Though this is a joyous time for Jews, let us pause to think of the millions of Gentiles who live in fear this week that the Jews will rise up. Later today, I’ll be releasing the Luke Ford Hate Filter (modeled on the ADL’s Hate Filter, so you know it’s good!) which blocks access to all websites with either explicitly anti-Gentile material or content that is implicitly against the interests of Gentiles. I’ve also arranged extradition to re-education camps for anyone anywhere in the world who publishes anything negative about Gentiles. Consistency.
Chaim Amalek: I have the same problem with Passover, or at least I would, if I thought any of these things really happened. As it is, there simply is not a trace of evidence that there ever was a Haman, or a Mordechai, or an Esther, or that the events depicted in the Book of Esther ever took place (including any massacre of tens of thousands of the followers of this “Haman”). None. Ditto Exodus, and the deaths of the firstborn sons of Egypt. But it does trouble me that modern day Jews who, like me, marched in Selma, arms locked with Dr. King’s, should be teaching to children from these books as though they were holy and Godly. Liberals like me know that any book that preaches mass murder cannot be said to be holy.
Also, I am starting a “Fair Play for Amalek” committee. Who wants to join?