Category Archives: Personal

Do Methodists Make For Good Roommates?

Orthodox Friend: Hey buddy, I have a serious question for you. My daughter is going to university next year and will be rooming with two other girls. A potential roommate is Methodist. I know nothing about that in my sheltered … Continue reading

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Would You Buy A Used Car From Me?

I’ve never worked in sales. The prospect of such a job fills me with dread, but many people tell me I have the gift of the gab. Maybe I should be more open-minded? Would you buy a used car from … Continue reading

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You First!

A friend: Why aren’t you rich? Why aren’t you married? Why aren’t you a father? Luke: You first. Friend: This is not a Craigslist ad, where we negotiate who gets the right of first refusal by being second to send … Continue reading

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Heil Hitler Salutes On La Cienega/Cashio This Morning

On La Cienega Blvd and Cashio circa 7:20 am, this young white guy, possibly drunk and angry, started snapping Heil Hitler salutes at me, but his extended hand contained a cigarette, which seemed disrespectful to his cause. I would have … Continue reading

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Sunday Musings

* My response to the suffering in Nepal is to say some prayers. I hope the Jews are OK. * I truly intended to hit that 7:30 am Friday meeting on procrastination. * I was telling this Orthodox rabbi my … Continue reading

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