Sarah Palin Vs. Death Panels

I have not been this happy to be a Republican — watching Obama and his socialist healthcare proposals going down in flames — since George Bush won the 2004 election, guaranteeing that we’d stick around to win the war in Iraq.

I love how all the high-minded types jumped on Sarah Palin for her remark. Obama is a socialist. Socialism doles out resources — not according to the marketplace — but according to government fiat. Because there are never enough resources, they must be rationed. In socialized medicine, old people get the short end of the stick.

Sarah Palin is an exciting woman. I love her long black hair and her fiery rhetoric.

James Taranto writes:

The first we heard about Sarah Palin’s "death panels" comment was in a conversation last Friday with an acquaintance who was appalled by it. Our interlocutor is not a Democratic partisan but a high-minded centrist who deplores extremist rhetoric whatever the source. We don’t even know if he has a position on ObamaCare. From his description, it sounded to us as though Palin really had gone too far.

A week later, it is clear that she has won the debate.

President Obama himself took the comments of the former governor of the 47th-largest state seriously enough to answer them directly in his so-called town-hall meeting Tuesday in Portsmouth, N.H. As we noted Wednesday, he was callous rather than reassuring, speaking glibly–to audience laughter–about "pulling the plug on grandma."

The Los Angeles Times reports that Palin has won a legislative victory as well:

A Senate panel has decided to scrap the part of its healthcare bill that in recent days has given rise to fears of government "death panels," with one lawmaker suggesting the proposal was just too confusing.

The Senate Finance Committee is taking the idea of advance care planning consultations with doctors off the table as it works to craft its version of healthcare legislation, a Democratic committee aide said Thursday.

Sen. Charles E. Grassley of Iowa, ranking Republican on the committee, said the panel dropped the idea because it could be "misinterpreted or implemented incorrectly." . . .

The Palin claim about "death panels" was so widely discredited that the White House has begun openly quoting it in an effort to show that opponents of the healthcare overhaul are misinformed.

You have to love that last bit. The fearless, independent journalists of the Los Angeles Times justify their assertion that the Palin claim was "widely discredited" with an appeal to authority–the authority of the White House, which is to say, the other side in the debate. One suspects the breathtaking inadequacy of this argument would have been obvious to Times reporters Christi Parsons and Andrew Zajac if George W. Bush were still president. And of course this appears in a story about how the Senate was persuaded to act in accord with Palin’s position–which doesn’t prove that position right but does show that it is widely (though, to be sure, not universally) credited.

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‘You Don’t Do Anything With It’

"You say love my hair," she said, "but you don’t do anything with it."

She was right. I loved long hair. It’s a woman’s glory. She had soft silky black hair and I had taken it for granted. I liked looking at it. I liked knowing it belonged to me. I felt proud of it. But I had done nothing with it. I had taken it for granted. I had gotten lost in all her other splendors.

I reached out and started running my fingers through her hair.

She looked up at me, all soft and trusting and wanting to be stroked.

"Daddy’s home," I purred.

Khunrum emails my Advisory Committee: "Boys, what’s with the soft core drivel Luke is posting these days? Will his next literary offering be a bad Romance Novel? This might have been hot stuff a hundred years ago but for for 2009 it’s zzzzzzz!"

I’m stretching creatively. To write great, you have to allow yourself room to fail.

Khunrum emails: "I’d say you failed brother. I believe the only person interested in that type of writing would be a failed Nun. What’s next? Spice it up a bit boy."

Helpful writes: I fully support Luke’s new genre choice. Rip that bodice, Luke. Rip that bodice!

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Chabad Emissary Making A Difference In Tampa Bay

Tampa Bay will always have a special place in my heart because it was the first place where I met Dennis Prager in person.

I had listened to him on the radio for years, corresponded with him, and even talked to him on the phone.

That Shabbat, Dennis could not have been happier or more welcoming. Oy, how things have changed! Those were the days when Dennis told people, "Anyone who’s a friend of Luke Ford’s is a friend of mine." Now he says: "“He was neither a pupil nor a friend. I think I appealed to something good in him at some point, and I hope I did. But I don’t know."

I feel like I am a window into Dennis Prager’s soul, an opening into his formidable public image that reveals a more complex humanity, an alternating vulnerability and hardness that all of us can understand. This is not the Dennis Prager on the radio or at the lectern who likes to give lists of the vices he is not prey to — power, fame, gambling, cruelty, ego, etc.

I had a couple of opportunities to talk with Dennis that Super Bowl weekend 1994. He said that meeting me made him feel at peace, that if he died, someone else would carry on his work. He said that if I was ever in Los Angeles, he might have work for me. He noted how various people who wanted to influence me — from my parents to an ex-girlfriend — had written him concerned letters about me.

I guess they were right to be concerned.

From TampaBay.com:

Rabbi Shmuel Reich speaks fast and passionately about the work he does here.

Just 18 months after moving to Clearwater from Brooklyn, N.Y., he’s quickly learned that most Jews in this area know little or nothing about Judaism, and many have converted to other religions. But that has only made him work harder, and no one is off-limits.

He gives wallet-sized cards to strangers on the street explaining the seven Noahide laws, the seven commandments that God gave to non-Jews, according to Rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson, the leader of the Chabad Lubvatich movement.

Reich, 31, drops off fresh challah bread baked by his wife, Raizy, 27, with handwritten notes and a doodle of a rabbi. He has started the Clearwater Jewish Enrichment Center, which he runs from his house. He jokes about the neighbors who live around his modest house on Druid Road. They’ve never met anyone like him.

"We had no plan," he said of his move here. "Sometimes that’s the best way to do things."

But he gives credit for everything he is and does to God, saying that most situations are "divine providence."

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The Happy Minyan Comes Of Age

For the past couple of years, the Happy Minyan has an independent existence at the Karate Academy on Pico Blvd (near Rexford). Prior to this, it resided at Orthodox shuls (Beth Jacob, Mogen David) that tried to incorporate the group into its staid membership and programming. Now the Happy Minyan is free to do its own thing.

Co-founder David Sacks has developed into a figure of tremendous religious authority without demonstrating the least phoniness or ego. He knows more Torah than any other TV writer. You just want to be a good person when you’re around him.

Fifteen years, I caught his first Torah drasha. It was delivered at Aish HaTorah and it was on his religious journey (from the Harvard Lampoon to Orthodox Judaism).

Co-founder Stuart Wax is getting honored in ten days at the Happy Minyan‘s first tribute dinner. Wax has done more than anybody in Los Angeles to give shelter to the Jewishly homeless. I used to attend his Friday night dinners at his apartment where he’d entertain up to 70 people. God, I made such a fool of myself the first time I went back in 1995. When it came time to cleanse the fingers after the meal, I almost poured the dirty water on my fingers until someone corrected me. I think I was pretty loud and obnoxious too. Oy vey! So little things change.

You may well say — who the hell are you Luke Ford to write about anybody? Who are you to critique anyone or anything in Orthodox Judaism? Well, if not me, it will be somebody else doing it. I simply adapted to this technology of blogging a little earlier than most. Just as I share my impressions of Orthodox Judaism today, thousands are coming behind me who will be sharper and smarter in their comments. No buffoonish rabbi will be spared.

Privacy is much harder to maintain in this new age. Whether that is more bad than good is a great question, but there’s no right to privacy in either the American or the Jewish constitution. Life is with the people. Everything we do affects other people.

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Embrace Your Bad Self

Friends of mine are obsessed about bad things — many of them true — said about them on the internet. This is totally understandable. Reading bad things about yourself, especially when true, feel like a knife ripping through your abdomen.

Though this is the natural reaction, it does not have to be your dominant reaction. The quicker you can learn to laugh about your felony conviction for drug dealing, for example, or diddling that secretary at the office while you were a married Orthodox rabbi, the quicker you can come to terms with your bad self, the quicker other people will come to terms with your bad self.

On the internet, nobody has to know you’re a dog. You can construct whatever identity you want. It will be easier for you in the long run if you can construct something based in truth, but whatever. Use social networking, blogs, videos and other tools to show that side of yourself you most want the world to see, rather than obsessing over negative stuff.

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Kiss Me

Kiss me. Kiss my eyes. Kiss my lids and tell me you love me.

Kiss my forehead and run your fingers through my hair and nibble on my ears and lick my jaws and suck on my neck like a vampire.

Rub my shoulders and kiss my back and graze your nails over my skin and make me scream.

Kiss me.

Kiss me in the hovel. Kiss me on the floor. Kiss me in the shower.

Kiss me in shul. Kiss me at Pats. Kiss me at the corner of Pico and Robertson.

Kiss me.

Sit on my lap and put your arms around the back of my neck and look down at me and kiss me.

Surprise me with your love. Close my eyes and kiss me.

Dart your tongue in my mouth. Caress my lips. Nibble. Bite. Draw blood. Claw at my back and rip apart the skin. Punish me for my sins.

Tell me you can’t live without me. Tell me you need me. Tell me you’ll never love anyone else. Tell me you’ll be mine forever.

Kiss me.

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Musings

* Rabbi Kalman Topp is off to a great start at Beth Jacob. He seems warm, sincere. He gave an excellent sermon. He has big shoes to fill — previous rabbis of Beth Jacob include Steven Weil, Abner Weiss, Maurice Lamm.

* The Robertson Blvd front of YULA girls school has been a filthy trash-strewn mess all summer. Don’t they have any pride? In front of the ashrams, it is clean. In front of the Jewish school, it is filthy. (PS. All cleaned up now!)

* A few years ago, Orthodox synagogue Bnai David-Judea was lucky enough to have a billboard for "The 40 Year Old Virgin" across the street. Now the billboard is for Hustler Apparel.

* How loud are you allowed to bang on a wall or table on Shabbos before such banging is considered forbidden (and akin to playing a musical instrument)?

* Why do we say in the Aleinu prayer, "we bend our knees before you," but in doing the prayer, we bow without bending our knees?

* I asked a bloke on Shabbos, "What work do you do?" He replied that he doesn’t talk business on Shabbos. I find this pretentious. There’s no better question for locating a person than inquiring about his line of work. If I then proceeded to try to do a business deal with him, then I could understand the response, "I don’t talk business on Shabbos."

* Many of the smartest unmarried men I know take the worst care of themselves. Intellectual bachelors are a menace. Unintellectual bachelors are a menace too. Rabbi Steven Weil is right.

* The last time I got meaningful mail on my MySpace account was March 2. By contrast, my Facebook account is a constant source of stimulation for me.

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The Jerusalem Riots

Steven I. Weiss reports:

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Saying Goodbye

I said goodbye to a great girl the other day. We won’t be seeing each other anymore.

She said how much she enjoyed our time together. That she always looked forward to seeing me. That she would always remember me. That I was challenging and always pushing her boundaries but in the final analysis, I knew when to stop pushing. That she felt she could connect to the part of me that was vulnerable and open.

People have been saying the same things to me since I was a kid. Many of my teachers said I was the most challenging kid they ever had. Shouldn’t I change? Shouldn’t I grow up? Why am I emotionally four years old?

Jane emails: I am not crazy about this wild beard look. I was shocked when i saw you. I figured it’s a stage you are going through.
You are such a good looking guy. why cover it all up? This is the time to
use it before its all gone.
Could part of it be the need to look like you detractors? Stop trying to win
them over. It will NEVER happen. They hate your talent, your guts and
most of all your honesty. Tell them to drop dead and keep on your journey.
They are like dogs they can sense your fear and then go straight to the
jugular. Dear Luke they don’t own you. I hate to tell them but they don’t
own Judaism.

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I’m Losing The Courage Of My Facebook Status Updates

I was sitting in a Starbucks in Van Nuys yesterday afternoon reading the book "Golden Codgers" by Richard Ellmann. It inspired me to make half a dozen Facebook status updates, but here’s the thing — halfway through my updates, I’d lose the courage of my convictions. There was only so much truth I was willing to share.

For instance, I wrote: "Luke Ford holds his Blackberry and longs for the call or email that will transform his…"

If I had continued with such honesty, I would’ve written "lonely life."

But I could not face sharing that. So I ended with a lame cliche, "vale of tears."

Why can’t I have the courage of my Facebook convictions?

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