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The Combo

Posted on January 27, 2010 by Luke Ford

Friday night, the rabbi said the class on Hasidut would begin at 8 a.m. He didn’t want to look like a dick and show up on time, so he strolled up in his best undertaker suit at 8:15 a.m. and … Continue reading →

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How Do You Get Out Of A Bad Mood?

Posted on December 4, 2009 by Luke Ford

Dennis Prager on his radio show today: If you are in a bad mood, people have to walk on eggshells around you because they are thinking, if I say this, will it provoke an angry response? People clam up. If … Continue reading →

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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Posted on November 28, 2009 by Luke Ford

I was talking to a girl motzi Shabbos. She wanted to break up. She said we had no future together. Afterwards, I went to take a cold shower. I noticed my chest was covered in red welts. For the past … Continue reading →

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Tomorrow Is The First Day Of The Rest Of My Life

Posted on February 11, 2009 by Luke Ford

I’m gonna live out Thursday just as Guru Singh would want. I’m rising at 3am, I’m gonna have a hearty barf, then a cold shower and then I’m going to the ashram at 3:45 a.m for three hours of prayer … Continue reading →

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Guru Singh Is Tougher Than The Rabbis

Posted on February 10, 2009 by Luke Ford

I thought with Guru Singh I was getting cheap grace and hot babes. The last part is correct, but his prescriptions for our life are rigorous. Last night he prescribed starting the day around 3 am with a hearty vomit, … Continue reading →

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