Rabbis Vs Journalists

The Jewish Week reported in its June 10, 2009 issue:

The halachic adviser to Ohel Children’s Home and Family Services, which receives millions of dollars in state and federal money, told a Bergenfield, N.J., synagogue audience in 2007 that tax evasion is permissible under Jewish law as long as one doesn’t get caught, according to people in attendance.

The adviser, Rabbi Dovid Cohen, a Brooklyn-based, highly respected halachic expert who also serves as one of three rabbinic guides to Nefesh International, a network of Orthodox mental health professionals, is said to have made the comments about tax evasion during a Shabbat talk at Congregation Beth Abraham in Bergenfield in February 2007.

Now, more than two years later, the repercussions may be taking a toll on Rabbi Cohen and his reputation.

Several in attendance at the talk said that Rabbi Cohen gave an extended response to a question from the audience, asserting that tax evasion is permissible under Jewish law, as long as there is no realistic possibility of being caught, thus causing a chillul hashem, or desecration of God’s name.

The justification was based on the rabbi’s apparent belief that the reason the rabbis of the Talmud forbade stealing from a non-Jew was only out of fear of anti-Semitism.

Virtually every halachic source agrees that tax evasion, as well as theft from non-Jews, is categorically forbidden.

Rabbi Cohen allegedly told his audience that he was making his controversial remarks on Shabbat — he is also said to have asserted that, like the biblical Esau, non-Jews still hate Jews — knowing he was not being recorded, and that if subsequently questioned about his statement, he would deny it.

The rabbi told The Jewish Week on Monday that the statements attributed to him were "totally misunderstood" and that he "repudiated" them.

Based on letters obtained by The Jewish Week, it appears that at least seven people in attendance at the lecture wrote to or called the Rabbinical Council of America, the largest group of Orthodox rabbis, where Rabbi Cohen, though not a member of the RCA, served on its prestigious Va’ad HaPoskim, a group of halachic authorities. Some of the letter writers sought to have Rabbi Cohen removed from the panel; others simply attested to their having heard the rabbi make the remarks, which he denied to the RCA.

Rabbi Steven Pruzansky blogs:

It is a bitter irony clearly lost on its editors that the so-called “Jewish Week” chose to impugn the well-regarded Rav Dovid Cohen during the very week the Torah castigates Miriam for slandering her brother Moshe (actually, mildly rebuking him). Perhaps the message of the weekly Torah portion was unknown to the writer, someone named “Staff Report” – apparently to protect his identity.

Rav Cohen came to my neighborhood approximately two years ago and allegedly said publicly that cheating on taxes is permissible for Jews as long as there is no desecration of G-d’s name through their arrest and exposure. It is hard to believe he would make such a statement, given the preponderance of Rabbinical opinion that the Talmudic principle “the law of the land is the law” applies first and foremost to areas such as taxes. Add to that Rav Cohen’s statement – quoted in the paper – that his remarks had been “totally misunderstood” and that he “repudiated” them, one wonders what was the necessity of finding a “news” story in this, two years after the event that I, living in this neighborhood, had not heard about? Isn’t that lashon hara (slanderous, evil talk) of the worst kind, and so from where do Jewish journalists derive the right to engage in blatant violations of the Torah – while paradoxically claiming the moral high ground and ethical superiority over their subjects ?

Newspapers often speak of the public’s right to know… whatever the journalist deems newsworthy. It is interesting that while Western law speaks almost exclusively in terms of the “rights” of individuals, the Torah never speaks directly of “rights” but quite frequently and extensively about the “obligations” of individuals. “Rights” flow, if they do at all, from the mutual “obligations” people have to each other, but people generally have no inherent right to “know” anything, certainly not if there is no imminent danger to them or to others. We do have an “obligation” to treat each other fairly, decently, and with respect.

But character assassination is the sport of journalists and so it is no surprise that Mr. (or Ms.) Report resurrected a dead, non-story and trumpeted their findings. It is one reason why I personally never read the so-called “Jewish Week” (this particular article was forwarded to me), nor do I understand why any serious Torah Jew would. The spiritual harm is insidious and persistent, and the advantages nebulous at best.

Given the standards that Rabbi Pruzansky lays out, how is his attack on The Jewish Week not lashon hara? When Rabbi Pruzansky says — as he did today — that 90% of Jews are outside the pale because they do not observe Jewish law, how is that not lashon hara? I am not arguing that it is lashon hara. I’m not arguing that Rabbi Pruzansky is wrong. I’m just curious how this whole lashon hara thing works and when you are allowed to attack people and when you are not.

I just want to be a good Jew and to do what the rabbis instruct.

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Conformity In Orthodox Judaism

Should I stay or should I go?

If I go, there will be trouble.

If I stay, I will be troubled.

Damn phone’s not ringing.

I don’t care.

So you want me to repress my feelings? Just shove them right down inside of me? But then they might come out all distorted on my blog?

I didn’t get a personal invite for today. But I don’t donate, so why should I get a personal invite?

It’s a community event. Am I part of the community? I live Beverlywood-adjacent but I’m not part of the YICC community. Am I part of any Orthodox community?

I’m a rebel without a shul.

The Uninvited.

As Rabbi YY wrote so dispassionately in my Wikipedia entry: "He claims to have converted to Judaism in 1992, but in fact was given a "Dishonorable discharge" from the conversion programme of the biggest Orthodox Rabbinic organisation in California, the Rabbinical Council of California. No Rabbis can be found to support his claim, instead many confirm that he has indeed never been converted. Ford himself refuses to cite who it was that converted him and he is very active in attacking and criticising Jews and Rabbis in his Blog.[1] Ford says he observes the Jewish Sabbath, attends synagogue regularly, and keeps kosher. Judaism conflicts with his chosen profession, which all Orthodox Rabbis see as immoral, and he has been asked to leave at least two different congregations.[2]"

I offered to give this kid part of my lung. Anything to prove I’m a mentch. Open up my chest and cut away anything you find useful. Take, this is my flesh. Take, this is my blood. Just let me back into YICC. Let me join the team. Don’t leave me behind. I’ll be a good boy. The best boy. You’ll never need to spank me again.

Today’s speaker is Rabbi Steven Pruzansky. I can’t stay away. The topic is conformity in Orthodox Judaism. How could any Orthodox shul in Los Angeles host a lecture on conformity without my being present? It’d be a shanda. What would the goyim say?

I have some opinions. Heck, I should be giving this lecture. Maybe I’ll ask a sharp question at the end and show I’m the smartest guy in the room.

I walk up Pico Blvd. Thank God this is not the Stephen S. Wise temple where the security guards kept a picture of me at their station. Thank God YICC does not have security guards today. They must be dropping their standards.

It’s a pretty good crowd for a Sunday and the rabbi gives me a smile ’cause he knows it’s me they’re coming to see to forget about life for a while.

And the siddur sounds like a carnival. And the chumash smells like a beer. And they sit in the pews and put bread in my jar and say, man, what are you doin’ here?

This is the most intimidating Modern Orthodox shul in town. I don’t belong here. Maybe if I gave the rabbi all my organs that get me into trouble, he could lock them away in a safe until he was reasonably sure I would only use them responsibly.

As I walk through the door, I wait for the alarm to ring.

Nothing. Nobody turns around. Nobody looks askance.

The only alarm is in my head.

My spirits soar. I disco. My hips sway like Ricky Martin. I’m more moral than Oscar Wilde. More manly than Jane Austen. More sober than Charles Bukowski.

We are family. I’ve got all my sisters with me.

Living life is fun and we’ve just begun
To get our share of the world’s delights
(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the future
And our goal’s in sight
(WE!) no we don’t get depressed
Here’s what we call our golden rule
Have faith in you and the things you do
You won’t go wrong
This is our family Jewel

I open my mouth and scream but nobody hears me. I must go back on my lithium.

"Wecome rebbe," says Robert as he hands me a two-sided sheet covered with 26 quotations from sacred text.

I’m in trouble now.

Signs on the door say "No food or drink."

A friend follows me in carrying a cup of Starbucks coffee.

"I probably shouldn’t bring this in here," he says, "but what are they going to do? Throw me out? I’m with you."

I pull out the Orthodox Union’s Guide to Blessings and review the basics.

I hope I don’t run into the rabbi. I hope I don’t run into anyone I let down. I feel like I’m in a room full of ghosts of what I might’ve been.

Let me just sit here and study. Then first opportunity, I’ll get the hell out and return to my blog.

That’s where I belong — cyberspace — where the girls are easy!

I’m a universalist. I’m not tied down to any particular sect. I’m a free-thinker. I float above disputes like Barack Obama. I’m a wounded young god. I should’ve been born in Greece 2400 years ago. I belong on the Parthenon followed around by female disciples inquiring into the nature of the good.

Rabbi Pruzansky encourages us to follow our creative instincts, so long as we pursue them within the limits of Jewish law and lore. He says that the 90% of Jews who don’t observe Jewish law are outside the pale.

Rabbis. Harumph! They’ve got their pulpits and their security guards. I’ve got my blog and my readers.

I win.

I line up for the food. Everyone’s washing hands and I don’t want to be left behind. I wash and say the bracha.

Then I reconsider. My triglycerides are out of control. My cholesterol is high. My good cholesterol is consistently low. I have a six percent chance of getting a stroke or heart attack in the next ten years. What a loss that would be to the Jews and to world literature.

Maybe I’ll skip the bread and the cream cheese. But I washed! I wish I could ask a rav. Oh well, I’ll be my own rav. Not for the first time.

I comfort myself with a few slices of cheese, chocolate rugala, two helpings of omelette, potatoes, and fruit. Then I say an individual bracha on each food, but very quietly so no one can hear me and tell me I did it wrong.

Well I’m sure that I could be a movie star if I could get out of this place.

"Welcome back," says an acquaintance. We used to daven together every morning for nearly a year. "You’re always welcome here," he says. "You shouldn’t just come for sad occasions. You should join us for simchas too."

Yeah, well, tell that to the powers that be.

I can’t believe here I am sitting alone at a table, the greatest writer of my generation, and I’m snivelling about getting back into YICC.

As I walk out, a never-married acquaintance in his fifties yells at me, "Why aren’t you married?"

"Why aren’t you married?" I respond.

He throws up his hands.

I get in my car and listen to KPCC. A nude New Zealand rugby game was disrupted by a fully-clothed streaker.

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The Biggest Thing To Develop Character

"…is taking care of yourself and others," said Dennis Prager on his radio show Wednesday. "In that respect, Europeans are more childlike than Americans. Why did doctors come to your house when you were a kid? Before all these government interventions.

"The terrible effects of having the government take care of you. The sense entitlement. That you don’t have to be responsible for your life because the government will always take care of you."

Prager said that the most difficult hour of his radio show each week is the male/female hour because he has to be so careful with his language so the super-sensitive sex doesn’t get offended.

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Spammed By Tagged.com

I accidentally spammed all my friends to look at my Tagged profile.

From today’s New York Times:

I THOUGHT it was a little strange when I received separate e-mail messages from two people I knew only slightly asking me to click and see their photos on a social networking site called Tagged.

I ignored them at first, but then thought maybe I should check it out. After all, I should keep up on what’s hot in the social networking world, right? This could be the new Twitter.

That’s when I started doing everything wrong. I obligingly typed in my e-mail address and a password to see those photos. Well, the photos didn’t exist, but I had unwittingly given the site “permission” to go through my entire e-mail contact list and send a message to everyone, inviting them to see my “photos.”

I found this out only when I started receiving e-mail back from people agreeing to be my friend. I quickly realized what had happened and shot off an apologetic message explaining why I inadvertently spammed them.

As friends’ responses started rolling in, I heard from some who had received similar e-mail. Others told me about the same problems with Web sites like MyLife.com and desktopdating.net.

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Risking It All For Love

Katie Roiphe writes in the New York Times about a challenging new book on love:

Nehring sees in the grandeur of feeling a kind of heroism, even if the relationship doesn’t take conventional form or endure in the conventional way. For Nehring, one senses, true failure is to drift comfortably along in a dull relationship, to spend precious years of life in a marriage that is not exciting or satisfying, to live cautiously, responsibly. Is the strength of feeling redeemed in the blaze of passion even if it does not end happily? she asks. Is contentment too soft and modest a goal?

Elsewhere, Nehring interrogates our steadfast insistence on balanced, healthy relationships, our readiness to condemn doomed, impossible entanglements. She argues that it may in fact be a sign of health to enter into a relationship that is turbulent, demanding or unorthodox. She praises long-distance relationships, arduous relationships, relationships with men who are elusive, relationships the therapeutic culture adamantly opposes. She asks, “Could it be that the choice of a challenging love object signals strength and resourcefulness rather than insecurity and psychological damage, as we so often hear?”

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Someone is Wrong on the Internet

I must set them straight pronto!

I love this piece in the New York Times:

One of the more trenchant cartoons of the Internet era features a stick-figure man typing furiously at his keyboard. From somewhere beyond the panel floats the irritated voice of his wife.

“Are you coming to bed?”

“I can’t,” he replies. “This is important.”

“What?”

“Someone is wrong on the Internet.”

If you can’t recognize this impulse, then you’ve probably never kept a blog, frequented a message board or engaged in an e-mail round robin over some obscure controversy. The Internet multiplies arguments as swiftly as it multiplies pornographic images, to a similarly addictive effect. And it multiplies cautionary tales as well — feuds better left unfeuded, and rabbit holes that have swallowed writers whole.

Tellingly, it’s often older scriveners, unaccustomed to having their sallies met by waves of insta-disputation, who flail their way into embarrassment. Think of the sportswriter Buzz Bissinger, who’s probably better known to younger fans — thanks to YouTube’s unkind ministrations — for a spittle-flecked rant against blogging, delivered on Bob Costas’s HBO roundtable last spring, than he is for writing “Friday Night Lights.” Think of Lee Siegel, the scourge of literary cant, who was so overwhelmed by Internet hostility that he resorted to “sock puppetry,” creating an online alter ego who hotly defended the “brave” and “brilliant” Siegel (that is, himself) in The New Republic’s online comments section.

The novelist Mark Helprin is the latest distinguished writer to come undone this way. In 2007, he published an essay in the Op-Ed section of this newspaper arguing for the continuing extension of copyright, so that the rights to a novel or poem could be passed down not only to the author’s children, but to his children’s children’s children as well. Since a more latitudinarian copyright regime is a cause célèbre for a certain class of Internetista, his argument ignited a storm of criticism, and the comments appended to the online version of the article ran into the hundreds of thousands. And since this was, after all, the Internet, most of them were stupid.

Helprin could have ignored the barrage; he could have sifted it for arguments worth replying to. Instead, he decided to write a furious treatise against the comment-happy horde. The resulting book, “Digital Barbarism: A Writer’s Manifesto,” is a vindication of the aphorism about the perils of wrestling with a pig. (You get dirty; the pig likes it.) Helprin can be a wonderful wordsmith, and there are many admirable passages and strong arguments in this book. But the thread that binds the work together is hectoring, pompous and enormously tedious.

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Surprised By Joy

Something happened to me this evening that hasn’t hit me in months — I wanted to go to shul.

Around 7pm, my feet got itchy and I put on my suit and I walked half an hour and I said hello to my fellow Jew and studied this coming week’s parsha (Torah portion) and I prayed to God.

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Intellectuals Go Nuts Over Rav Soloveitchik

But the ordinary Jew has not been affected by the Rav.

Those who get drunk on the Rav’s theories are intellectuals who love theories.

Yes, the Rav ordained more rabbis than anybody in history.

But the Rav did not make much practical difference in anything.

The Rav today is more popular than he ever was in his lifetime.

I’m cribbing this from Dr. Marc B. Shapiro’s first lecture on Rabbi Zvi Pesach Frank (for Torah in Motion).

Dr. Shapiro says the Chatam Sofer is the most important Orthodox rabbi of the past 200 years, but that Ovadia Yosef in the most important rabbi of the past few generations and the most important Sephardic rabbi since the Shulchan Aruch (15th Century).

Every Jew on the street in Israel knows who Ovadia Yosef is. There have been nine books on Ovadiah Yosef.

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Pat Dollard’s Conversion To Judaism Didn’t Take

According to Wikipedia: "Patrick Dollard is an American documentary filmmaker. In the 1990s he was a Hollywood talent agent, manager, and producer most known for guiding the career of Oscar-winning director Steven Soderbergh. Dollard became known as a Hollywood conservative in the mid-90s, and is now known as a conservative filmmaker, blogger, and pundit."

Evan Wright writes about Dollard for the March 2007 Vanity Fair: "Dollard was earning a reputation for intense but passing infatuations, such as the time in the early nineties when he converted to Judaism and took the name Schlomo Bin Avrihim. ("The rabbis who held my beth din," says Dollard, referring to the council that determines a candidate’s suitability for conversion, "told me afterwards that they wished all converts could reach my spiritual level." The conversion didn’t last. Dollard’s second wife, for whom he’d become a Jew, divorced him not long after his romp with hookers on the set of Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story."

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The Supreme Leader

I’ve been telling everyone today that I am the Supreme Leader, that I’m the Ayatollah of rock n’rolla. I rushed home to try to register thesuperemeleader.com but it is already taken. Oy vey!

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