“Your father’s dead,” he said. “It’s on Wikipedia. Look it up. Your family didn’t even tell you. You’re dead to them.”
“That doesn’t sound right,” I said and immediately hit Google. “That’s not right. Not right at all. You’re a terrible man to tell me such things.”
“It’s all on Wikipedia,” he said. “You’re a shanda. You’re killing your family. How could anyone with any decency do the things you’ve done? You don’t have blood in your veins. You have ice. You don’t care about anyone. And no one cares about you. I don’t know why you don’t go back to being a Seventh-Day Adventist. Take off your yarmulke and tzitzit. Eat ham and eggs and marry Hayley Rivers.”
