Category Archives: Personal

I Was Meant To Be A Redeemer, Not A Blogger

Chaim Amalek: “Hashem wanted you to redeem a few shiksa women from a lifetime of shameful prostitution (or as porners – same thing) by marrying one or more of them and procreating with them and thereby being as a light … Continue reading

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Perhaps An Aboriginal Convert?

I got a bracha this morning that I should marry an Aboriginal convert to Orthodox Judaism and have 20 kids with her and have to erase half of my racist posts. * While I was davening the Amidah (central prayer … Continue reading

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Dating & Blogging

I met this Nice Jewish Girl. We were a couple of addicts and like crazy kids, we fell in love over the internet. We enjoyed massive chats on Facebook and long talks on the phone. We dreamed about one day … Continue reading

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If Luke Ford went a-wilding, what would it look like?

* He writes a blog post. * Chaim Amalek: “Luke innocently bumps into an angry black woman, apologizes, returns home to watch some British TV program.”

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You Can Call Me Levi

In Orthodox life, I prefer to use my Hebrew name of “Levi Ben Avraham” (because when I use “Luke Ford” I then immediately have to explain I’m a convert to Judaism as “Luke Ford” is a particularly goyish name, and … Continue reading

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