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Category Archives: Satire
Luke Again Named “The Los Angeles Orthodox Community’s Most Eligible Bachelor”
AP Wire – For the second consecutive year lukeford.net has named its own webmaster, Luke Ford, as “The Los Angeles Orthodox Community’s Most Eligible Bachelor”. News of the award reached Ford as he finished his pm shift at the Starbucks … Continue reading
Posted in Personal, Satire
Tagged eligible bachelor, hustler magazine, la cienega, luke ford, orthodox community, second consecutive year
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She Threw Acid In Her Own Face To Get Attention
I don’t find the following story hard to understand. I think it is easy to understand. People will do almost anything, including throwing acid in their own face, to get attention. Most people, including myself, grow towards attention in the … Continue reading
Posted in Dennis Prager, Satire
Tagged 26th district, agenda issues, bethany, coffee shop, david dreier, harvard faculty, police spokeswoman, vancouver police, washington state
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Time Publishers Announce Plan For Magazine Aimed At Adults
TIME Announces New Version Of Magazine Aimed At Adults
Posted in Satire
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A Cool Thing I Did Before Becoming Religious
Winner of Miss Bikini World Australia Ema Masters is given a helping hand by Martin Carroll, Graeme Dobson, Ryan Abbott, John Schlimmer and Luke Ford.
Posted in Satire
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Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody
Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody
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EveryJew.com Revolutionizing The Way Jews Talk To Each Other
The Jewish Journal‘s social networking site EveryJew.com has completely changed the way Jews relate to each other. My male friends report it has enabled them to date an entirely higher quality and younger variety of female than was available to … Continue reading
Posted in Jewish Journal, Satire
Tagged ashlyn gere, Facebook, Jewish Journal, male friends, social networking site
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Orthodox Man Hesitates Five Seconds Before Patronizing Kosher Restaurant Without Ethics Certification
LOS ANGELES: Modern Orthodox Jew Brad Gold found himself debating in his mind Monday whether or not to eat at his favorite kosher deli. On the one hand, the food looked good, on the other hand, he could find in … Continue reading
Posted in Satire
Tagged beef sandwich, corn beef, ethics in business, lectures on ethics, orthodox jew, orthodox rabbinate
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Republicans Expected To Grill Elena Kagan On All Her Murders
Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming
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Stand And Deliver Torah Style
How come there’s all this hoopla about Hispanic math teacher Jaime Escalante (hero of the film Stand and Deliver) and yet we never remember Feivel Himmelfarb, a math teacher in New York in the late 19th century who inspired a … Continue reading
Posted in Satire
Tagged ap calculus, jaime escalante, jewish students, math teacher, stand and deliver
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The Not So Dirty Secrets Of Luke Ford
The name Luke Ford is all but synonymous with debauchery – the sexy blogger is equally famous for his racy publication as his simultaneous relationships with young, blonde women and the notoriously raucous parties held at the Hovel. But the … Continue reading
Posted in Satire
Tagged international film festival, luke ford, mainstream america, political ally, selma alabama, toronto international film festival
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