The Red Heifer Ritual

In his 2001 lecture on Numbers 19, Dennis Prager says that he believes all the Torah’s laws are understandable, including the inscrutable ritual of the Red Heifer.

Every ritual conveys a value. A salt covenant represents an unbreakable covenant.

Your status is elevated by having obligations, not just rights. The poor person who receives and receives charity is demeaned. If you give, you are ennobled.

If you are in an impure state, you have to go through a ritual to get back to a pure state. This is the ritual with the red cow.

The red heifer ritual makes the impure pure and the pure impure.

Can you think of examples from real life that render society pure but the doers impure?

* How about police? They have a high rate of burnout. They keep society clean by getting dirty. They need this ritual every day.

* Garbage men render our lives cleaner but it renders his life dirtier.

* Soldiers fighting in a just war. Killing human being justly. What does that do to him? It is too bad we don’t have the red heifer ceremony for soldiers in just war. They have nowhere to go with their sense of guilt and impurity. Every decent soldier who killed came home changed. What do you do with his soul? Nothing. We’re bereft of ritual.

Why a red heifer? Because red is blood. I don’t consider this all that inscrutable. And that concept of purifying the impure through dirtying the pure is a concept throughout life.

Vietnam Veteran Bob Kerry can’t forget that night. Here is a good man consumed by that night his whole life. He has nowhere to take the killing of those peasants.

Catholics have confession.

We have a new ritual — therapy. But the therapist has nothing to do with your soul, only your psyche. What will the therapist do then? Therapists are our new priests. That’s why clergy try to be therapists because therapists have become the new priests.

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God Hates Sodomy

This week’s Torah portion is Haazinu (the end of Deuteronomy).

On Torah Talk, Rabbi Rabbs discusses Rosh Hashanah, the parsha, and the Ten Commandments of Luke Ford:

* You shall laugh at Christianity, and compare believing in Jesus to believing in Spiderman, but at the same time, you shall understand that the Lord, G-d, King of the Universe is clothed in a body of a man, and that man’s name is Dennis Prager.
* You shall condemn liberals and state that Prager is correct for labeling the liberal agenda as a form of idol worship, but at the same time, you shall insist on smearing Torah-observant Jews with derogatory liberal terminology such as “Orthodox”
* You shall take great pride in the fact that you became a Jew by having an “Orthodox” conversion, and even though one of its conditions is to separate from non-Orthodox philosophies, nevertheless, you shall continue to quote Prager’s every word as if it were holy, even though the man has publicly stated that he [belongs to a] Reform [temple].
* You shall rant at great length about how all frum Jews must act holy, but at the same time, when it comes to your own Torah studies, you shall have no problem learning and quoting from books written by outright heretics.
* Upon discovering that Jacob Milgrom didn’t write a commentary on Deuteronomy, leaving you without your favorite source for Torah Talks, you shall actually consider quoting from the King James Version of the Christian Bible, not that anyone would notice the change, because it too uses Goyishe terms such as “Israelites”, “sacrifices”, and “Priests”.
* You shall invite Rabbi Rabbs to join you for Torah Talks, not because the famous comedian is popular, or that he will add humor to your web site, or even because he will bring his following of hot young chicks your way, but rather, you do so only because you want to poke your finger in the eyes of all of the shuls that banned you years earlier, and you do so by having a hardcore frummy rabbi attack them every week.
* You shall publicly repudiate anyone that calls Modern Orthodox rabbis derogatory names such as “cow, moron, and idiot”, even after they apologize for doing so, but at the same time, you shall have no problem that two of your own friends in the chat room publicly trash Rabbi Rabbs each week in some of the worst ways imaginable, insult his intelligence and question his knowledge, and they never apologize for doing so.
* You shall irrationally allow childish hecklers in the chat room to continually destroy the rising popularity of your live broadcasts, and at the same time, you shall wonder why others suggest you are self-destructive, why you have underachieved in your career, and why women are not overwhelming you with offers to be the father of their children.
* You shall take a hard line and judge every Jew strictly for their imperfections, condemn those that dare to showcase their indiscretions, and act disgusted when seeing frum-looking Jews commit sins in public, but at the same time, you shall have no problem acting inappropriately by filming yourself touching and fondling younger women and then publishing that disturbing footage on the Internet.
* Even though you claim that your porn days are behind you, nevertheless, you shall invite attractive women to do nighttime interviews in the same room in which you sleep, so that after the broadcasts you can go to bed while their scent is still lingering in the air, making it much easier for you to jerk off while thinking about them.

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Shannon Orand Marries

She had a long journey to Judaism.

These photos were already posted online according to the person who emailed them to me:

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God: A Biography

I loved this book by Jack Miles and read it twice.

Dennis Prager, however, was not a fan.

Numbers 14: 11-12 says: “The LORD said to Moses, “How long will these people treat me with contempt? How long will they refuse to believe in me, in spite of all the miraculous signs I have performed among them? 12 I will strike them down with a plague and destroy them, but I will make you into a nation greater and stronger than they.”

In his 2001 lecture on Numbers 14:17 – 15:31, Dennis Prager says: I differ with those who say this is typical Old Testament primitive understanding of God. It is the sophisticate’s notion that God matures as you go through the Old Testament. I don’t buy that.

These things bothers those with PhDs. They believe that God should’ve spoken in a more sophisticated way: I hear the complaints of the Israelites but I understand the psychological impotence that makes them this way. I understand the mentality that slavery develops.

This would be regarded by those who think that God grows up as very mature.

God’s reaction is for a primitive people. If God had responded in that PhD way, they wouldn’t have learned anything. A super-sophisticated parent raises a neurotic child. It is the Jews who are primitive, not God.

God can’t give a 21st century response to 1200 BCE people. This is it. This is direct. This is how they learn.

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I Prefer To Remember Matt Leinart In Happier Times

The Arizona Cardinals recently waived quarterback Matt Leinart.

Yet, his life wasn’t always this disappointing.

I wonder if there’s a moral lesson in all this debauchery?

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The Imam Of The Proposed Mosque Near Ground Zero

On his radio show today, Dennis Prager talks about Feisal Abdul Rauf, the imam of the proposed mosque: This phony imam. The more I know about him, the less I trust him. He is the cause of this whole problem. He should’ve said at the outset is that the last thing I want to do is to cause a rift between Muslims and other Americans. Forget it. I made a mistake. Let’s move it.

He’s an egocentric maniac. I don’t want tension between Muslim-Americans and non-Muslim-Americans.

If you want to do something as a Muslim to show how you feel about Islam in America, build a hospital. The day that Saudis fund a hospital for non-Muslims will be a great day for the world.

Liberals are impressed by soft talk.

The only person deserving of hate mail is Rauf. I hate this man. The damage he has done to American Muslims is incalculable. And for no good reason. He doesn’t have the money. He just has the mouth.

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Who Owns These Torah Scrolls?

Rabbi Samuel Ohana’s attorney Scott Sobel responds to the latest ruling:

The RCC contract for binding arbitration was for arbitration of the dispute of Mrs. Rita Pauker, as an individual, against Rabbi Samuel Ohana, as an individual, and Beth Midrash Mishkan Israel, a synagogue which is a non-profit corporation. Mrs. Pauker initiated the Beit Din proceeding. She (through her attorney at that time) identified and named the parties to the dispute. She did not sue (arbitrate) as an agent for her late husband’s synagogue, a non-profit corporation. She merely claimed that she was personally entitled to own the four Sifrei Torah in question.

At the second Beit Din hearing in January, Rabbi Ohana proved that according to all applicable laws (Halacha, California and Federal corporate law) Mrs. Pauker had no legal claim of ownership of the four Sifrei Torah. In his decision, Rav Tendler agreed with this position. He did not award the Sifrei Torah to Mrs. Pauker in her individual capacity. We believe that the primary error in the second Beit Din hearing was that instead of simply deciding that Mrs. Pauker had failed to prove her right to ownership of the Torah scrolls, the Rav decided sua sponte, to do something that Mrs. Pauker neither argued for nor requested: “I rule that the four Torah Scrols in question are the property of the non-profit Valley Mishkan Israel Congregation of which Rita Pauker is the Agent. Therefore, the four Torah Scrolls should be returned to Ms. Pauker …” In other words, after determining that Mrs. Pauker had no right to the Sifrei Torah, he gave them to the corporation which Mrs. Pauker apparently controls, an entity which was not a party to the arbitration proceeding.

Under the law, when party A sues party B, no arbitrator, judge or jury has the right to declare that party C is the winner – particularly not in contractual binding arbitration, where the agreement defines the arbitrator’s jurisdiction!

I simply am not able to offer any cogent explanation of the judge’s ruling today, confirming just such a result.

A second point of error at the Beit Din hearing was the arbitrator’s violation of Rabbi Ohana’s and the synagogue’s fundamental right to the counsel of their choice. Rabbi Ohana and the synagogue brought two attorneys to the arbitration hearing: Scott Sobel to argue issues of secular law, and Steven Friedman to argue issues of Halacha, both working pro bono (without payment). The RCC arbitration agreement states: “We understand that we have the right to be represented by attorneys or other advisors in the arbitration at any time.” (Note the plural.) The Rav ruled that each side would only be allowed to have one attorney or advisor participate in the Beit Din proceeding. Thus, Mr. Friedman waited in the lobby throughout the hearing, for nearly five hours! (It is not at all unusual for parties to legal proceedings to have multiple representatives present for trial and other proceedings.)

Rabbi Ohana has asked his attorneys to appeal today’s ruling to the Court of Appeals without delay. Once judgment on today’s ruling has been entered and mailed to the parties, the losing party has up to 60 days to file a Notice of Appeal.

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Mind Game

She called me from outside. “I brought you three cookies I just baked,” she said. “Most people I only gave two.”

She held up the latest issue of the New Yorker. “There’s an article in here I want you to read. It’s about a psychopath.”

“Does he remind you of me?” I asked.

“Yes,” she said. “And of me.”

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Rosh Hashanah Starts Wednesday Evening

I discuss Rosh Hashanah with David Suissa.

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How Do You Keep God Alive In Your Life?

In his 1999 lecture on Exodus 34, Dennis Prager says: The Torah says you shall observe the feast of unleavened bread. This is how you keep faith in God, by observing regular rituals. If you don’t observe regular rituals, you won’t keep God alive in your life.

No generation of Jews that has not remained God-oriented has stayed Jewish. Many Jews say I don’t need the rituals, I’ll keep Jewish values alive. It is a well-intentioned erroneous sentiment. Without rituals, nothing is kept alive.

The average Jew observes no Judaic rituals.

How do Christians stay God-oriented without these rituals? They have God made flesh. If they didn’t have God in human form, they too would need rituals to stay God-oriented. Islam has as many rituals as Judaism.

Unleavened bread symbolizes getting out of Egypt. Getting out of Egypt is the symbol for all of the Torah because Egypt symbolizes everything that Judaism rejects, such as a preoccupation with death, paganism, etc. Since the Egyptians invented bread, bread became the symbol of Egypt.

By eating unleavened bread for seven days, you reject Egypt.

There’s been a tremendous degradation in Jewish life over the course of centuries (in addition to tremendous elevation). The overwhelming majority of Jews have no clue as to what matza represents. They think you eat matza because there wasn’t enough time to bake regular bread while leaving Egypt, which is true but trivial.

The most important reason is that bread represents Egypt and unleavened bread represents getting away from Egypt and affirming the one God and life.

Observant Jews who live outside of Israel have added a day to the festival and made it to eight days. Seven days means creating a new life. Eight days means nothing.

Meaningless ritual is as worthless as no ritual. Why are most Jews non-ritual practicing? Their great grandparents in almost every case practiced the rituals. How did we go from 90% observance to 10% observance in a hundred years [the last half of the 19th Century and the first half of the 20th Century]? Because it was meaningless.

The rituals are beautiful but even beautiful rituals that mean nothing will be dropped. Beauty isn’t enough. The brain needs reasons.

The Torah is a rational document. It does give reasons.

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