Roger Cohen On Iran’s Jews

Jason Maoz writes:

It would be easier to take Cohen’s reporting from Iran at face value if one weren’t acquainted with his biases and preconceptions, but by writing the following he sort of gave the game away even to readers less familiar with his history of sanctimonious posturing:

 

One way to look at Iran’s scurrilous anti-Israel tirades is as a provocation to focus people on Israel’s bomb, its 41-year occupation of the West Bank, its Hamas denial, its repetitive use of overwhelming force. Iranian language can be vile, but any Middle East peace – and engagement with Tehran – will have to take account of these points.

 

So there you have it. Whether or not those Jews Cohen spoke with are truly representative of Iranian Jewry is a matter open to debate. But Cohen’s attempt to rationalize Iran’s genocidal threats against Israel by putting the onus on Israeli actions and policies (leave it to a liberal to blame the victim) calls into question both his motives and his judgment.
 
In a February 1991 article in Commentary, the late Jerusalem Post editorial page editor David Bar Illan wrote that when the aforementioned Mike Wallace traveled to Syria in 1975, he "gave a clean bill of health to [Syrian dictator Hafez] Assad’s treatment" of the Syrian Jewish community. "He was particularly delighted to show that the Jews of Syria – though suffering from some travel restrictions – were quick to declare on camera that if they could only join the Syrian army they would be eager to fight against Israel."
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‘My Wife Hates You’

I’m friends with a lot of guys whose wives hate me.

I’ll be sailing along thinking everything is hunky dory between us and then suddenly I’ll say something and I’ll see her temperature has turned ice cold towards me. And it never changes.

Once it was when I said this secular girl I was dating would have to start going to shul with me or we’d be through. And the wife just took a strong exception to my statement. She didn’t say anything. Her body language just changed.

Another time I was explaining to the Mrs. over Shabbat dinner what "hooking up" meant.

"Thank goodness we’re Orthodox and we don’t have to deal with that," she said. And forever after, her demeanor was icey towards me.

Most of the time these blokes have no problem telling me, "My wife hates you."

It’s unsettling. It’s enough to make me think there must be something wrong with me.

I’ll never be able to top one friend who told me: "Here’s how things stand in this house: I don’t trust you. My wife hates you. My kids fear you."

I often feel like I am holding on by a thread. And the name of that thread is "Orthodox Judaism."

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Molesting Girls

I was crashing with this girl a few years ago. I was being all honorable and just trying to get to sleep when she said to me, "Why aren’t you trying to molest me?"

She was hurt that I hadn’t even tried.

I’m such a princess that I rarely make the first move.

The other day, I needed a place to crash and I crashed with this nice Jewish girl I’d just met. She’d sworn me to keep it "613" and I did.

Now she says: "Why is it that I am so irresistable to Jewish men? You have been the only one to keep it shomer mitzvot. Do you find me revolting?"

"I met this guy who was good friends with a good friend of mine. i felt "comfortable" wiht him instantly. AND, b/c he knows my best friend (who is like a brother to me) and i told him that, i thought he would be a little more respectful b/c he spoke so highly of him as a person and a doctor. Well, Modern Orth homeboy was all over me…within 10 mins, wanting to hold my hand, etc. i even ate kosher pizza for him ugh! i’m still starving. so, then he rushed me out of the jew pizza spot and so then we walked and then we came back to my hotel lobby…to just hang and he wanted to see my "view" and i was like…i dont think so. and he was like playing with my hands…and it was annoying. so when i started asking him about his beliefs and what prayers he does, etc. he didnt wnat to talk about that. he just wanted to get in my pants. and i was like…i’m tired. and so he has to work in the morning. so he left and i’m hungry. OH…and the best part was…these ortho jews at the kosher pizza place…were totally staring at me and talking shit…i think they were saying "why is this shiksa here??" and he was like…"you’re being paranoid"."

Jane: do you want to make an appt for that when i get back to LA?
Luke: NO!
Jane: why!
Luke: A guy with a beard is more likely to be a gentleman. You don’t get that. It’s a public declaration of your religiosity.
Jane: Ummm…maybe that MIGHT be true, but you are sexy without it
Luke: God is more important to me than sex. Is that weird?
Jane: Wear a huge star of David and people will think the same. i know thats not true. I’l have sex with you if you shave that thing. So lame. You will never find a girl with that thing.
Luke: Because you look a certain way and are secular compared to the Orthodox, Orthodox guys who aren’t interested in marrying you are going to think you are easy and will try to molest you.
Jane: Only Orthodox guys try to molest me on the first date.
Jane: I thought you were smart and had a lot of things going on when I met you, but there came a point when I just felt bad for you. And I didn’t want to feel bad for you. It’s like when you feel bad for the busboy. I don’t like feeling bad for people.
Luke: A lot of people feel bad for me. There’s something pathetic and broken about me. I feel like a loser much of the time, like a f—-up. Something happened in my early childhood and the normal way that people attach to each other, that didn’t develop in me. If you met my dad, you’d understand why I am the way I am. I have these huge shame issues, it comes with having a self-made high-achieving father who can’t help — despite the best of Christian intentions — letting those around him know when they don’t measure up to his lofty standards.

There comes a time at every social gathering when I feel like I have "LOSER!" stamped across my forehead and everyone else in the room knows it too.

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Why Won’t God Heal Amputees?

I’ve heard thousands of stories about the power of prayer to effect divine intervention into your life, but how come there are no cases of prayer causing God to help an amputee grow a limb? We have no evidence of it ever happening. How come God answers all sorts of prayers but never the prayers of amputees? It makes me think that the idea of prayer persuading God to anything is a crock.

At Limmud LA 2009, sitcom writer and Orthodox Jew Jeff Astroff said that God helped him find parking spaces.

Yeah, well, how come we have zero evidence that God has ever helped an amputee grow a limb? I guess God is too busy helping Jeff find his precious parking spaces.

From the superb website WhyWontGodHealAmputees.com:

Let’s imagine that you visit your doctor one day, and he tells you that you have cancer. Your doctor is optimistic, and he schedules surgery and chemotherapy to treat your disease. Meanwhile, you are terrified. You don’t want to die, so you pray to God day and night for a cure. The surgery is successful, and when your doctor examines you again six months later the cancer is gone. You praise God for answering your prayers. You totally believe with all your heart that God has worked a miracle in your life.

The obvious question to ask is: What cured you? Was it the surgery/chemotherapy, or was it God? Is there any way to know whether God is playing a role or not when we pray?

Unless you take the time to intelligently analyze this situation, it looks ambiguous. God might have miraculously cured your disease, as many Christians believe. But God might also be imaginary, and the chemotherapy drugs and surgery are the things that cured you. Or your body’s immune system might have cured the cancer itself.

When your tumor disappeared, in other words, it might simply have been a complete coincidence that you happened to pray. Your prayer may have had zero effect.

How can we determine whether it is God or coincidence that worked the cure? One way is to eliminate the ambiguity. In a non-ambiguous situation, there is no potential for coincidence. Because there is no ambiguity, we can actually know whether God is answering the prayer or not.

That is what we are doing when we look at amputees.

Think about it this way. The Bible clearly promises that God answers prayers. For example, in Mark 11:24 Jesus says, "Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours." And billions of Christians believe these promises. You can find thousands of books, magazine articles and Web sites talking about the power of prayer. According to believers, God is answering millions of their prayers every day.

So what should happen if we pray to God to restore amputated limbs? Clearly, if God is real, limbs should regenerate through prayer. In reality, they do not.

Why not? Because God is imaginary. Notice that there is zero ambiguity in this situation. There is only one way for a limb to regenerate through prayer: God must exist and God must answer prayers. What we find is that whenever we create a unambiguous situation like this and look at the results of prayer, prayer never works. God never "answers prayers" if there is no possibility of coincidence.

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I Bought A $200 Air Purifier For The Hovel

It seemed like a good investment. It finally arrived Friday. I had pure air all Shabbat!

I went to this link and bought this.

I have a carpet floor in the hovel and even at my busiest I spend 12 hours a day here, so I might as well breathe good stuff.

Perhaps I was influenced by this new history of smog in LA.

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‘Losing My Religion: How I Lost My Faith Reporting on Religion in America-and Found Unexpected Peace’

Instead of going to shul Shabbos morning (I was exhausted, I have a sore and swollen right knee from doing squats in yoga), I stayed home and read a great new book by former Los Angeles Times religion reporter William Lobdell — "Losing My Religion: How I Lost My Faith Reporting on Religion in America-and Found Unexpected Peace".

What surprised me was how little resonance his Christian journey has for the convert to Orthodox Judaism. OJ in practice is more lifestyle than systematic theology. If you do Orthodox Judaism and you’re not retarded, you connect deeply with other people and form strong bonds. Most people won’t then sever those ties even when they have crises of faith. Even if you don’t believe in the efficacy of prayer, you don’t stop keeping Shabbos.

Almost all of the religious texts Lobdell quotes at the beginning of chapters are from the New Testament.

On page 128, Lobdell writes about Mormons: "Perhaps what mattered wasn’t theology, but the quality of life it created."

Damn straight.

Lobdell quotes theology-obsessed Dr. David Berger saying that Chabad is "a clear and present danger to Judaism."

Lobdell writes:

"Danger? Here’s what I saw: a group of people who, on the whole, lived out their Jewish faith in a way that outshined most of Judaism. Their leaders, rabbi-and-wife emissary teams called schluchim, didn’t mind doing the dirty work — living in remote outposts in lifetime assignments, earning modest salaries and ministering to nonreligious Jews. From my reporting and talking to others who had covered the movement, I found most Lubavitchers to be happy and content with their lives. The evidence for that is in their children — more than 70% in California, where the best statistics are kept — also become schluchim. Imagine what would happen to any faith group if 70% of its pastors’ offspring became pastors themselves. It always struck me as ironic that one of the best evangelical denominations was found in Judaism among the Lubavitchers. For me, their actions produced an attractive portrait of faith in action." (Pg. 75-76)

Lobdell attends a conference of ex-Mormons. "The ex-Mormons warmly welcomed me, as had the victims of clergy sexual abuse. They were thankful that someone — even a stranger, even a journalist — would listen to them."

"The lost faces of former Mormons and the callous treatment they suffered stuck with me. Their tormenters were not conspirators; the church did not need to order anyone to freeze them out. Surely the remarkably harsh and widespread reaction against them was a sign of insecurity: declaring Mormon belief a house of cards was a serious threat that evoked defensive hostility." (Pg. 132, 133)

Lobdell specialized in Roman Catholic clergy abuse stories. "For 2,000 years, the church has policed itself and rarely answered to anyone. Despite words crafted by the bishops’ public relations people, this mindset hasn’t changed overnight — and won’t for the forseeable future. To many in the clergy, the public scrutiny during the sex scandal seemed like an attack on the church, which they believed was the sole possessor of the truth. I think that’s why the bishops and church’s attorneys attacked the victims who came forward in the past with disproportional viciousness." (Pg. 143)

"The Catholic church presents an extreme case of institutional deference, which helps explain the success of the cover-up of abuse for so many decades. Members of the laity aren’t supposed to question their "fathers."" (Pg. 145)

Lobdell wonders why he can find so few courageous Christians willing to speak out about evil in their midst. "Shouldn’t faith, if you truly had it, give you the strength to grow some balls and do the right thing, no matter the consequences?" (Pg. 165)

"Why did Christianity produce so few people like Justin and so many others like Christian public relations guru Larry Ross, who, though wildly talented and professing a deep Christian belief, have no problem promoting a charlatan like [Benny] Hinn?"

From Wikipedia:

By far the most controversial aspect of Hinn’s ministry is his claim to have the "anointing", the special power given to him by God to heal the sick. At Hinn’s Miracle Crusades, he has allegedly healed attendees of blindness, deafness, cancer, AIDS, and severe physical injuries. Since 1993, however, investigative news reports by programs such as Inside Edition, Dateline NBC, the Australian edition of 60 Minutes, and several network affiliates in the United States have called these claims into question.

Hinn made a number of unfulfilled (religious) prophecies for the 90s, such as God will destroy America’s homosexual community in 1995 or the death of Fidel Castro,[8] election of the first female president of the USA,[9] the East Coast of the United States will be devastated by earthquakes,[8] etc., all before the third millennium. Hinn also appeared on the Trinity Broadcasting Network in October 1999 to claim that God had given him a vision that thousands of dead people would be resurrected after watching the network — laying out a scenario of people placing their dead loved ones’ hands on TV screens tuned into the station — and that TBN would be "an extension of Heaven to Earth." Hinn has also claimed that Adam was a "superbeing" who could fly to the Moon; that God froze the Red Sea with his breath when he parted it; and that Christ would make a personal appearance at a crusade in Nairobi, Kenya, in 2001[citation needed].

In April 2001 HBO aired a documentary called "A Question of Miracles" on Hinn and fellow faith healer Reinhard Bonnke. [10] The director Antony Thomas told CNN‘s Kyra Phillips that they did not find cases where people were healed by Hinn.[11] Thomas told the New York Times about Hinn’s claims, "If I had seen miracles, I would have been happy to trumpet it . . . but in retrospect, I think they do more damage to Christianity than the most committed atheist."[12]

In 2002, Joe Nickell of the Skeptical Inquirer wrote a critical analysis of Hinn’s healing claims.[1] Nickell cited information that Hinn’s cures have not been documented by independent reviews, and said "there is a danger that people who believe themselves cured will forsake medical assistance that could bring them relief or even save their lives."[1]

In March 2005, Ministry Watch, an independent evangelical organization which reviews Christian ministries for financial transparency and efficiency and advises potential donors accordingly, issued a Donor Alert stating that "the reported exorbitant spending of the Hinn family reveals that BHM has far more money than it needs to carry out its ministry" and advising Christians to "prayerfully consider withholding contributions to Benny Hinn" while praying for his restoration and repentance.[13] Benny Hinn Ministries is not a member of the Evangelical Council for Financial Accountability.[14]

In November 2006 the CBC Television show the fifth estate did a special titled "Do You Believe in Miracles" on the apparent transgressions committed by Benny Hinn’s ministry.[15] With the aid of hidden cameras and crusade witnesses, the producers of the show attempted to demonstrate Benny’s misappropriation of funds, his fabrication of the truth, and the way in which his staff chose crusade audience members to come on stage for televised healings.[15] According to the show the seriously disabled who attend his healings are interviewed and then weeded out from ever getting the chance to come on stage. Instead, those who have minor injuries are brought up in their place. [15] Benny Hinn claims proof from the faithful’s doctors that healings have been successful.[15] However according to the show none of these doctor notes have ever been produced as evidence to his claims.[15]

In December 2006, BHM sent out a mailing asking for donations towards a new Gulfstream G4SP jet valued at an estimated US$36 million and costing over US$600,000/year to maintain and operate.[16]

Another disturbing facet of Hinn’s organization is the 1998 deaths of two members of his "inner circle" from heroin overdoses, Mario C. Licciardello’s (brother of the Christian singer, Carman) investigation of those deaths, Hinn’s suing of Licciardello and his strangely coincidental death the day before Hinn was to give his deposition that would have resulted in Hinn’s files being publicly released. An out of court settlement was reached with Licciardello’s widow.[17]

Where is the Christian Gary Rosenblatt? Gary is an Orthodox Jew and a deeply committed part of the Jewish community. He edits his newspaper The Jewish Week with an eye for helping Jews and Judaism. Yet he willing to undertake tough investigative reporting. I don’t know of any Christian equivalent to Gary Rosenblatt. For all its shortcomings, the parochial Jewish press is far more hard-hitting about the Jewish community than Christian publications are about the Christian community.

William Lobdell writes: "Besides a handful of secular media outlets and a few fringe Christian organizations, no one is bothered enough by Hinn’s antics and the harm he does to people and the Body of Christ to call him out. Many fear the tight relationship between Hinn and the leaders of the Trinity Broadcasting Network — coming out against the faith healer would mean incurring the wrath of the world’s largest religious broadcaster. The Christian media, whose voice could make a difference with believers, have shied away from most criticism as well. In general, the Christian media is extremely hesitent to undertake investigative reporting on Christian organizations, no matter how corrupt. Controversy — and the resulting loss of advertisers and readers — scares them. …I started to wonder why my faith had so few people of principle." (Pg. 187)

When Lobdell began investigating TBN: "I received threatening phone calls. A man with a menacing voice asked if I would be driving my usual way home that night and warned me to watch my back. Another caller said that a private investigator had discovered an illicit affair I was having with a male newsroom colleague (not true). A pastor in Riverside, California launched a website devoted to "bringing me down" because I was doing Satan’s work. He posted a series of lies about me (such as that my editors had kicked me off the story) along with personal information about my family and me. He solicited donations so he could hire a private investigator to dig up dirt." (Pg. 189)

"It was discouragingly easy — though incredibly surprising — to find out that Christians, as a group, acted no differently than anyone else, including atheists. Sometimes they performed a little better; other times a little worse. But the Body of Christ didn’t stand out as morally superior. Some of my data came from secular institutions such as the Pew Research Center and the Gallup Poll, but the most devastating information was collected by the Barna Group, a respected research company run by an evangelical Christian worried about the health of Christianity in America." (Pg. 204, 205)

"If you are having doubts about God, you don’t want to find yourself on St. Michael Island, Alaska, where a single Catholic missionary raped an entire generation of Alaska Native boys." (Pg. 215)

"Just as there is a large network of clergy sexual abuse survivors, there are also several national support groups for women whose children were conceived by Catholic priests. Most of the priests have spurned their children. Their superiors generally offer little support — morally or financially — for these kids." (Pg. 254)

"Then-Archbishop of Portland William Joseph Levada, now a cardinal in the Vatican and close advisor to Pope Benedict XVI, argued in a motion that the "birth of the plaintiff’s child and the resultant expenses…are the result of the plaintiff’s own negligence," specifically because she engaged in "unprotected intercourse." …Legal documents filed on behalf of Levada, one of the top Catholic leaders in the world, argued that Stephanie was negligent because she had not used birth control — even though birth control is a mortal sin in Catholicism." (Pg. 256)

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Writing A Gossip Column For The Los Angeles Times

ChaimAmalek: If you do, I will take this as proof that there is an afterlife, and that Cathy Seipp interceded on your behalf.
ChaimAmalek:  You are recession-proof
ChaimAmalek:  And that could be yet ANOTHER book you could write – "How to be recession-proof"
ChaimAmalek:  You’d be rich and famous if you did what I told you to do
ChaimAmalek:  Every Bais Yakov girl in LA would be throwing herself at your tzitzit
ChaimAmalek:  Rabbi Gershon’s edict would be repealed in your case, just so you could marry multiple women
ChaimAmalek:  Whose wealthy fathers would gladly support you.
ChaimAmalek:  If you did what I tell you
ChaimAmalek:  The nihilist in me is really rockin’ this Barak Obama
ChaimAmalek:  Taxing the stuffing out of the rich

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Over Shabbos, I Penetrated The Mystery Of Love

Today I read Rabbi Dr. Marc Gafni‘s 2003 book "The Mystery of Love."

I was surprised to find it such an erotically charged book. I thought it would be boring.

From page 68: "The model for eros is virtually always the sexual. Mystical sources about with the ritualized eroticism in the Synagogue service. The Torah scroll is taken out of the ark for public reading and study. She is undressed. Her lavish coverings are removed, revealing a scroll of bare animal skin. She is then laid on the altarlike reading table and rolled open. The readers places a phalliclike pointer on the spread parchment between the two scrolled sides and begins to chant the text aloud."

Wow. I’d never thought of that.

On page 107, Marc Gafni writes: Many years ago, when I was nineteen, I broke up a relationship with a woman whom I loved with all of my heart. Though not yet a rabbi, nor even a teacher, I felt powerfully called to the spirit. I believed, as I had been taught, that only a full curbing of sexuality would allow me to be sufficiently pure to answer my spiritual calling. My teachers at the seminary reinforced my desire for piety and "purity" and lauded my decision. I broke off the relationship abruptly — honestly citing my need for purity as my primary motive.

Although I was completely unaware of it then, it was — in retrospect — probably the greatest sin of my life. Paradoxically it was the fear of what I thought to be sin that brought about the greatest sin — the inability to see one I loved and who loved me. About six months after we broke up I received a letter from her that had apparently been written six months earlier and gotten lost in the mail. It was a beautiful note. I cried for about two hours when I read it. I did not cry again for twelve years, when I was thirty-one.

At that time I was married and needed to make a decision about getting divorced. I went to the person who had been my primary teacher for many years. The first words out of his mouth, before he really had a chance to think, were, "But you will ruin your career." It was the first in a series of moments of clarity that set me off in search of a deeper truth. I decided to reject the counsel of my teacher and follow my heart into the unknown.

I understood then that a teacher who is not a lover, who cannot see their students but only the students "careers" is not a teacher. I knew that I needed to leave such teachers behind.

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The F— Train To Brandeis

I just finished the 2005 book called "Unchosen: The Hidden Lives of Hasidic Rebels."

On page 153, the author Hella Winston writes: "Brandeis…accessible to him only by commuter rail — or, he later learned, the "f— truck" from Harvard, named for the supposed sexual libertinism of the Brandeis students."

The sexual libertinism of Jewish women is not supposed in my experience and not according to the comprehensive University of Chicago study from about 12 years ago. According to this study, Jews have about twice as many sexual partners as Catholics (who have the least number of any group surveyed).

In conservative Christianity, sexual sins are the worst sins, while in Judaism, sexual sins are not necessarily any more serious than eating non-kosher food or turning on a light on Shabbos. Therefore, Jews tend to have fewer hang-ups about sex, and even when they discipline themselves to live an Orthodox life, if they are not married, they seem to be far more likely to play around sexually than equally religious non-Jews.

From page 150, Yossi finds a baal teshuva to date: "…She wasn’t shomer negiah, meaning that she didn’t refrain from physical contact during dating. This meant that Jessica/Zahava would hold Tossi’s hand when they went out and, after she had a little to drink, kiss him. On some nights, depending on her mood, she would even invite Yossi back to her small apartment, where she was willing to do almost anything with him — now that she was religious, there were some limits — although she made sure to cover all of the religious books on her bedroom bookshelves with towels, so they wouldn’t have to witness the profanity of the encounters."

I know one girl like that.

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On A Pole?

I have an Orthodox friend who married a dancer. A real dancer, not a stripper. When he tells Orthodox guys that his wife is a dancer, they always react, "Like on a pole?"

When done right, Orthodoxy develops a reverence for sex missing in most men, but some of the time traditional Orthodoxy — where people don’t marry for love — seems to develop a barbaric view of sex devoid of feelings.

I’m reading a terrific 2005 book called "Unchosen: The Hidden Lives of Hasidic Rebels."

It’s by a secular Jewish woman getting her PhD in Sociology — Hella Winston.

"Leah also now receives phone calls from men who are still living in her old [Satmar] community, and who want to get together with her, assuming that because she has left that way of life, she must be a "whore" — or at least a madam, willing to put them in touch with other women who might be interested in sex. Leah finds herself having to explain to these men that changing her style of dress and growing her hair does not mean she has no morals or values. In fact, she explains, her values are clearer and stronger than they ever were, and she has more respect for herself today than she did when she was living in the community." (Pg. 143, 144)

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