The North Korean Approach To Teaching

First you break the student down and then you build ’em up. Something like this.

Just let me know which pedagogical style works best for you.

Joey comments: “It’s extraordinary how her kinesthesia awakens and her contractions release once her attention is focused on the looming attack with the stick. I think this is why the North Korean teacher here sometimes makes a sharp noise instead of actually swinging the stick at her: he’s proving to her that it’s her attention to an aspect of the present moment, rather than the incidental external stimulus of the stick, that is what is truly awakening her kinesthesia here. This guy’s a real pro. I guess the Pyongyang market must be saturated.”

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What Will We Get For $2 Trillion Of Obamacare Over A Decade?

On his radio show today, Dennis Prager said: “What you get from that is nothing except a mandate that all Americans buy health insurance. Healthcare will deteriorate. Doctors will be remunerated less than today. Morale of the healthcare community will drop. People will find it harder to get care as quickly as they do now. Insurance companies will gradually leave the world of health insurance, which is what the president and the left would like. They don’t like health insurance companies. They don’t like any companies unless they’re making solar panels and windmills.

“What he promised, nothing of it is true.”

“The left values material equality.”

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My Business Plan

I learned in a recent bootcamp for entrepreneurs that if you fail to plan, you’re planning to fail.

Working in conjunction with a personal coach, I came up with and have started to implement the following business plan to get more clients.

Come three o’clock most arvos, I put my massage table in the back of my van and head off to various high schools. I set up just off campus, leaf through the latest issue of The New Republic, and promise the kiddies that my work is banned in 17 states because their parents don’t want ’em to have fun.

After making them promise to not tell anyone, and in the course of the free mini-lessons on shady streets — hook ’em while their young and have customers for life, I figure — I use concrete examples to teach right from wrong. As in, this is wrong while this is right, so try to desist from wrong and embrace the right. Then, in my most avuncular tone, I encourage the littleuns to stay off the crack and to stay in yeshiva.

Afterward, I take the cute ones for icecream.

Here’s a photo of one happy student. I’ve changed his name so his parents don’t find out.

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I’m Trying To Keep My Mind On Holy Things

So I’m listening to Torah lectures and clicking through various Youtubes with the sound off. That way I can get enough excitement to properly concentrate on every concept that comes my way but not enough excitement to violate my Jewish commitments. With no visual stimulation, however, I might doze off and miss important insights.

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Willing Sinners Vs Unwilling Sinners

From the second lecture on the Rabbi Abraham Samuel Sofer (Ketav Sofer) for Torah in Motionby Orthodox rabbi and history professor Marc B. Shapiro: The Ketav Sofer was more moderate than his father, the Hatam Sofer.

“Do you have to rebuke your community if it means you’ll lose your job.

“The Ketav Sofer says the whole concept of rebuke is only for when there’s respect for the rabbinic office. If you are certain the community will not listen to you, there’s no need to rebuke them.”

“This is practical halachah (Jewish law) to this day. We are under no responsibility today as Orthodox Jews to go to non-Orthodox Jews and rebuke them. Tell them what they’re doing is wrong.”

“We know they’re not going to listen.”

“The Chazon Ish says that in these days, we don’t know how to properly rebuke. Everybody has the status of someone who has not yet been rebuked. Therefore, they are not regarded as willing sinners.”

“Therefore, we don’t regard them as complete heretics and can’t have anything to do with them.”

“If the eruv is down in certain communities on the Sabbath, rabbis will tell certain people that the eruv is down, but if you see all these women coming to shul already with their baby carriages and that no matter what you tell them they’re not going to listen to them, then they’re not really sinning unless you tell them. Better that they do things ignorantly than intentionally sin.”

“We don’t go around rebuking people. Even rabbis in shuls. There are some shuls today, including Lubavitch shuls, where plenty of people drive to shul. There’s a little Chabad shul near my house, where everybody drives to shul on Shabbos. It’s just like a Conservative shul except that the rabbi does not say that driving on Shabbos is OK.”

“If you see someone on Shabbos not making their tea correctly, what rabbi goes up and rebukes them?”

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When Mechitzas Weren’t Kosher

From the second lecture on the Rabbi Abraham Samuel Sofer (Ketav Sofer) for Torah in Motionby Orthodox rabbi and history professor Marc B. Shapiro: “In those days (19th Century), you didn’t have mechitzas in Hungary. You had women up in the balcony or in a completely separate room [LF: like you do at the Israeli moshiachist Chabad on Robertson Blvd near Pickford, 90035]. A mechitza was not regarded as kosher because you could see the women unless the mechitza went up to the ceiling.”

“They regarded it as immodest to be able to see the women during davening (prayer).”

“When the Satmar rebbe had his famous argument with Reb Moshe Feinstein… The rebbe argued that the mechitza needs to be so that you can’t see the women. Reb Moshe says no, just 60 inches. It’s not about seeing. It’s about mingling.”

“The liberal shuls had an organ in the balcony played by a non-Jew on Shabbos.”

“In Hungary, all the rabbis, even the liberal rabbis, opposed mechitzas [for being immodest]. That doesn’t violate the Shulchan Aruch. The [Jewish] population in Hungary was conservative and they did not want to go in the direction of Reform [Judaism].”

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How Much Secular Learning Does A Rabbi Need?

At the Hungarian Jewish Congress of December 14, 1868, German Modern Orthodox rabbi Esriel Hildesheimer said it would not be a problem if the government required rabbis to have a secular degree. That would be the law of the land and the Jew is expected by Torah law to follow the laws of the land as practiced where he dwells (providing those laws are not against Torah).

Hungary spawned all sorts of Jewish extremism, including the Kitzur Shulchan Aruch.

To Rabbi Hildesheimer, to fight Reform Judaism, Orthodox Jews need rabbis with secular doctorates.

A Hasidic rebbe, the Ardmo of Liska, said that the only secular learning a rabbi needed was to be able to read the Latin alphabet well enough to sign his name.

There was a vote and the extremists won.

(From the second lecture on the Rabbi Abraham Samuel Sofer (Ketav Sofer) for Torah in Motionby Orthodox rabbi and history professor Marc B. Shapiro.)

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Underbelly – Australia’s Best Crime Drama

I love this TV show. It is based on a mafia war in Melbourne between 1995-2004. (Episode One – warning – there’s a lot of shagging)

It’s a jungle out there.

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Eager Young Minds?

Steve Lopez writes in the Los Angeles Times about California: “At every level, cuts decimate once-great institutions and devalue our greatest resource — eager young minds.”

I went to school for many years in California and only on the rarest of occasions did I meet an eager mind. Of the good students I’ve met, only about 1% appeared to have enthusiasm for their studies. For the rest, it was only careerism. Doing their studies was simply a matter of getting ahead in life.

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Is The Shulchan Aruch The Jewish Constitution?

One frequently given definition of an Orthodox Jew is one who abides by the 15th Century code of Jewish law — the Shulchan Aruch.

In his third lecture on Rabbi Abraham Samuel Sofer (Ketav Sofer) for Torah in Motion, Orthodox rabbi and history professor Marc B. Shapiro says: “Every single Orthodox synagogue in the United States does something not in accord with the Shulchan Aruch and I’m sure many haredi minyanim as well. According to the Shulchan Aruch (261), Sabbath begins and ends with the Rabbenu Tam‘s opinion (which holds that the Sabbath starts 72 minutes after sunset, which was the dominant Jewish position in Eastern Europe a hundred years ago).”

Marc Shapiro sent this inquiry to various Orthodox Jewish sites online that invite halachic (Jewish law) questions: “If I’m driving in my car just before the Sabbath and I’m stuck in traffic, can I hold by the Rabbenu Tam opinion?”

Two of the halachic sites said you could not hold by the Rabbenu Tam in this emergency but another site said you could.

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