Category Archives: Personal

Lag B’Omer Parade

Posted on April 28, 2013 by Luke Ford

Dear mom: Today is the Jewish holiday of Lag B’Omer and there was a big parade and concert, closing off a main street by where I live and a thousand Orthodox Jews in attendance. I hung out for 2.5 hours, … Continue reading →

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My Dream Girl

Posted on April 28, 2013 by Luke Ford

One Sabbath afternoon in seventh grade at Pacific Union College in Angwin, CA, 94508, I’m hanging out with two male classmates Cary and Kevin. They call this girl in our class who I like, Denise, the most beautiful girl in … Continue reading →

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I Put My Needs First

Posted on April 27, 2013 by Luke Ford

So I just got asked if I had a problem with putting other people’s needs before my own. “Never had that problem,” I said. “I did have a girlfriend who gave me the book, The Givers and the Takers. It … Continue reading →

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My Wallet Was Stolen Yesterday And I Feel As Helpless As An Infant

Posted on April 23, 2013 by Luke Ford

I just feel so sad and pathetic after getting my wallet stolen. Every time I feel like I’m making progress and getting things under control, I get slammed with a car dying, a new brake job, a new gear shift, … Continue reading →

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My top five favorite sayings

Posted on April 21, 2013 by Luke Ford

* I don’t want you to suffer alone. * Can you get this one? * I hope we can still be friends. * My van’s in the shop, mind if I stay the night? * I’ll bring Manishevitz. When I … Continue reading →

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Dennis Prager Loves People

Posted on April 19, 2013 by Luke Ford

Whatever you think of his politics, Dennis Prager is a people person. He really enjoys people. He loves people. He loves meeting people. He talks to strangers. He talks on the elevator. I suspect he got some great mentoring from … Continue reading →

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Seeking A Hot Chick Through Flyers On Cars

Posted on April 19, 2013 by Luke Ford

Growing up, I never wanted to be like my parents, yet as my first girlfriend said about my dad, “The more you try to be different from him, the more you will be like him.” She’s married with a kid … Continue reading →

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I Did My Play Last Night

Posted on April 19, 2013 by Luke Ford

I am sobered by how difficult it is to get people to my show on emotional addiction called “Eroticized Rage“. About 15 people showed up, half were from my class. I’m sobered by how much work I have to do … Continue reading →

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Respect!

Posted on April 13, 2013 by Luke Ford

So there’s this woman whose dad is a rabbi. When she’s on her own, guys flock to her and flirt with her and hug her, but when her dad comes around, they’re suddenly very proper and then they bugger off. … Continue reading →

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Our First Date Was Amazing!

Posted on April 12, 2013 by Luke Ford

In 2003, I have this amazing first date. We meet for coffee. We talk for two hours. I buy us sandwiches. Then she gets in my serial killer van and we drive up the 1 to Malibu and walk hand … Continue reading →

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