I’m Putting You On Notice!

Whenever the boss yells at me not to use the Ladies room, I tell him I know better. I was a seminal blogger. I was named ***hole of the month by a very distinguished publication.

Chaver says: “Why don’t you just explain that you have gender ambiguity issues, at which point any further comments could be construed as harassment?”

I wonder if I could convince my boss that my habits of prevarication are protected by the ADA?

Ha! Now I’m off to see my Kabbalah Buddy, the Prince of the Persians.

Persians aren’t homophobic. Persian men routinely hug and kiss. It’s not wrong.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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