Who goes shopping for a big screen on Thanksgiving?

People who don’t give a fig about America. By the look of the KABC TV cameras outside Best Buy tonight, these Thanksgiving shoppers do not appear to be descendants of the Pilgrims on the Mayflower.

I’d rather be alone, 90% of the time, than with people like me. My peers in frustration? It’s just too depressing. I prefer the company of people who are better than me, folks with marriages, children, careers, and responsibility.

I wonder if I should try that fainting thing I see women pulling all the time in movies? Has that ever worked for you? Ohhhh, I’m feeling so weak, unsteady, everything’s spinning, pffff.

I hate riding the bus. Too many poor people. I prefer trains, planes and automobiles.

I only enjoy the company of about 1% of the people I meet, but about 50% of the professional writers I meet and about 20% of the Orthodox Jews (and British commonwealth ex-pats) I meet. Rather than hang out with people I’m indifferent to, I’d rather be alone and read. I’m getting over the flu today and am reading this book (later will watch Foyle’s War).

I’ve had this weird understated flu the past week, making me a tad dizzy. I wish there was a website where I could see what crud was going around. I’d find it comforting to know how many other were suffering similarly.

I signed up for the free 7-day trial of Hulu and found I just can’t put up with the ads (unless it is a live sporting event). Netflix has spoiled me. There’s so much good stuff on there, why would I put up with 60 seconds of ads every ten minutes on Hulu?

I was watching the Australian TV show The Straits. Here’s some Aussie slang: Tropo = gone tropical = black, which in the show means violent, impulsive, and the attendant low-IQ behaviors.

* TV doesn’t get any better than seasons three and four of Boardwalk Empire.

* New York Times is fine with putting nipples on the front page just so long as men won’t find it exciting.

* “Pop music is pop music… It’s always going to cater to a younger generation. The older you get the “worse” it gets.” (Gareth)

* Toronto mayor Rob Ford claims he has ‘more than enough to eat at home’ and the media tut tut about his graphic and shocking language about oral sex. Since when did Seventh-day Adventist morality take over the MSM? What was so shocking about his remark? This same MSM praised the R-rated movie The Aristocrats. Now that was shocking.

* Whether or not there is a trend to this knockout game, here are the homicide stats from the Obama administration: “Blacks were disproportionately represented as both homicide victims and offenders.…The offending rate for blacks (34.4 per 100,000) was almost 8 times higher than the rate for whites (4.5 per 100,000).”

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Dennis Prager Roast

At the April 3, 2008 roast of Dennis Prager for his 25 years in broadcasting, psychiatrist Stephen Marmer said: “As a psychiatrist and psycho-analyst, I’ve been waiting for decades to find a subject who confirms Freud’s stages of development — oral, anal, phallic, oedipal and so forth. Finally, finally, I was able to find someone who was fixated in each and every one of Freud’s stages — Dennis Prager.”
“The anal phase… That’s the time when people learn to be meticulous and neat and fastidious and parsimonious… Perhaps you do not know if you haven’t actually visited him in his home, how meticulous and neat Dennis is with his office and his paperwork and how he keeps all of his financial records so obsessively up to date and how thorough he is checking all the contracts he signs…”
“Dennis has dedicated his life to Viking women. Hi Sue!”
“Normally children leave the Oedipus Complex and enter what is called latency phase. This is the time they leave their childhood anger, and childhood emotions and temper tantrums and infantile sexuality and buckle down to learning during the school years but Dennis broke that rule. He never left any of those things behind. One can say he continued his childhood right up to his arrival at adolescent rebellion and sexuality and has remained there eversince.”

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Neville Chamberlain Was Right

David Horowitz tells Dennis Prager today: “This [deal with Iran] is the worse thing to happen since Munich (1938)… The Obama administration has been arming and supporting the Muslim Brotherhood, whose spiritual head says the Holocaust is God’s punishment on the Jews for their corruption and it will happen again.” Gee, that sounds like the basic Torah position on Jewish suffering.

Chamberlain’s deal with Germany in 1938 was a good thing because it gave England an extra year to get ready for the war. “Most historians agree that the British army was not ready for war with Germany in September 1938. If war had broken out over the Czechoslovak crisis, Britain would only have been able to send two divisions to the continent—and ill-equipped divisions, at that.”

Luke: I’m a right-winger but I prefer Obama’s foreign policy to George W. Bush’s. Dubya got us into unnecessary and disastrous invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan. Dubya was reckless. He had little interest in governing efficiently ala Eisenhower. He wanted to throw the long ball. Obama is cautious. They’ve both been horrible presidents who were only elected because of their dads, not on their merits (neither had any accomplishments of their own).

* Hanukkah starts Thanksgiving night, the first time since the 19th Century. “The Hebrew calendar simply went wild this year with everything super duper early,” said Dennis Prager today.

The Hebrew calendar isn’t early or any different with the start of Jewish holidays, it is only “early” if you consider the Western calendar the ultimate real.

* Toronto mayor Rob Ford claims he has ‘more than enough to eat at home’ and the media tut tut about his graphic and shocking language about oral sex. Since when did Seventh-day Adventist morality take over the MSM? What was so shocking about his remark? This same MSM praised the R-rated movie The Aristocrats. Now that was shocking.

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Three Military Helicopters Circle Over LA Today

I don’t know what’s up. At one point, I saw three of these military helicopters going by in a row over Beverly Hills. Report. More.

One commenter: “I think it is the CIA dropping eight balls of crack laced with HIV into predominantly black neighborhoods.”

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Will Australia Beat England In Cricket?

Australia’s thrashing the Poms in Ashes cricket at the Gabba in Brisbane, Australia, near where my family live. My brother Paul took me to the Gabba in late 1989 to watch a match. Come on Aussie come on!

It’s the hot wet season in Queensland right now. There are storms and lots of nitrogen in the air. The farmers love it.

Watching the cricket makes me feel homesick. Australia’s teams and fans are all white. There’s something about their Anglo-Saxon names and solid WASPy looks and mannerisms that reminds me of my youth.

I’ve never seen a black guy play test cricket for Australia (a lot of blacks play rugby for Australia. “Sam Morris was the first black Test cricketer and the only one to play for Australia. He was born in Tasmania, according to some reports the son of West Indian parents attracted by the gold-rush, became recognised as a wicket-keeper there and moved into first-class cricket as a batsman and medium-paced bowler after becoming appointed curator at the St Kilda ground in Melbourne. He played his only Test, at Melbourne in 1884-85, after the entire team from the previous Test had pulled out after a row about their share of the gate money. The team was predictably beaten buf Morris dismissed two of England’s top three and opened the batting in the first innings, when he was out for four. He remained a regular player for Victoria for the next eight years. He was curator at South Melbourne for 30 years from 1887, giving up only when he lost his sight.”

A lot of Jews have played test cricket for Australia. Here’s a list of Jewish first-class cricketers, including several for Australia’s test teams:

Ali Bacher, South Africa, batsman and administrator (relative of Adam Bacher)[68]
Mike Barnard, England, cricketer[68]
Mark Bott, England, cricketer[69]
Dennis Gamsy, South Africa, Test wicket-keeper[70]
Darren Gerard, England, cricketer[71]
Norman Gordon, South Africa, fast bowler[68]
Steven Herzberg, English-born Australian, cricketer[72]
Michael Klinger, Australia, batsman (Southern Redbacks)[68]
Leonard “Jock” Livingston, Australia, cricketer[68]
Bev Lyon, England, cricketer[68]
Dar Lyon, England, cricketer (brother of Bev)[68]
Jason Molins, Ireland, cricketer[72]
Jon Moss, Australia, allrounder (Victorian Bushrangers)[68]
John Raphael, England, batsman[68]
Marshall Rosen, NSW Australia, cricketer and selector[73]
Lawrence Seeff, South Africa, batsmen[74]
Maurice Sievers, Australia, lower order batsman and fast-medium bowler[68]
Bensiyon Songavkar, India, cricketer, MVP of 2009 Maccabiah Games cricket tournament[75]
Fred Susskind, South Africa, Test batsman[68]
Fred Trueman, England, fast bowler[68]
Julien Wiener, Australia, Test cricketer[68]
Mandy Yachad, South Africa, Test cricketer[68]

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What Is Safe Touch?

So I’m sitting behind this guy I know. He’s playing with his 3yo son. He puts his hand between his son’s legs and extends his thumb to the top of the boy’s butt cheek and squeezes the butt and makes a loud farting sound. He repeats this about eight times until he sees me looking at him. Is it normal and healthy for parents to be fondling and squeezing their child’s butt with a hand right between the boy’s legs? If this father does this in public, what might he be doing in private?

I notified some people to keep an eye on this guy. It seems to me that if it is wrong to do something to another adult (outside of a sexual relationship), it is wrong to do it to a child.

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About Those Iran Nuclear Negotiaions… And All the Treats of Thanksgivukkah

Thanksgivukkah treats to light, wear and eat (product info here); Israel provides aid to the Philippines; New Jersey’s second-largest city has a 36-year-old mayor and he’s Jewish; former Israeli Chief Rabbi Yona Metzger indicted on fraud charges; Newsweek senior editor Abigail Jones discusses her piece on Gital Dodelson and Orthodox divorce; tensions between U.S. and Israel over Iran; the U.S. team on Israeli-Palestinian peace gets a new member.

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Rabbi Elchanan Weinbach Leaves Kohelet Yeshiva In PA

Rabbi Elchanan Weinbach left Shalhevet, a Los Angeles Modern Orthodox day school, suddenly in 2010. Now he’s left another yeshiva suddenly.

Here’s the email that went out:

Dear Kohelet Yeshiva High School Parents:

On behalf of the Kohelet Yeshiva High School board of directors, I am sad to announce that Rabbi Elchanan Weinbach, for personal reasons, will no longer serve as head of school beginning this week. During his tenure, Kohelet Yeshiva has grown from 95 to 166 students, established a vibrant Beit Midrash, and embraced 21st century learning.

Rabbi Weinbach will continue to contribute his talents and vision to Jewish education through Project Kodachrome, a start-up organization focused on developing blended and online learning curricula. This initiative is funded largely by the Seligsohn family, who are also generous supporters of our school. We wish Rabbi Weinbach the best as he embarks on this new venture.

I am working closely with the executive committee of the school’s Board of Directors, with the entire board, and the professional administrative team during this transition time. We expect to announce an interim arrangement shortly for the management of the school. Over the coming months, we will conduct a thorough search for a new head of school to begin next fall. In the meantime, please know that I am impressed by and grateful to the school administrators for their commitment to maintaining the educational excellence and supportive environment that have become hallmarks of our school. We will keep you updated as information becomes available.

We know how important it is for parents to have a specific person to whom they can raise any questions or concerns they may have. Until a more formal organizational structure is identified, you should address any questions about Limudi Kodesh to Rabbi Tzvi Sinensky, our Rosh Beit Midrash. Rabbi Sinensky’s email address is [email protected]. Any questions about secular subjects should be addressed to Barry Kirzner, currently the head of the History Department, and a teacher at the school since its founding. Mr. Kirzner’s email address [email protected]. Any questions or concerns about any other matter should be addressed to Rabbi Rodney Feinerman, our Assistant Head of School, whose email address is [email protected].

I want to close by emphasizing two things. First, changes in leadership can of course be stressful times for institutions. For Kohelet Yeshiva, however, we are fortunate to have a board of directors, a faculty and administration, and a community that are committed together to creating a school that teaches excellence in both Torah and Maddah , and to imbuing our students with a commitment to those values, and to Torat Yisrael, Am Yisrael, and Medinat Yisrael. As parents, you can be assured that the faculty, the board, as well as the search committee to be constituted in the coming weeks, are all committed to those values as well, and I am happy to be able to assure you that we will hold those convictions together as we move forward.

Lastly, I have been President of the board for the last year and a half, and I have worked closely with Rabbi Weinbach throughout that time. I am, personally, grateful to him for the great work he has done for our school, for the growth he has helped it experience both in size and in its fulfillment of its mission. I count him as a friend, and I am sorry to see him go. I am glad that he will remain in our community, working in Jewish education and with a venture that is itself directed toward the support of our school and its mission.

Thank you so much.

Jerome M. Marcus
President, Board of Directors
KOHELET YESHIVA HIGH SCHOOL
223 N. Highland Avenue
Merion Station, PA 19066
Tel: 610 667 2020
[email protected]

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The Attack (2012 Movie)

Good movie, except the plot twist about a Christian Palestinian suicide bomber, of which there have been none. Only Muslim Palestinians blow themselves up. The movie says that people just snap, that’s why they blow themselves up, but why do only Muslims break this way? Also, seeing the “massacre” of Jenin causes the person to become a suicide bomber, but there was no massacre in Jenin.

The underlying point of how we can’t always know what’s in another person’s heart, even in our spouse’s heart, is excellent.

* If you insist that there is a race war in this country, then it is clear that only one side is deliberately murdering people on the basis of race.

* I’m embarrassed by the number of JFK assassination documentaries I’m watching this month and how many more books I’ll probably read on this topic. I also can’t stop watching the National Geographic show “Seconds From Disaster.” This stuff compels me. As a kid, I’d always read the Drama in Real Life stuff in Readers Digest. Five years ago, I read a book on all the different ways people have died at Yosemite National Park. I find it difficult to put down a true crime book. I guess I have a ghoulish soul.

Three times on the night of Nov. 21, 2013, Lee Harvey Oswald pleaded with his wife Marina to come back to him with the kids. She refused him all three times. So in the morning, he took off his wedding ring, left it in a cup, left her all his spare money (about $170) and went off and shot the president. We don’t really know why, but I suspect he did it to feel important. Marina also knew that Oswald had tried to assassinate General Walker a few months previous, but she didn’t say anything to the police for fear of being deported.

* I heard a report on NPR’s Take Two program Monday morning that some Latino families skip their housing payment and sell their car to pay for a quincenera party. I’ve never heard of this sort of behavior by anyone I know to pay for a party.

* When I’m auditioning, I hate the question, “Why should we pick you?” I usually respond, “I don’t care. Do what you like.” I just don’t feel like arguing my case. I’ve obviously got chops. Make your own decision.

* I wonder if our music tastes will change as we get healthier? I can’t see myself marinating in these love addiction anthems once I get stronger. I’m only 47, won’t be a teeny bopper in my tastes forever.

* Almost all of the questions I’ve had about life have now been answered. For instance, all of my major questions about my love history were answered in this book ATTACHED.

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Mary Cheney – A Spoiled Brat

In light of the Facebook war Mary Cheney has launched on her sister, I wanted to post this from the New York Post:

DICK Cheney‘s daughter, Mary, acted like a diva with the Secret Service, a new book claims. According to “In the President’s Secret Service” by Ronald Kessler, when Mary demanded the Service shuttle her friends out to restaurants, the agent in charge objected and she had him removed from her detail. The former veep’s daughter also allegedly complained about the Secret Service vehicle assigned to her. “She saw that her sister [Elizabeth] had a brand-new Suburban,” an agent who was on her detail tells the author. “Mary had an older vehicle. She was like, why can’t I have one? Next thing you know, within a day or two, she has a brand-new Suburban from the Secret Service sitting out there in front of her house.”

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