Category Archives: Personal

The Missing Sheitel

Posted on February 8, 2014 by Luke Ford

* At a kosher resort in Mexico a couple of weeks ago, a woman fell into the ocean and lost her $3,000 sheitel (wig). So she offered up a $500 reward for finding it and all the Mexicans hopped to … Continue reading →

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A Rich Broad

Posted on January 28, 2014 by Luke Ford

I’m trying to leverage my Australian accent and fading looks into meeting a rich lady. I wish I’d dress better and make more of an effort. I know I’m a troll and the stakes are low. Perhaps it is the … Continue reading →

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The War Going Home

Posted on January 21, 2014 by Luke Ford

When I drive to work, I’m serene. The traffic rarely gets to me. I don’t use my horn much. I’m largely unruffled. I enjoy the show “Take Two” on KPCC. My commute takes about 20 minutes. My ride is smooth … Continue reading →

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Not So Bright

Posted on January 17, 2014 by Luke Ford

I’ve gone much of my life competing against people smarter than me. I just sense that I’m not as sharp as my peers. School was rarely easy for me. I had to slog to get As. Whatever success I’ve had … Continue reading →

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Staring Death In The Face

Posted on January 14, 2014 by Luke Ford

Friend: “I’m not getting stuff done right, I’m a little distracted.” Luke: “That’s understandable considering you are staring death in the face.” Friend: “That’s not as bad as staring you in the face.” Luke: “We’ll always remember you firing off … Continue reading →

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