Category Archives: Personal

My Writing Group Performs 1pm Sunday At Beyond Baroque

For the past few weeks, I’ve been in a weekly writing group. We’ll each be reading one of our stories on Sunday at 1pm at Beyond Baroque in Venice. Admission is $8.

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Banned From The Jewish Business Network!

I wonder if I made a rude noise at my last meeting (Dec. 21) at Morey’s Fireplace in December? Logging into JBN this morning, I received this message: “Sorry, Luke Ford, you can not access JBN | Jewish Business Network … Continue reading

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Who Moved My Meds?

He is the greatest writer of his generation and he works as a secretary. He is the suffering servant of Israel, an atonement for humanity’s sins. He was despised and rejected by men, a man of sorrows, and familiar with … Continue reading

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I Don’t Want To Live In Fear

Most people won’t say things publicly for fear of ruffling feathers. They don’t want to lose relationships, social status, and income. I frequently get counseled to severely edit or remove blog posts because they might offend powerful people. Most of … Continue reading

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Should I Leave My Tefillin Bag At Shul?

On Monday morning, I followed the custom of my friends and left my tefillin bag at shul in the aron hakodesh (holy ark). I walked home feeling anxious. What if I got up in the morning and did not want … Continue reading

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Some Game?

He sat at his desk in the law office Wednesday afternoon grinding out the work when suddenly an attractive young brunette appeared before him. “Hi!” she said. “I’m Devi*.” He was taken aback and only stuttered out a “hi” after … Continue reading

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I’m Putting You On Notice!

Whenever the boss yells at me not to use the Ladies room, I tell him I know better. I was a seminal blogger. I was named ***hole of the month by a very distinguished publication. Chaver says: “Why don’t you … Continue reading

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Wikipedia Nation

“Your father’s dead,” he said. “It’s on Wikipedia. Look it up. Your family didn’t even tell you. You’re dead to them.” “That doesn’t sound right,” I said and immediately hit Google. “That’s not right. Not right at all. You’re a … Continue reading

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I’m looking for my brothers. Can you tell me where they are grazing their flocks?

I grew up a Seventh-Day Adventist. My father was employed by the church as a preacher and as a theologian until I was 14. At age 18, I left Christianity. I wandered for a few years until embracing Judaism at … Continue reading

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The Road To Auschwitz

I grew up a Seventh-Day Adventist and many of the things I was taught from the pulpit lead directly to Auschwitz. Christians did not create Auschwitz (Nazism was profoundly anti-Christian) but without 1900 years of Christian hatred of Jews and … Continue reading

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