Category Archives: Personal

Monday Musings

Posted on April 13, 2015 by Luke Ford

* Luke: “How was your weekend?” Mexican Friend: “I went to a wedding.” Luke: “Did you have mariachi singers?” Mexican: “It was a white wedding.” Luke: “Boring! A bunch of cold aloof people, right?” * A friend says: “I saw … Continue reading →

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Musings

Posted on April 8, 2015 by Luke Ford

* We live in an age in which it is wonderful if a man wants to cut his dick off or take it up the tuches, but woe to him if he is a middle aged white man and dares … Continue reading →

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Musings

Posted on April 7, 2015 by Luke Ford

* I get it that young women must tell people that our relationship is purely platonic, but why do that have to add “LOL”? * There’s a type of girl who’s just really nice to everyone, smiles at everyone, is … Continue reading →

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Jews & Traffic Tickets

Posted on March 29, 2015 by Luke Ford

I got a traffic ticket Wednesday for turning right on Roxbury off Pico Blvd beside the Museum of Tolerance. I realized later there are two big posted signs saying you can’t turn right between 3pm and 7pm. Every Jew I … Continue reading →

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Network Spinal Analysis

Posted on March 19, 2015 by Luke Ford

Every week I trade work with a Network Spinal Analysis practicioner. I find the work invaluable. He told me last night, “Trust your passion.” I started letting go of unnecessary tension and my breath freed up and I got a … Continue reading →

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