Writing A Gossip Column For The Los Angeles Times

ChaimAmalek: If you do, I will take this as proof that there is an afterlife, and that Cathy Seipp interceded on your behalf.
ChaimAmalek:  You are recession-proof
ChaimAmalek:  And that could be yet ANOTHER book you could write – "How to be recession-proof"
ChaimAmalek:  You’d be rich and famous if you did what I told you to do
ChaimAmalek:  Every Bais Yakov girl in LA would be throwing herself at your tzitzit
ChaimAmalek:  Rabbi Gershon’s edict would be repealed in your case, just so you could marry multiple women
ChaimAmalek:  Whose wealthy fathers would gladly support you.
ChaimAmalek:  If you did what I tell you
ChaimAmalek:  The nihilist in me is really rockin’ this Barak Obama
ChaimAmalek:  Taxing the stuffing out of the rich