews don’t believe in being a good person in the Ten Commandments way? I’m sure he’s really strict with his observance of the Ten Commandments, keeping the Sabbath and honoring his parents and putting God first…

Still, it is a new year and I have resolved to be less cynical.

I admit I only resolved this while watching Danielle’s video.

She makes me want to be a better man.

It is time to come clean with you, my reader.

I am a sex addict and I will be getting help.

No, I don’t wank the day away, and no I don’t chase women all night. Rather, I keep sticking sex into the most inappropriate places such as this blog post. I can’t believe I am writing about such a tawdry subject in the middle of this uplifting video about peace and love and the Ten Commandments.

I am truly sick. I recognize this sickness. I know that I am helpless without the Higher Power. I am going to join a group of bloggers addicted to writing about sex. I will make amends to Danielle and Amy and the others I’ve wronged. I will write three Torah posts from here on for every smutty post…

But first I’ve got to cover the premiere of "Pink Eye For The Straight Guy."

According to imdb.com: "Pink Eye is set in a small town in upstate New York, at a prison-like, dilapidated insane asylum where secret drug testing has gone inexplicably wrong. Patients are dying in sick and twisted ways and those who survive are becoming raging, homicidal lunatics. It’s only a matter of time before all hell breaks loose and the patients begin to crave freedom to take their vengeance out on the world outside. When one patient does escape deformed, angry and far beyond insane, he brings death and terror to an unsuspecting town and everyone in it."

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Flame War Sputters Out Between Christian Sex Worker Evangelists

TheRealJCSGirls writes on MySpace:

To My FELLOW CHRISTIANS. I JUST WANT TO EXPRESS MY DEEPEST HEARTFELT APPOLOGY to Jcsgirls founders Heather Veitch, Lori Albee, and Tanya Huerter. For the last few days I have been posting anonymous hate mail under the guise of REALJCSGIRLS that was intended to slander JCSGIRLS and today the Lord has finally responded. As I was waking up, I felt a sharp pain in my chest. I thought I was having a heart attack and I thought I was going to die. At that second, I did not see myself in heaven, but burning in the ever lasting fires of hell. In a split second all my transgressions against Heather and many of her friends flashed before my eyes. What I thought were acts in the name of Jesus and the holy bible, turned out to be nothing more than the lowest desires human can have. I wanted Heather hurt. I wanted her dead. Why? Because I was so jealous of her I could not stand it. I was reaching out to women in the sex industry before heather, but when she came along, she got all the attention. I was angry with God for overlooking me and let my emotions get the better of me. Not only did I seek to destroy Heather myself, but I dishonestly led others, like my good friends who trusted me, to slander and harm Heather in anyway we could.

But now, with my heart beating its last beats, I suddenly realized the devil had grabbed my heart and my mind and deceived me as only the devil could. And then, as only the devil would, made me realize that it was all a cruel, cruel, hoax of evil in my heart as I lay dying. It was at that moment that I reached out. I cried Jesus name aloud… I cried Jesus SAVE ME! SAVE ME! An eternity passed, but then, I swear to you, the pain in my heart lifted and I heard the soft southing voice of the holy spirit. It only said, "I am with you…" I waited for more but nothing came. I wanted that voice to take me. I wanted to die right there and disappear into the heavens with that voice. But there was only calm and the soft sounds of birds outside my window. All my chest pain was gone. Slowly, I got out of bed. I fell to my knees in prayer as the tears rushed from my eyes.

I notice that this poster says she is 39yo. Shelley Lubben is also 39. They’re both ex-sex workers turned evangelists. When TheRealJCsGirls had MySpace friends, they included Shelley Lubben and Crissy Moran (a friend of Shelley’s)… So is TheRealJCsGirls Shelley Lubben?

No way, says Shelley. She emails me: "Absolutely not! Some lady put a bunch of us women who have sex industry ministries in her top friends and spoke against jcsgirls. I wrote and told her it was wrong."

Dawn Reinas says she is not TheRealJCsGirls.

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Obama Is Like A Stripper, Hillary Is Like Your Wife

Greg Gutfeld had that comment on Red Eye last night (Fox News):

So, while watching the debates over the weekend, I figured out why Obama is rising in popularity, and why Hilary is sinking like something that sinks. Obama doesn’t have to do a damn thing but sit there and look pretty, and we love him. And Hilary doesn’t have to do a damn thing but sit there and look constipated, and you hate her.

In a nutshell: Obama is a stripper and Hilary is your wife. Think about it. When you go to a strip club, you see the very best attributes of the stripper you’re ogling. You see her curves and her implants, but you see none of her problems. You don’t see her meth habit, her biker ex-boyfriend, the box of severed ears she keeps in her closet. But with your wife, you are familiar not with only the good, but with the bad. The very bad. And this is why men sometimes prefer strippers to their wives.

But, once you leave your wife and start dating a stripper – you quickly find out that she’s far worse than your wife could ever be. Your wife doesn’t eat her own hair, for example. If the elections were held now, Obama would probably win – which is essentially like marrying a stripper after spending a weekend with her in Vegas, doing lines off her butt. But unlike that entirely made up scenario which definitely didn’t happen to me in 1992 when I had long hair and a competitive bobsled racer’s physique, a quickie election can’t be annulled. If you tie the knot with Obama, as shapely as he is, you’re stuck with him for at least four years.

And that’s why I recommend ditching both of them and voting for me. I promise a unicorn in every pot and a houseboy in every bed.

And if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler.

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Some Brand-Name Bloggers Say Stress of Posting Is a Hazard to Their Health

Dan Fost writes for the NYT:

Om Malik’s blog, GigaOm, regularly breaks news about the technology industry. Last week, the journalist turned blogger broke a big story about himself. Mr. Malik, 41, blogged that he had suffered a heart attack on Dec. 28.

“I was able to walk into the hospital for treatment that night and have been recovering here ever since,” Mr. Malik wrote. “With the support of my family and my team, I am on the road to a full recovery. I am going to be O.K.”

His heart attack — and his blogging about it — raises the issue of what happens when a blogger becomes a name brand.

“The trouble with a personal brand is, you’re yoked to a machine,” said Paul Kedrosky, a friend of Mr. Malik’s who runs the Infectious Greed blog. “You feel huge pressure to not just do a lot, but to do a lot with your name on it. You have pressure to not just be the C.E.O., but at the same time to write, and to do it all on a shoestring. Put it all together, and it’s a recipe for stress through the roof.”

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Obama Is Going To Be The Dems’ Nominee

A Jewish friend calls. "People born of babyboomer children like me grew up that we owe blacks and that any time a black person comes along, we should vote for them. We should give them a helping hand. We should give them a free pass.

"This is the guy. All kids my age and younger are voting for Obama. This guy has the ultimate free pass. He’s clean. He can speak. He had a job (as a lawyer). This it!

"The Democracts love to go for the cutting edge and he’s cutting edge. You don’t get the Democractic nomination just because you’re owed it. They don’t care. This is a secular religion for them and Obama’s the chosen one. Republicans are more sedate."

"Nobody in the news media will write anything negative about Obama because they’ve been trained that they owe the blacks a free pass."

"The Democratic base wants a shvartze so bad. The media wants a shvartze. Just as the media wants a shvartze quaterback to win the Super Bowl (Donovan McNabb), they want a shvartze president."

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