Monthly Archives: March 2015

My Family Owned Tannum Sands

At Tannum Sands High School in Queensland, they have a ceremony thanking the original owners of Tannum for allowing them on their land. When I first heard about this, I thought they were honoring my granddad Alf Booth who owned … Continue reading

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What Do You Do With The Mexican Jewess?

Look, I’m not a racist or anything, but every time I meet a Mexican Jewess, I am impaled on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, they’re female and Jewish, on the other hand, they’re Mexican. I have … Continue reading

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Whither Danielle Berrin?

She writes on FB: “I am going on a four month sabbatical [mid-March thru mid-July] — Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Myanmar and Thailand!” Danielle has been at the Journal for eight years. I keep expecting to see her on TV and … Continue reading

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Amalek’s Regret

Chaim Amalek writes: My New Regret in Life: That I never had sex with a shiksa of suitable intellectual merit and then asked her, post-coitally, “Yes, you enjoyed it, but was it good for the Jews?”

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Purim Begins Wednesday Night

Though this is a joyous time for Jews, let us pause to think of the millions of Gentiles who live in fear this week that the Jews will rise up. Later today, I’ll be releasing the Luke Ford Hate Filter … Continue reading

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