* I don’t want you to suffer alone.
* Can you get this one?
* I hope we can still be friends.
* My van’s in the shop, mind if I stay the night?
* I’ll bring Manishevitz.
When I used to hear that a friend was getting divorced, I immediately thought, “How can I turn this to my advantage?” But that was the Old Luke. From here, I can barely recognize this chap being driven to use and abuse people by his addictive drives.
I’ve never been big on phone conversations unless I’m sick or crazed about the girl.
On June 10th, I’ll have been shomer brit for a year. I was thinking of throwing a party on that date but feared it might sound weird. Would you be creeped out to receive an invite from me to celebrate my one year anniversary of sobriety?
Ten things that set me off like an unguarded missile:
* Naughty teachers
* Threat of abandonment
* Shame
* Treating me like I’m dumb
* Messy emotions
* Financial panic
* Computer not working
* Car won’t start
* Forgot my keys
* Delinquent parking ticket in the mail, tripled in size because my service station didn’t tow my car in time and then threw away the ticket
