Monthly Archives: April 2013

The Orthodox Rabbi With The Comely Shiksa Assistant

It’s not uncommon to run into married Orthodox Jewish men who take pride in their comely shiksa assistants and they don’t mind letting you know that they’re tapping that. Why do they want you to know? Because they know, wink, … Continue reading

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Failed Messiah

Many of my friends in Orthodox Judaism read Failed Messiah but most of them loathe the author Shmarya Rosenberg. They argue that he’s filled with rage against Orthodox Judaism and that he’s coming from a bad place and therefore he … Continue reading

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Respect!

So there’s this woman whose dad is a rabbi. When she’s on her own, guys flock to her and flirt with her and hug her, but when her dad comes around, they’re suddenly very proper and then they bugger off. … Continue reading

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Our First Date Was Amazing!

In 2003, I have this amazing first date. We meet for coffee. We talk for two hours. I buy us sandwiches. Then she gets in my serial killer van and we drive up the 1 to Malibu and walk hand … Continue reading

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Obsession with sin is strictly Christian

No other religion has it. I’ve never heard nor even heard or nor read any Jewish sermon against sin. In Reform and Conservative Judaism, there’s virtually no talk of sin and everything Jewish you want to do is applauded. In … Continue reading

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